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    A thousand years after the demise of Sauron, the world has moved on. Minas Tirith is now a sprawling metropolis, and the relics of the past gather dust in museums. Vashti Arhun, a young Easterling whose parents immigrated to the city many years ago, has long escaped the drudgery of her service job by studying the magical past. Long has she admired the heroes of the tale, whether they be as great as Gandalf the White or as humble as Samwise Gamgee. Her friends like to poke fun at her, reminding her that magic and wonder has largely left the world, and she is forced to admit that they are right. When she becomes embroiled in a battle at the Royal Gondor Museum of History between her hero Gandalf and one of the Blue Wizards, though, she steps up in a way she'd never believed possible, and finds herself dragged into a journey the likes of which she has only dreamed of.

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    Frodo loves hearing Gandalf's stories of the world outside the Shire-especially regarding Elves. However, when he hears the news of the new war between Thranduil and the Men of Middle-earth, he has no clue whether or not it would be appropriate to laugh.

    Alternatively, Thranduil learns of some of the modern Christmas traditions of Men and is markedly unimpressed.

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    Hobbits had no need for royalty and no love for complexity. They were a simple folk with simple tastes, accustomed to the sunlit pastures of the Shire over the austere halls of Mountains.

    Never had this been more apparent following the Reclaim of Erebor. Thorin was now King Under the Mountain and his Company revered among all. In Dwarven Kingdoms, of course, hierarchies were hallowed.

    Naturally, Bilbo did not subscribe to such beliefs, and it landed him in a world of trouble.

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    Or: In which Bilbo speaks his mind, trampling all over Hobbit decorum and Dwarf Laws in the process. Thorin gets a stern talking to (King Under the Mountain or not) and takes great offence. And the Company, naturally, place bets on how long it will take for these two knuckleheads to sort their mess out.

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    On his way to Bilbo's birthday party, The Wandering Wizard stops by Gondor. He's then bombarded with questions from the clueless Boromir and Faramir who want to know everything there is to know about the curious creatures called hobbits.

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    So there were thirteen dwarves, a hobbit and a wizard travelling to a mountain which was conquered by a dragon to take it back from said creature. Sounds easy and everybody knows that story. So it wouldn't be that big of a deal to take me with them, right? Because the great Greenwood is on their way and I was simply sick and tired of staying in Imladris. I mean, a vacation is all fine and dandy but after 200 years, I just want to go home, pretty please. Even if every elf in my near vicinity is thinking I'm safer staying with Lord Elrond and the Noldor.

    Little did I know, that this journey would include more than Orc's and Warg's and so many dwarves who hate me because I almost killed two of them with a dead boar. No here I am facing cultural differencies, oblivous dwarves, amused wizards, a sassy hobbit and the ongoing threat of a extremly painfull death. Because either Azog is going to get us all or Nararien is going to do it because of a rabbit. Fun times, huh?

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    Modern Cruise AU. Forced to go on a holiday by his publisher, writer Bilbo Baggins finds himself on a unique cruise where anything could happen…

    ...certainly not expecting a singles cruise full of families, a grumpy (but handsome) neighbour, interfering relatives, haphazard events, far too much water and some passengers who are looking for anything but love...

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    What if Bilbo had regained consciousness just a little bit earlier and saved Thorin’s life before Azog could kill him? Well, he and Thorin would have been able to live the life together that they deserved. Not before a healthy amount of slow burn, of course.

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    A series of oneshots regarding my only The Hobbit/The Lord Of The Rings OC, Prince Magnus Undómiel, dragon-slayer. Son of Elros- first King of Númenor- and nephew of Elrond- Lord of Rivendell (Magnus becomes Lord after Elrond departs to the Undying Lands). He's polyamorous, gay, and joins both the Company and the Fellowship on their respective adventures. Magnus is faceclaimed by POTC3: At World's End Jack Sparrow. These oneshots will either be Magnus x Bofur, Magnus x Gandalf, Magnus x Legolas, or a mix of two of any of them. He seriously pursues Bofur in TH and Legolas in LOTR, whereas it's part of his backstory where he's been chasing after Gandalf for ages, flirting with him in order to sleep with him. On the side, Magnus' known to flirt with Pippin+Fili with no motives like he has for the other three.

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    Bilbo has questions about his luck. Ulmo may or may not have answers.

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    Angel calls Willow to help get Connor back, and she calls Tara as she isn't using magic actively. Dawn accompanies them too due to the weird atmosphere at Sunnydale, and the hotspot to open a rip through the Universe is in Faith's prison. But things go wrong, and the five of them end up in the land of Middle-earth, where they join a quest to reclaim a treasure.

