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    Karkat Vantas has escaped Alternia, and landed himself in a brand new problem. To pay his way to Earth, he takes a contract with the Undying Umbra as an assassin and wetwork generalist.

    With a pricetag assigned to his life, Karkat assumes he just has to work his way out. Day by day, job by job, he's going to claw his way out from Under The Table.

    Then: He meets his handler, Dave Strider.

    And things get complicated. Like, really fucking complicated.

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    Sure, maybe you knew that this was going to happen eventually, but the 'when' part of the whole thing couldn't have been dropped on you at a worse time.

    The aching reality is that you’re about to be involved in a war.

    An actual, all-encompassing ‘super sucks that I might not see my mid-to-late thirties’ kind of war.

    And fate, relentless bitch, went ahead and decided that right now has been the perfectly appropriate time to reintroduce the colossal fucking traitor you used to be in love with back into your life.

    Unbelievable.

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    UPDATE: “Biodad!Jonathan Joestar” AU - Headcanons part 6: Arc 4 “The Bizarre Family”

     

    This is a collection of prompts, AU and one-shots for the Miraculous Ladybug fandom!

    They content salt and crossovers, mostly Maribat, and if you want to do something with the prompts and AU go ahead just credite me and let me know when it's done please! :)

    Warning: English is not my first language so sorry if it’s confusing

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    Dream-sharing: a highly illegal little industry in which agents delve into people's dreams, and unearth their deepest secrets and memories.

    Within this business, the Strider-Lalondes are known as the best there is — until Dirk Strider gets his fool-ass trapped within the confines of his own subconscious, with his Auto-Responder playing malicious prison warden.

    To save him, the best and brightest dreamers in the world will have to form a team. Backed by the token rich friend, lead by the surliest extractor ever bribed out of retirement, haunted by the shade of the latest, greatest agent in the biz, and on the run through a dangerous tiered dream in a hostile mind... It's going to take a miracle to pull this one off.

    11/11/21: FULLY REVISED WITH A "FIVE YEARS LATER" EPILOGUE

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    Mallek and Lanque have been together for a short time yet their relationship has many problems already. The point is, only Mallek seems to have noticed them and is struggling. How are they gonna fix them?

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    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and you're watching history unfold as the Alternian Empire makes its first ever peace treaty with another species. Being that you're just some mutant loser, though, you care less about the sociopolitical ramifications and more about your budding xenophilia.

    NaNoWriMo 2021 entry.

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    In order to conduct any business on Earth, all trolls must possess at least a bachelor's degree in cross-species diplomacy. In order to get a degree in cross-species diplomacy, trolls are required to "foster" a human for one year. This is already a daunting task, but, in exchange for the right to study, all selected human fosters are also the recipients of genetically designed superpowers.

    One troll gets a partner with whom she immediately finds common ground. Another gets a partner he can barely communicate with.

    This is their guide to dealing with humans, written by trolls whose only interactions with mammalian lifeforms has been in strictly academic settings.

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    A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, Sunday October 25th, has been on this boy’s mind since he got a pesterchum message on Monday asking him to dinner with friends. His friend’s brother recently got into the restaurant business and both of them asked him and two young ladies to hang out tonight. This young man is none other than John Egbert, currently stretching a blue knitted sweater over his recently combed hair.

    Basically a joke I took way too far.

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    Festivals.

    You’ve never been to one but you’ve heard they’re supposed to be fun. Food, games, accidentally getting roped into marrying a member of the royal family.

    Wait what?

     

    (11/14/2021)

    {𝐇𝐢𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐬}
    I kinda hate all the ideas I had for this fic so imma give it a bit of time before continuing it

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    “H-hi.” Dave blinks trying and failing to see anything different about Rose. A glimmer of something that indicated that she too did not belong.

    “There is something wrong with you.” She says bluntly.

    --A crack in the timeline breaks the game.

    Dave wakes up the same, but still has to deal with other people's crimes and the injustice of Time.

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    Four teenagers wind up messaging an alternate race of trolls, of which they find themselves becoming attached to and friends with. Friendships develop, as does love, amongst the trolls and humans alike, as well as the more tragic spectrum of things.

    This is a variety of Pesterlogs highlighting the interactions which vary from the original meeting of the teenagers to the group chat of which much chaos seems to fester.

    -

    Title and summary are WIPs + more characters may be added later.

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    Jacob's special mission, to become a hustler, with the assist of John Egbert, and eventually Karkat Vantas. Eventually, Karkat gets held captive by Crockercorp. So Jacob and John have to save him.

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    Karkat really can't fucking do this today.
    Can't the Universe give him one fucking break from the constant reminder that he's a mutant and can't have nice things?
    Well That's not today because first of all He just found out his freakish body is somehow pregnant
    and second of all the only poor sap that could possibly be the seed-giver of this wiggler is non-other than his best friend
    Dave Motherfucking Strider.

    (Summary May be updated later)

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    Your name is MSP. Yes it's just a nickname, but anytime you say your full name, people are always like, Yea, no, I'll just call you MSP, so you just roll with it. And your about to go on a weird adventure involving romance of some kind. It all depends on the situation. Your not sure why your doing this, but you got nothing else your doing right now, so why not? Let's see where this train wreck takes you, All Aboard, Next Stop! Romance!!

    (What am I doing with my life...?)

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    Jacob meets a cute and sexy girl named Aranea, and they spend the night together, and that's about it.

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    🕶: Well.
    🕶: This has gone completely fucking pear-scented.
    🕶: There's no other way out of it,
    🕶: you're going to have to punish a pair of sunglasses.

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    After taking in a kid, Dave, off the streets, a young man named jesse soon realises he has not got enough money to provide for the two of them. And so takes up meth cooking in order to make enough. He does his best to keep the kid out of it, but once Dave turns 13 he discovers what jesse’s been doing. And a certain group of people take note of him and his friend’s existence.

    I don’t think you need to know breaking bad in order to read this. It just helps with some of the references and to understand character motives. Although you will be very confused if you read this without any knowledge of homestuck, especially by the writing style. At least knowledge of the first half of act five is needed.

    Tw for mentions of physical child abuse from bro, and homophobia

    I don’t own breaking bad or homestuck, nor any character in this story.

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    "I haven't stopped crying,
    My father's been drinking,
    I need a place to stay
    I don't want to be here,
    He's saying the words that
    He promised he would never say"

     

    Dave gets fucked up and Karkat tries his goddamned best.

    Inspired by a song by Flatsound with the same title.

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    Nights in Prospit are humid and strange, and even the skies are unfamiliar. The Dersite royal family has been taken to the Prospitian capital as slaves and given new names, their people either displaced as refugees or bowing to the Emperor and the rule of Skaia. Still, as the crusade and subsequent occupation have disrupted the political and cultural spheres of Derse, Prospit isn't so invulnerable.

    The fall of an empire has to start somewhere, and the former royals of Derse only need to find their way.

    (Camp NaNoWriMo April 2021 entry)

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    In a world where soulmates share a unique and intense empathetic bond, you've been happy not to have one. What Strider needs some chick up in his feelings all the time? Fate can shove that gay shit up its own asshole, you're doing fine just the way you are.

    Unfortunately for you, fate has a way of shoving gay shit wherever it damn well pleases.

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    2/?
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