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    Karkat attempts to rescue a freshman from what he assumes is some kind of super horrifying Satanic Panic hazing ritual. Things go steadily downhill from there.

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    22/?
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    Dave was always meant to be something greater than he was, and he always will be.
    That is, until he takes his fate into his own hands.

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    Language:
    English
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    11,959
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    21
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    29
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    2
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    Jake English is an adventurer, has been, in fact, for his entire life. After living abroad for nearly three years in the wilds of a jungle island, Jake has come back to his summer home to rest and re-energize. ALONE. That is, until the only staff still attending to his grounds ends up being the very reclusive, very enticing, pool boy. One Dirk Strider.

    Who’s to say you have to be alone by yourself?

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    English
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    28,352
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    159
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    18
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    All the kids' parents have mysteriously been Out Of Commission. They find themselves in a foster care where they eventually meet through some unusual turns of events. They grow up together and learn about friendship (Better as a team!) romance (Intimacy is hard when you're an orphan.) and tragedy (Sometimes no one can change.) But as time passes, they uncover more about themselves and realize their lives are no coincidence.

    So the past, present and future collide.

    (will update tags as I go along!)

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    English
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    7,755
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    68
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    Hollywood had it wrong. The end of the world can be a slow thing. It never happens all at once.

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    87,878
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    136
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    213
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    40
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    2958
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    On the way to unite with their cousins, David and Roux Lalonde find some shit to run away from, of the paranormal variety, after escaping the home of their parents.

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    found a really old concept sitting in my google docs from like five years ago and decided to rewrite it. take a peek if you please

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    3,464
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    1/1
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    in which the world has ended and theres nothing left but free time.

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    1/1
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    Jake English, dizzy and downtrodden, follows a god into the wildwood.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    40
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    6
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    364
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    Dirk and Jake have been best friends since childhood. Each weekend, one visits the other and they grow closer than ever before. Both are in denial; they can't love each other... can they?
    (This fic is based on lyrics from the song Tim I Wish You Were Born A Girl by Of Montreal. The fic is my own creation, but loosely follows the storyline (?) of the song. The song is not my own.)

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    English
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    10,842
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    2
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    12
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    159
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    Karkat, a shut in game tester, develops a routine of grabbing coffee at Starboons every morning. Which is funny because he doesn’t particularly enjoy coffee and he despises the pretentiousness of the barista that works there… or does he really?

    Meanwhile Eridan struggles to find love.

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    English
    Words:
    44,994
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    103
    Kudos:
    112
    Bookmarks:
    26
    Hits:
    1994
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    The world keeps turning despite what you might think.

    Family is what you make it. Whether you're a Strider, a Lalonde, an Egbert, or an English. The best thing about being Dave is that your family is always there when you need them, even if that extended and found family does include all your friends.

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    English
    Words:
    32,414
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    76
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    89
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1551
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    As Karkat tries to figure out his powers as a god, the "human" he attempted to bring his wrath down on seems to be running circles around him.

    Or: how to conduct a relationship when the fourth time you meet him is the eighteenth time he meets you and the sixth time you meet him is the third time he meets you and god DAMN, Dave, could you stop time travelling for two fucking seconds?

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    English
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    20,633
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    69
    Kudos:
    175
    Bookmarks:
    38
    Hits:
    1414
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    Rose discovers an unconventional fetish. Oh, and Jade is there.

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    English
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    1,325
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    7
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    233
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    Dave comes out to John, and John gets to thinking.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    6/11
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    53
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    651
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    Your name is Dave Strider, and your girlfriend is a green alien cat girl.

    If someone told you that would be canon in your life 5 years ago, you’d call them crazy and book them a one way trip to the cushion room for crazy asshats who don’t know shit.

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    English
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    710
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
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    48
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    Dave Strider lives with his three other roommates, Sollux, Karkat and John. One day, due to being sleep deprived and stressed to hell, Dave decides to message John on an anonymous account. Dave was hoping to get his feelings out of his system, but this only serves to make shit worse. Sparking a chain of events that spiral Dave further and further down a hole of stress and anguish as John seeks to find out which one of them sent the message, all while Dave drags his other roommates into the fray.

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    English
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    333,867
    Chapters:
    73/?
    Comments:
    166
    Kudos:
    403
    Bookmarks:
    33
    Hits:
    8456
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    prompt: “The morning after getting blackout drunk, you wake up to discover you’ve become stunningly attractive. Your one-night stand enters behind you. “Like what you see? It’s one of a few fringe benefits you get out of our agreement. Now get dressed – we have a long day ahead of us.”

    Your head is fucking pounding, and the bright, sterile white ceiling and walls aren’t really helping. You fully do not recognize the room you’re in whatsoever, and your mysterious one night stand is nowhere to be found.

    God damn it—you’re not supposed to do this anymore. Sure, this sort of thing used to be a once-a-weekend occurrence for you, but you’ve got your shit together now, okay? Pinky promise. Also, you’re gonna kill Rose. What did she put in those drinks?

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    English
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    3,659
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    50
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    Dave was just chilling when he got a random invitation carried by the weirdest little carrier. Then a huge tower burst out of the ground and small, black creatures attacked him. Welp, looks like he's gonna have to save the city without his bro. And what did this R. L. mean by "you may bring lube and condoms"?

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    English
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    4,117
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    1
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    38
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    dave gets fucked up. goes to john for help. the rest is history.

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    English
    Words:
    1,427
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    4
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    48
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    It wasn’t like he looked down on Dave, like he kind of did with everyone else around him. It was more that he didn’t want Dave to think of him as some kind of lecher. The topics never came up, and they were never discussed between them. The only thing that came relatively close to this kind of “bro bond” was when Dave would jokingly (he’s assuming) accuse John of being “horny for this hot dog”. Not quite the same. John replied something to the effect of “‘I am not a homosexual”, being as technical with the term as possible. Not that he knew if that was true or not.

    Fast forward a few years, zoom through the porn phase, and we’re here. On the plane. To go visit him. In Texas.

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    English
    Words:
    2,696
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    11
    Hits:
    124

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