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[PLEASE READ THE TAGGS](WAS ON WATTPAD BUT I'M REWRITING HERE, OG IS STILL UP) Cronus falls in love with the celibate preacher, Kankri. Kankri starts dating Cronus and gets inspired to do some "Other things" mean while Cronus is trying to deal with a suicidal Eridan
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Dave is an art student for a local college, and life drawings are an important part of learning how to draw anatomy - he didn't anticipate developing a massive crush (bigger even than his crush on Lil Nas X) on the surly hot troll nude model for his classes. He also doesn't know how he is supposed to deal with actually meeting him at his part-time job as an apprentice tattoo artist with his older sister-from-another-star-system laughing at him, what the fuck Porrim. At least his other sister & kinda moirail Kanaya is there to get him ice-cream and play with his hair while he rambles about how hot Karkat's ass is.
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Interplanetary Matchmaking Rumpus Party by Fixhoppo (Hippofox), Hippofox
Fandoms: Homestuck
16 May 2022
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Now normally, Roxy would have left an option that sounded this sketchy in the ‘absolutely not, an option worse than death’ category, if it wasn’t for her favorite and only sibling, Rose, who had a xenobiology fetish a mile long and had not only come back from this same experience completely fine, but with not one, but three alien wives in tow. Talk about a positive first-hand account. The real kicker? Apparently she didn’t even see, let alone have sex with, their wealthy and eccentric benefactor. Rather, she was apparently just thrown in a room with a number of sexy alien ladies and led through a number of bizarre sex games, like some sort of dating show with a one-person audience who also happened to be the director and producer. And that sounded like the kind of shenanigans that Roxy could handle, if it meant being clear of the shitstorm that was bound to be taking place on Earth in the wake of the revelation she had just presented to the entirety of humanity.
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"Why is this shitfuck pan-rotting pile of artifact-ridden, glitchy, nonsensical sewage that can barely pass itself off as a movie somehow a thoughtful criticism on the global rise of authoritarianism and well-put commentary on how young working class males are forced into the military? What the actual fuck? Why do none of the other reviews mention this?"
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Aka famous movie director "D Strider" pays Karkat to review his shitty movies, and Karkat grows increasingly alarmed that they actually mean something under all of the mind-numbing bullshit. Meeting Strider, the biggest douchebag in the world, does not help. Also he keeps meeting this annoyingly smart human kid and his awkward/obnoxious but very hot guardian. These two things are entirely unrelated.
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When Dirk Strider shows up on your doorstep with his deadpan expression and that absurd puppet propped up on his shoulder, you know that you would be well within your rights to slam the door right in his face. You should, really.
Unfortunately, you're not the sort of man who goes around slamming doors in people's faces, no matter how much they deserve it. Or at least, that's the excuse you give yourself.
Now, if only he would tell you what he's actually doing here in Washington.
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Karkat's been internally preparing all his life to meet his soulmate, progressively giving less and less of a shit about the circumstances in which they'd meet. That's very lucky for him - the circumstances of their meeting are comically far from ideal. He's ready for it - his soulmate? Not so much.
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- Part 7 of 15 Short Fics Under 2k Challenge
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Karkat Vantas has escaped Alternia, and landed himself in a brand new problem. To pay his way to Earth, he takes a contract with the Undying Umbra as an assassin and wetwork generalist.
With a pricetag assigned to his life, Karkat assumes he just has to work his way out. Day by day, job by job, he's going to claw his way out from Under The Table.
Then: He meets his handler, Dave Strider.
And things get complicated. Like, really fucking complicated.
NOW COMPLETE!
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You should be skyrocketing into popularity, you’re a big deal online with all your blogs, you’ve got hella game, your style is so sharp you could cut diamonds with it, plus you’ve got the coolest shades.
But for some reason no one's hankering to approach you, wack. You have to go get your schedule like yesterday so you totally don’t dwell on it. -
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The framework of this is based on a sporadic roleplay that went on for at least 2 years. There are no humans. It all takes place on an Alternia where the trolls form family dynamics. The initial rebellion was unsuccessful and a truce was called with false treaties. But maybe things can get better? Or do they need to get worse first?
