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    Your face held obvious shock, as your jaw fucking dropped to the ground. Your name is Karkat Vantas, and now you think you're getting married. What the fuck did you get yourself into.

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    English
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    3,120
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    1
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    19
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    Rose has a bad day. Jade has a solution.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    600
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    13
    Hits:
    35
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    The Striders are visiting the Lalondes over the summer, and as such, summer shenanigans will take place.

    John works in his family's bakery, and he's an expert at making apple pies.

    Language:
    English
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    3,557
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    83
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    At age 10, you receive a mark somewhere on your body that tells you about your soulmate. As you age, more marks will appear.

    Dave Strider is 13, and has 3 marks.

    He doesn’t know what his marks mean, or why he only has three. He just knows that his soulmate is out there, and that they need help.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    556
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    315
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    Dave is a withdrawn DJ who lives with his twin sister Rose, who is an author.

    Karkat has recently arrived on Earth. He doesn't understand the language and he has no place to go until he's picked up by Kanaya.

    Dave has no motivation to go outside, and even less motivation to actually speak to people. Rose wants to write human/troll romance books, but she'd need the help of an actual troll to do so respectfully. Kanaya volunteers. Karkat is dragged along for the ride. Do you see where this is going?

    (I'm writing this story basically to dive into how a relationship between humans and aliens would work out, it's a DaveKat story but Rose and Kanaya are probably gonna appear a lot <3 expect no major plot, this is purely self-indulgent fluff.)

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    English
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    11,798
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    94
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    639
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    Terezi has a problem. It’s not the fact that she’s been assigned to a job that she isn’t trained for and absolutely despises, or the endless daymares that rehash how she and her friends died in the Game, or even the way the Game suddenly ended without explanation, leaving Alternia as if it had never happened and erasing the memories of everyone... except her.

    No, her problem is one Vriska Serket: ten sweeps, freshly graduated, newly appointed Admiral of Her Imperious Condescension's Fleet, and (probably) the root of (the majority of) Terezi's troubles. And the nonsensical, confused palecrush is only making things worse.

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    English
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    170,622
    Chapters:
    32/?
    Comments:
    432
    Kudos:
    465
    Bookmarks:
    83
    Hits:
    6808
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    Dave went along with bro on a typical business trip for the sale of smuppets, but finds himself torn away from home when he wanders onto an alien ship and gets flown all the way to alternia, now he's wanted by the authorities and he has to wonder if he's stuck here for good.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,647
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    138
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    Dave and Rose are an unstoppable pair of detectives. Rose is an expert puzzle-solver, especially when the puzzles are people, and Dave's neurotype helps him be an exceptional interrogator. But when they hit a run of dead-end cases, is Rose just losing her grip when she insists there's a superhuman killer on the loose? Updates every other week (roughly). Tags subject to change.

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    English
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    21,984
    Chapters:
    27/?
    Comments:
    60
    Kudos:
    58
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    585
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    Dave would be more bothered about being woken up to an angry mother if she wasn't so hot. The sooner they can get their kids sorted out, the sooner they can ... flirt awkwardly and do nothing about it probably.
    (eventual smut I promise)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,125
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    43
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    Based on a tumblr post by unintelligible-screaming in which Dave has a YouTube channel where he reviews random things, and Karkat binge watches his videos in an exhausted state at three am. Karkat then proceeds to send Dave a ten-page rant about how his channel is weird and confusing.

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    English
    Words:
    63,724
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    114
    Kudos:
    471
    Bookmarks:
    57
    Hits:
    4617
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    Karkat attempts to rescue a freshman from what he assumes is some kind of super horrifying Satanic Panic hazing ritual. Things go steadily downhill from there.

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    English
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    52,385
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    221
    Kudos:
    563
    Bookmarks:
    108
    Hits:
    5879
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    Corporate shill Rose Lalonde finds solace in the bottle after a tragic event. She meets law prodigy Terezi Pyrope and they befriend each other over drinks. Pyrope introduces her to a close friend who runs a tailoring shop when Lalonde expresses a concern for the state of her closet.
    Relationship spiral in and out of nothing. Worrying dreams abound. There's love in here, somewhere...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,662
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    189
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    Dirk Strider gets duped into doing Dave a favor, only to end up in the ring with a certain handsome Boxing Instructor.

    Language:
    English
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    17,464
    Chapters:
    4/5
    Comments:
    50
    Kudos:
    186
    Bookmarks:
    32
    Hits:
    1540
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    When Jane and Roxy were 16, they were close. Really, really close.

    Five years later, it seems like the world has come between them- Jane Crocker is the heiress to a major company, and Roxy Lalonde is definitely not an alcoholic, no, unquestionably not, obviously. They might have been almost-lovers half a decade ago, but can they remain anything now?

    Dave Strider is barely an adult, but he already has some stories that he never wants to tell. Living to not tell those stories, however, has left him isolated, anxious, and hundreds of miles from where he grew up. Will he make it?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    38,868
    Chapters:
    8/13
    Comments:
    38
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    453
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    Dave and Karkat are entering their sophomore year of high school and they keep running into each other, becoming acquaintances soon enough, but when Dave accepts an invitation to have dinner at Karkat's house they'll find themselves growing closer than ever.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,317
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    218
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    Karkat gets wrigglernapped by a cult and is sacrificed to a being who is probably going to end up being some kind of eldritch horror.

    What happens next is not something anyone but said 'eldritch horror' expects.

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    English
    Words:
    5,714
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    288
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    The story of several soldiers, who defeated the Ballas, the Vagos, and of a long-standing feud. It's like Ozerov's Liberation, except it's an AU with lots of fandoms.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    23,467
    Chapters:
    20/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    454
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    Young Dave and Jade watch Lion king in a makeshift blanket fort.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    647
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    34
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    "Wait, so, I'm essentially a magical girl?"
    "I mean, if that's how you want to think of it, then sure."

    After an incident leaves Roxy with magic powers and a small animal mascot, what else is there to do but fight crime in a frilly skirt? Includes, but isn't limited to, useless lesbians, references to magical girl animes, Roxy forcing Karkat to beta her fanfiction, Dave's nationwide hero discord, Dance students, emotional bonding, and just a little bit of magic to top it all off.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,148
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    147
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    Dave Strider didn't get into college. Anywhere. Five applications submitted, five rejections received. While he's stuck in Texas, John, Jade, and Rose are all off at their respective universities, doing something.

    Dave has to navigate his young adulthood, getting a job, going to community college, trying to survive in the same house as Bro. His friends want to help, they really do.

    But turntechGodhead is offline.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    25,757
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    134
    Kudos:
    148
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
    1308

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