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    Whenever she condescends to arrive, the Heiress is going to be on time. This is her room. It’s her hatching day, and you are hers too now.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    329
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    Gamzee gets a HEATHENISTIC message from one of those new aliens called 'human beings' and it causes him to have a crisis of faith.

    He doesn't know what to do, other then track down his best friend and moirail in person and get their chat on IN PERSON for the first time ever.

    This leads him down the path to a lot of discoveries.

    Karbro has a DEADLY but miraculous secret. He has a living ancestor who WANTS HIM BADLY! The messiahs have a MOTHER FUCKING PLAN FOR HIM and...

     

    Humans make the best and most soothing pale pets in the whole galaxy.

    Language:
    English
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    5,868
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    53
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    810
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    Eridan, still pinning after his long dead moirail, is told by his kismesis, to go buy a pet and cheer himself the fuck up or she's dumping him.

    He goes to The Alternian Pet Corporation, not expecting to find anything worthy of his time and is shocked to find something that actually manages to break the ice over his heart, just a little bit.

    Language:
    English
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    3,679
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    73
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    535
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    Dirk steals a book from the library, and Eridan takes control of the situation.

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    English
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    1,867
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    63
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1,060
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    Terezi didn't ask for this - but the little alien didn't either so she guesses that makes them even.

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    English
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    1,980
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    651
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    After a FLARP session, Vriska Serket finds a small human, a species usually viewed as pets. Taking care of a human will be a new challenge, but surely not enough of one to trouble her, right?

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    English
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    5,099
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    60
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    929
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    Dave returns to Dirk in less than ideal condition.

    Dirk finds out the hard way that the empire doesn't run like Equius's ship.

    Series
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    English
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    2,554
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    93
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1,607
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    For the first time, Dave Strider is transferred to another ship, away from everything he's known.

    And this was decidedly not what he expected.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,616
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    107
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    2,034
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    Karkat Vantas, singular red-blooded mutant, works aboard Her Imperious Condescension's foremost breeding ship, the Hestia.

    And boy, does he hate his job.

    Series
    Language:
    English
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    2,598
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    184
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    4,665
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    Things could probably be worse, overall, for a human bred in captivity, at the mercy of trollish overlords. He just can't think of many ways that could be possible, at the moment.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    2,573
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    121
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    2,758
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    After the events of In The Family, Dirk continues to make and execute plans. Some of them go well. Some of them end up in court.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    40,054
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    156
    Kudos:
    278
    Bookmarks:
    27
    Hits:
    3,082
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    The sky went black. Internet is down, and you don't know what is happening. You don't have time to wonder as your world cartwheels out from under you. Painful confusion is your reward for trying to put up a fight. It's not looking to a particularly bright chapter in your life.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    10,034
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    70
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    917
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    Same universe as my other story, Crimson. This is John's story. Not all humans lived out their lives on ruined Earth until being caught and put into pethood. That's too kind a fate.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,978
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    110
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1,521
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    So you're not really a very normal girl, but you're not living a strange life by any means. You and your sister are just trying to survive one day to the next. Then survival becomes a little more literal when the invasion starts.

    Series
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    English
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    8,779
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    80
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    899
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    After a long day of Flarping, Vriska Serket finds two small humans - creatures prized by Alternian trolls as pets. Taking care of a human is definitely a new challenge, and Vriska isn't entirely aware of what she's just signed up for. Reverse petstuck AU. Sgrub- and Sburbless.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,793
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    47
    Kudos:
    382
    Bookmarks:
    39
    Hits:
    9,741
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    The first five years of human enslavement were when the vast majority of humanity had perished. Your planet had been greeted by an ambassador in the late seventies, and in 2009, Earth was invaded. Four years ago, or three years after the invasion, trolls began taking humans as pets. You are Dave Strider, and this is your story of fighting the good fight.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    19,227
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    33
    Kudos:
    150
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1,662
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    Sollux needs a new distraction in life, but a human pet is not what he had in mind. How will this child change his life? How will he change this child's life? Read to find out.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,730
    Chapters:
    20/20
    Comments:
    98
    Kudos:
    225
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    4,143
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    Your name is Kanaya Maryam and you do not have the time to care for a pet human. Even if it is warm and fuzzy. And ridiculously endearing. And looking up at you with those pretty, pretty eyes. (A slight alternative to the usual brand of the usual Reverse Petstuck AU. Something a little more... fluffy.)

    Language:
    English
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    6,795
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    141
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    2,125
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    When Karkat finds a baby in a box, his life spirals out of control. How do you even raise a child? Karkat finds he is a fast learner.

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    THIS IS A SISTER FIC TO Responsibility. Please give it a read! You don't need to to get this story, but ya know.

    Title is copied from the movie Instructions not included. Great movie.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    865
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    66
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1,031
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    Weeks after the events of In Name, a crisis leads to a change of focus for the Human Rights Initiative and disconcerting discoveries are made as to the nature of humanity on Beforus. In the past, Dirk helps coordinate his own human-napping.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    26,563
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    78
    Kudos:
    457
    Bookmarks:
    41
    Hits:
    6,490

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