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Eridan Vantas and Kanaya Captor find a common interest… and grapple with their feelings for each other.
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A Bloodswap AU one-shot. Please read the series notes for full chronological order!
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- Part 9 of Seapunkification: A Bloodswap AU
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The world of post-consrctiption adulthood is tough for any troll, but even moreso for a blind Neophyte with everything to prove.
Terezi Pyrope has kept up the pretenses of a faithful legislacerator her entire career, and despite her small actions of rebellion has accrued a reputation for efficiency. However, with a new, more interesting case involving the fate of one Rose Lalonde and a dangerously intriguing offer, her small actions may crystallise into something altogether more drastic.
Ensnared in the leftover threads and mysteries of a destroyed Alternian settlement, a powerful rebel faction and the last gasps of the human race, Terezi quickly finds herself amidst a sea of choices to make.
It's a good thing her newfound friend is also in the mood for raising hell, because she's tired of following what other people want for her.
(reading previous parts in the series is not required to understand/enjoy any of this)Series
- Part 4 of Parallel Invasions
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VocaloidxHomestuck fic about the conversations of miku hatsune and strider dave
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In the Dark Carnival caravans that crisscross Alternia, male trolls are as scarce as everywhere else. A boy can only carry one woman's eggs at a time, so that honor must be bestowed with care. And flair. If the survival of the Mirthful Church rests on one brother spreading his legs, the least a ringmistress can do is make a decent show out of it.
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they can't help but dance.
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Alternia has suffered a gigantic cataclysm. Now trolls are refugees on Earth, trying to fit in with human society. Two days before Christmas, a certain Karkat Vantas, a technical support agent in Houston, state Texas, accidentally attracts the attention of an ambitious new comedy club owner.
May my attempts to write a short romfic rest in peace.
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Sollux Captor is a loyal and respected interrogatormentor of the Empire, and is rising through the ranks faster by the day as he crushes the up-and-coming rebellion beneath his heel. When that rebellion comes calling with keys to his past however, it's all Sollux can do to keep his mind and honor. Karkat Vantas has other plans, and will stop at nothing to retrieve the friend he thought he had lost sweeps ago.
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- Part 2 of Interrogatormentors AU
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Corporate Parasite by glassThicket, indigoEnchantress, vampiricSartorial
Fandoms: Homestuck
13 Apr 2022
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Eight individuals have been hand-selected for an avant-garde space travel initiative to gather a root purported to heal various ailments by a leading pharmaceutical syndicate. They must work together, overcome various cosmic affairs, and of course, keep their faith in Corporate no matter what.
A tale of horror, lesbians in space, trauma and the process of healing, corporate avarice, and parasites.
(Tags and characters will update as they are revealed.)Series
- Part 1 of Corporate Parasite
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Just your average secret identity vigilante-style Homestuck fic, featuring heroes and villains and vigilantes and absolutely nothing else unexpected at all.
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Your name is Eridan Vantas, you are seven sweeps old, and you are furious.
Your life has been like a fairy tale in which you are the Chosen One – the Second Signless, born to unite every caste against the Empire. Unfortunately, you were born with blood of lime and not the holy red of your ancestor, but you grow to be fine with it.
You take on your duties. You make friends across the hemospectrum, including with Karkat Ampora: the most standoffish, bigoted guy on the block. Sure, he has fins and gills, so he can get away with anything.
But Ampora shouldn’t be able to get away with stealing YOUR destiny!
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A Bloodswap AU one-shot. Set after Under Their Purrview. Please read the series notes for full chronological order!
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- Part 8 of Seapunkification: A Bloodswap AU
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Dave Strider lives with his three other roommates, Sollux, Karkat and John. One day, due to being sleep deprived and stressed to hell, Dave decides to message John on an anonymous account. Dave was hoping to get his feelings out of his system, but this only serves to make shit worse. Sparking a chain of events that spiral Dave further and further down a hole of stress and anguish as John seeks to find out which one of them sent the message, all while Dave drags his other roommates into the fray.
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- Part 1 of Mistakes