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    It all starts when Ashling Black wakes up in bed next to a stranger. Her uncle Sirius Black is going to kill her if he finds out. Especially if he finds out that she wakes up in bed next to his best friend - Remus Lupin.

    And her biggest fear is a strange prophecy she has heard:

    One born without love,
    One save three - the ruthless, the reckless, and the mischievous.
    One will create two of love.
    One will die of love.

    This is a story - torn between love, sex, and prejudice. Immerse yourself in the magic of the Harry Potter world from a different perspective.

    „We are our favorite books, the songs stuck in our head, our thoughts, and desires. We are a thousand things but why everyone chooses to see a million things we are not. Life does not give us a choice of whom to love, it gives us a choice of how to love him/her. “

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    Ten is launching his own online sex shop and his best friend Doyoung agreed to be his test dummy. Jaehyun is his hot housemate who can’t help but hear the sounds Doyoung makes at night and wonders if he can join him.

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    "In order to sub, Bruce needed to find someone he trusted deeply and who was willing to help him drop down gently. Staring at the whips, Bruce mentally went through all of the Doms he knew and tried to imagine subbing for them. He covered his eyes with a hand and sighed again.

    It was hopeless."

    Bruce has been a Dom and an active member of the local BDSM community for years, but he's always wanted to try subbing. He's just about given up on finding a Dom he can trust, when he runs into his colleague, Tony Stark, at his favorite sex shop.

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    Eren just happens to wonder into the Sex shop on high-street, where Armin happens to be on shift, alone, and in a very cute outfit.

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    Bakugou would take working in a funeral home over working in a sex shop any day of the week, but at least his roommate seems to be enjoying his new job - and even if he is a complete dumbass, Midoriya's manager just so happens to be the hottest person he's ever seen in his life.

    Or, mortician Bakugou Katsuki falls for sex shop manager Kirishima Eijirou.

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    6/?
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    Monday afternoons at Pandora's Box are the best. They’re notoriously slow so Michael gets to work his shift alone, which gives him ample time to grade the engineering assignments he procrastinated on all weekend while he sits behind the counter.

    It’s a Monday afternoon, in fact, about a year and a half later, when Michael hears the bell above the door chime softly to announce the arrival of a customer who would change his life forever.

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    The Malex Sex Shop AU™️

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    I saw a prompt on twitter eons ago that goes as follows;
    "U know those coffeeshop AUs where character A writes their number on the coffee cup of character B? Yeah, jimin who's a regular at a sex shop and cashier jungkook writes his number on jimin's receipt so minnie can finally get some real dick"
    Lmao so I wrote it but i for the life of me can't find the original post if you find it PLEASE send me a link, I wanna post it here. I'll post the screenshot on twitter too.

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    What it says on the tin. Ianto owns a coffee shop and Jack owns a sex shop. Chaos ensues.

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    1/?
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    11
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    Hecate Hardbroom is a young journalist working for The Women’s Chronicle, a London based magazine. Much to her chagrin, her latest assignment is to cover a local women-owned sex shop called Toil & Trouble. It all starts to look up, however, when she unexpectedly finds herself growing fond of its owner, Ada Cackle… at least until Agatha and her usual sabotage threaten to get in the way.

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    AU in which some of the lads meet under different circumstances.

    (I cannot stress enough that this Sex Shop AU is almost entirely nonsexual.)

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    The first time Jemma met him, she thought he’d run away from the shop in no time.
    She knew this type; the type that would look at her from the corner of his eyes as he stared at the displays and flew away as soon as she moved a finger towards him.

    In which Jemma Simmons is a sex shop owner, and Leopold Fitz is looking for something to help save his dying relationship.

     

    The rating is Mature for discussions around sex and/or sex toys, but there are no sexual scenes in this fic.

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    10
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    41
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    3
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    287
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    The first time Jon sees the new hire next door, he's boredly slotting batteries into a dildo.

     

    Or: the sex shop/landscaping company au that every fandom needs now.

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    Only a few hours ago, Kurt was outside the Philadelphia Convention Center, trying to set up the sound for an exclusive interview with Gritty and a guy dressed as a mailbox. And now, he is driving a van north on I-95 while Siri reads the directions to Four Seasons Total Landscaping.

    Fortunately, there's a cute clerk working at the sex shop next door. Because otherwise, this would just be weird.

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    Comments:
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    148
    Bookmarks:
    15
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    1/?
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    3
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    In which Gwen and Ianto own a landscaping company and Jack owns a sex shop across the street.

    (aka the Four Seasons Total Landscaping Company AU that no one asked for)

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    Comments:
    14
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    55
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    4
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    299
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    Will runs a landscaping business that happens to be next door to a sex shop that also sells naughty baked goods. Hannibal has been sending him gifts since the moment they met, and Will's just about had enough. Right? Then why does the cookie he gets this time make his heart beat faster?

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    27
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    Joey is the owner of Four Seasons Total Landscaping. Kaiba is the ornery owner of the Fantasy Island adult bookstore. Yugi runs the nearby crematorium.
    The Zorc 2020 campaign is crumbling.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    22
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    38
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    4
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    177
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    AU-Where Gintoki is trying to paid off a debt as working as a Call girl during the night. When things start to get hard to keep this hidden from her loved ones they won't be the only ones that get hurt. With danger lurking around and fights breaking out, how will our perm head get out of this?

    "Look you have no right to judge me about this," Gin crossed her arms across her chest and leaned against the cement wall behind her.
    "Really because this kind of thing is wrong and you're just selling off your body for what? A measly $300 for two weeks...that's being a prostitute," Ice blue eyes glare at her in anger as she held her ground with a glare of her own.
    "Then why in the hell are you bothering me? What are you so upset with if I have done this type of crap since I first started. I don't open my legs for no one," Gintoki seethes out as she can see the anger grow within every word that resonates in his mind to his fist clenched tightly.
    "Ha...I bet the kids would love to-SMACK!" Hijikata words were cut off by the slap on his face as Gin trembles a bit but held infuriated eyes into his soul.

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    7/?
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    14
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    'It's Halloween.' Andy says with a shrug. Her sunglasses are still low over her eyes, even inside. Late night, Joe guesses. 'Nile said we should do something. It's big in America apparently.' Joe looks over to where Nile is helping two giggling women with some hen do offerings. She looks completely normal as well, except for a pair of cat ears perched on her braids.

    'Right.' Joe draws the word out with a smile. 'Definitely looks like it was Nile's idea.' Andy shrugs again, but there is the hint of a smile on her lips.

    (It's Halloween at Andy's sex shop and poor Joe is not prepared for Nicky's costume.)

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    19
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    146
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    981
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    When Sisi meets the orphaned son of two cultivators on the streets of Yunping, she takes him home, hoping he will be a succour to her dear friend Mèng Shī and her lonely son. Meng Yao and Wei Wuxian grow up as close as brothers, and both want nothing more than to take the cultivation world by storm - and they will. But the glittering world of immortal masters is more treacherous than either of them know, and in the search for power, glory, and a place to call home, they may well lose each other... and themselves.

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    10,212
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    64
    Kudos:
    186
    Bookmarks:
    49
    Hits:
    1741

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