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    Steve slumps behind his computer monitor at his desk, trying to make himself as small as possible. It's days like today that he really wishes their office had private cubicles instead of an open floor plan, because that'd actually give him somewhere to hide. As it is, with all of them out in the open, it means he's a sitting duck. No flimsy temporary wall to crouch down behind, no nothing at all between him and the horror that is lurking on the other side of the room.

    And right now, he really wants somewhere to hide. But unless he wants to crawl under his desk, the room really doesn't offer much protection.

    Or: Steve gets stuck on the office party planning committee. Again.

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    Aziraphale has made one mistake in his entire career, and unfortunately it’s caused an uproar. HR was fired and removed, and now a new man has been sent to ‘clean things up’. The only problem is that the new guy is the most attractive man he’s ever seen, and something isn’t quite adding up.

    Or: I’m a millennial and it’s a The Office AU.

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    Llega Nochebuena y, como cada año, Ronan Phocas prepara la oficina para su clásica fiesta de Navidad. Pero este año es uno de primeras veces: el primer baile, los primeros regalos, el primer beso... ¿Lograrán mantener el equilibrio entre su vida personal y los cotilleos de la oficina?

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    Most of the written record from the period Liyue experienced as it transitioned from a nation ruled over by an archon to one governed solely by the Qixing has been lost to time — vanished alongside the first iteration of the Jade Chamber.

    In fact, only one substantial piece of literature remains from that time period: A novel titled Tales from the Offices of the Liyue Qixing, written by an author known only by the moniker “Zhenyu.”

    Or; The fact of the matter was that the Liyue Qixing was not always as professional internally as they appeared externally.

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    "Granger."
    Hermione keeps typing.
    "Granger," Riddle repeats.
    Hermione looks up, reluctantly.
    "Did your hearing get worse while I was away?"
    "No," Hermione says. I was just ignoring you is heavily implied and Riddle knows.
    His expression turns stormy.

     
    The Office AU, Romantic Comedy Version ft. chaotic characters, weird situations and lots of bickering. Desk neighbors and colleagues Hermione Granger and Tom Riddle try to keep the office in order and keep the daily shenanigans to a minimum. They mostly succeed at that - some days better than others.

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    “We should be good to go.” a voice off camera says. The woman exits the frame and the camera adjusts. A tall, broad man is sitting behind his desk with a view of the city behind him. He smooths his jacket out and adjusts his tie. “Can you please introduce yourself?”

    After clearing his throat, he says “My name is Miguel O’Hara. For the past ten years I’ve been the CEO of Alchemax.”

    ***

    Or: So you're attracted to your only friend who happens to sit five feet away from you at work. Now what? (Gwen says fuck it)

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    “I’ve got it from here. Biff off,” Menelaos growls, batting away Paris’ hands as the fool actually tries to unbutton his now ruined dress shirt. But Paris doesn’t move but looks at him with the mischieve of a child seeing a pack of cookies unattended. Then he leans forward and kisses Menelaos on the lips. It’s not much of a kiss, as Menelaos pushes him away, face red and twisted in anger.

    “And what,” he asks with barely subdued fury, “do you think you’re doing?”

    But Paris is no longer listening, standing at his desk and playing with the stapler. “I always wondered if maybe your cock is like super small,” he giggles in a drunken slur. Well, isn’t that just charming? Menelaos grunts and scowls, but Paris’ head is filled with hot air, so he doesn’t cower or shrink back, only stands there grinning while touching the personal stuff on Menelaos’ desk.

    ---

    Helen and Paris are having an affair, and Menealos is coping like an adult by having an affair with Paris as well.

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    сехун, кажется, немного отчаялся. хотя, это не имеет смысла, потому что:

    — я люблю девушек. — говорит бэкхён, поправляя галстук и раздражённо крутя дорогие часы на запястье. — мужики не по моей части.

    и потому что:

    — если бы мы вдруг потрахались, я не сожалел бы. ну так, к слову.

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    Welcome to Aperture Offices, a completely ordinary, entirely legal facility, where every definitively human employee gets along with each other, and we're definitely not controlled by a megalomaniac AI of our own making. (off-mic) Caroline, who wrote this script? This isn't at all convincing! (on-mic) Anyway, uh, this is our life. Enjoy. (off-mic) Does anyone ever watch this sort of thing? At all? I have literally never heard of anything remotely like--oh, we're still running? Right. I knew that.