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    'The Dark Brotherhood is a guild of elite assassins who revel in blood and darkness. They know nought but murder and shadows.'

    You remembered your mother telling you stories about the group which terrorised Skyrim when you were a young bosmer, but now, as chief among that same guild, you know better.

    It's complete and utter bullshit, by the way.

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    The first six chapters are under editing, so there won’t be any new stuff for a while, sorry!

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    She'd known all along that pulling up in Jermaine's neighborhood, someone was bound to get shot.

    Kosha didn't expect that someone to be her.

    (Modern Girl in Middle Earth. With the most unusual twist in human history. Wow, such hook.)

    Edit: I'm working on a series for this too....

    *blink* Why are you still here? Go look at it, you fuckin' pleb.

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    Winter is something both dreaded and loved by the peoples of Middle Earth. Bilbo will get an unexpected surprise; a very unexpected one indeed that will bring back memories.

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    Bilbo Baggins of Bag End was not a very respectable Hobbit. No respectable Hobbit had a sword and crossbow hanging in their home, nor did they have Dwarves as family. But Bilbo Baggins did, and all of Shire knew of his husband, blacksmith Thorin Oakenshield.

    When Bilbo comes home to find his Husband earlier than expected, he learns of a quest to reclaim Erebor. It is a death mission. Bilbo knows that Dwarves are stubborn creatures, and none more than Thorin himself. But nobody said that Bilbo himself was any less stubborn.
    So he will follow his dearest husband across all of Middle Earth, through plains and mountains and forests, all while hiding the true nature of their relationship (Dwarven politics never helped anyone), brushing off some old wounds (and getting new ones) and finding out new things about the dwarf Bilbo calls husband (and his extended family).

    Nobody ever said love was easy, after all.

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    Long Title: Dancing in the Dark, (Or, Jawn and Back Again)

    In which Bilbo Baggins, a young designer, moves to the city of Philadelphia on Gandalf's invitation and goes on adventures of self-discovery. And some of those adventures include a hot man named Thorin.

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    Une fois de plus, Gandalf l'avait piégé. Une fois de plus, il regrettait d'avoir été suffisamment gentil pour lui adresser la parole, ce jour-là, en primaire. Et dire que la semaine avait déjà été suffisamment éreintante comme ça...

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    The tunnel to Rivendell did not lead the company to the right place, instead, it lead them to the home of Erin Casey, a modern day woman almost convinced that the group on her doorstep are all part of a vivid hallucination. Follow the company as they attempt to navigate their new surroundings and learn about their almost unwilling host. Thorin finds himself equal parts upset and fascinated by the strange woman that has agreed to take them in, he fights the call of his duty as well as the call of his heart the longer they stay. If they are ever able to find a way back, will he be willing to go? Or would he be able to convince her to give up everything to go with the Company to reclaim Erebor and stay on as his wife.

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    'cause without you i won't be alright
    Legolas, the Ring-bearer of Narya, the Ring of Fire, has been called to Imladris concerning the shadows of Mordor, bringing with him news of the creature Gollum's escape from captivity. It's not wise for him to go on such a dangerous quest, especially since Sauron will be after his ring as well. He doesn't care. Especially when Estel will be going too.
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    Gandalf gives Legolas a Ring of Power, everyone says "no you can't go to Mordor", and Legolas goes anyways. Also, Aragorn is tired and needs a warm hug.

    Translation into 中文

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    Este es un pequeño añadido a la saga Songs of the Lonely Mountain de Srtawalker.

    Todos tenemos una prima, un cuñado, o el amigo de un amigo al que tenemos que aguantar por compromiso en las fiestas. Pues bien, ese es Thranduil en la boda de Bilbo y Thorin, y yo he venido a contaros sus andanzas en Erebor durante las celebraciones.

    Lo que le da la calidad a este fanfic es que lo he escrito así un poco con los codos pero igualmente me he ido a los apéndices de El Señor de los Anillos para no dejar ningún cabo suelto. Os lo recomiendo si os gusta "Say Yes To The Dress" y la moda de la Segunda Edad.

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    IN HIATUS

    Luna, a skin-changer, after being separated from her kin and enslaved by the Orks, was found by Beorn who lived between the Misty Mountains and Mirkwood. Taking care of her and showing her the ways he was thought long before she arrived at his porch door.

    After the word about a skin-changer that can turn into multiple creatures, having regeneration and also immortality at adulthood, she has met plenty of kind, caring men, wizards, dwarves, elves, and Hobbits.
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    Story Also available in Wattpad

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