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    The office hosts a baby shower.

    (An Office AU written for the AUgust day 5 prompt: Any TV Show)

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    Welcome to Beanie’s Bizarre! I can’t resist a weird and complicated AU, so here’s a collection of them.

    T̵͉́h̸͓̀ě̶̪r̶̺͆ẻ̵̝'̸̫̒s̷͓͊ ̵̻͌m̸͉̑ō̸͈ṙ̴̡ę̷̀?̷͍̈́ ̶͎͆I̴͚̾ ̵͎̀ĥ̷̥ȧ̸̜v̷̹͆ḙ̸̐ ̶̧͑t̶̑͜õ̴̭ ̴̲̔d̴̠͒o̸̙̾ ̸̛͉t̷̮̊ḥ̷͛i̴̟͑s̸͉̔ ̵̼͐a̷̼͌l̸̽͜l̷̫͠ ̷̻̾o̴̢̾v̴͔̀ȅ̶͍r̷̰̈́ ̷̘̈ȧ̷̻g̴̪͒ȃ̸̹i̶̗̕n̶͌͜?̴̫̈́

    Huh, the words changed while I was updating the description. I can’t delete them. Oh well!
    -
    (Breaking character here only! This used to be titled Emporer Co, in case you’re confused. There’s more than just The Office, so the title didn’t fit after all. It’s an AU collection, with an overarching story. Some AUs will be more than one chapter long. Hang out with me on tumblr.com/unniebeans, sometimes I’ll have writing notes and ideas to share!)

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    “BABE?!” Jiang Cheng roared, and he got off Lan Xichen’s arms, back on his feet.
    “DID YOU JUST CALL HIM BABE?!” Jin Ling and Lan Sizhui paled.
    “Jiujiu-”
    “Is this the time or place to do this?” Wen Qing snapped at them, pushing them aside. “If you want to stay here, and die, be my guest, but don’t block my way! I am not dying at work.”

     


    Alternatively: The Office, but mdzs.

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    some of our favorite scenes from the office, remixed with bandom characters:)

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    it's time to check in with everyone at the office to see how things are going.

    “He literally broke someone’s phone-“

    “It was a Nokia too,” Sanzu snickered, “Those things have stopped bullets.”

    “Wait what?” Takemichi froze on the spot. “Where’d you read that?”

    “I didn’t read it somewhere,” Sanzu corrected, leaving the way he found the information up for interpretation.

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    чонін ненавидів бачити сльози на очах близьких серцю людей. та він був готовий на все, аби змушувати захлинатися у них, від задоволення, найдорожчого хлопця у світі.

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    The nepotism hire's first day on the job.

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    in the jedi temple the jedis and clones go about their routine, accompanied by the wise yet chaotic jedi master yoda, There's anakin, the likable jedi who's a bit of an everyman. anakin has a thing for a jedi knight malice (because work romances are always a good idea). There's also rex the successful captain whose tough but loving hand keeps his crew under control . And there's five, who definitely did not start that fire in the west wing no way not him

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    “You ever plan on getting up?”

    “Wasn’t planning to, no.” Bucky smirks, but his eyes stay closed, his face the only thing visible from beneath his blankets. “Great day to stay in bed, don't you think?”

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    “So. There’s this thing that’s been getting my co-workers riled up recently.”

    A danganronpa au based on the office. It’s exactly how it sounds.

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    3/?
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    He was screwed, not in a good way, as Harry kept shuffling through cabinets on his desk, several trinkets and nicknacks being either knocked down or just completely off the table as he hastily searched for the measly sheet of paper for this week's conference. Today would be his first meeting with the entire team at morsmordre studios, a leisurely business that works on all things from sports cars to dream homes, even the occasional home appliance item. Harry at the moment worked In the department that filed through the checks and bank statements that came through, recites, paperwork, and all that jazz. Don’t get Harry wrong he quite enjoys his job, a few words and a couple of signatures maybe even a few lengthy emails is all he had to do, but in times like these, he has an extreme amount of work just dumped onto his lap.

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    1/?
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