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    Staring down at the files in his hands, Phil felt pride well inside him because damn he did a great job picking out and hiring his teammates for the mission. God, finding even shreds of information about them had been so incredibly difficult he had almost given up like, 50 times in the past week. But now, after 3 phone calls and some very smooth talking, he had three of the best criminals coming in to meet him tomorrow.
    The Angel of Death, The Blade, Soot and Innit. It sounded perfect. What could go wrong?
    Or,
    The Angel of Death decides his next heist is too complicated and important to pull off on his own, and hires some of the best criminals in town to help him. Who would have guessed his dangerous team ended up becoming his chaotic family?
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    (Title from Rat by Penelope Scott) (Updates every Saturday)

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    19/?
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    Sangwoo hasn’t been himself in years.

    He’s the flesh of a man who once was; who sinks farther and farther down into depression’s grasp everyday. He hits rock bottom more than once and stays lying there. Stagnant. No reason to pick himself back up.

    He can’t go anywhere. He already has two feet in.

    And as he stares at the front man, he knows he’s sunk further than just his feet.

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    2/?
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    SO UM I'M BAD AT SUMMARYS BUT
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    3/4 of the Sleepy Bois Inc. are basically the bosses of a mafia-
    (Phil, Techno, Wilbur)
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    They haven't told Tommy yet about the mafia though because he's 16 (in this story-currently) and they want him to have a normal teenage life.

    Spoiler Alert: Tommy already knows about his family's business and he got his own job. Not as a boss of any mafia out there though.

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    332
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    24
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    4
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    Tempted by a game too good to give up, oh so appalling, Assassin Taehyung accepts the rebellion’s assignment to seduce and kill the only living monarch Jungkook.

    “You need to look at me like you want to fuck me.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    12
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    Because of a widowhood and a depression, Zhongli let got of the writing intil he appeared in his life again. A pure smile and a little brother he raised all alone... And secrets.
    Secrets they are sharing together... For Zhongli's book is filled with murder and atrocity of a astonishing authenticity. Perhaps his ink is made of blood? After all, hadn't he set for a life with the best wife he could never dream off? The kind of wife that would make take care of the children, cleanse and make pie... and make Mrs Lovett come back to live through his bakery.

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    15
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    2
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    Brett sighed, hiding a smile "I see you haven't changed one bit, Eddy"

    Eddy looked away shyly with a small huff, " Wish I could say the same to you, you're more machine than man unlike your old bright self"
    But it was a lie, deep down Brett was the same and Eddy knew it ,but he was too pissed over the capture. More upset with himself though, because what kind of assassin freezes up!

    "Is that why you tried to kill me then, or did someone send you?"

     

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    73/?
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    183
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    In a land of sorcerers and avians and a hulking half-beast king, anonymous mercenary Dream and his young ward are given the biggest task of their lives — kidnap the prince Ranboo, soon-to-be heir of the crown, and bring him back to them alive. At the other end of the deal lies a near mythical reward: three totems of Undying, capable of saving their holder from certain death. It’s an offer they can’t refuse. As their mission begins and people begin to fall in the collateral damage, the king turns to desperate measures to protect his only child.

    On the other end of town, in a dampened cell within a seaside prison, Technoblade awaits a looming execution date. Though unbeknownst to him, old friends lurk in the shadows, ready to set him free in exchange for returning to a life he swore he’d abandoned forever. They need his help — badly, and they’ll stop at nothing to get it.

    Or: In which Dream and Tommy are assassins, Wilbur and Phil are the ones sent to kill them, and Technoblade just wants to retire.

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    6/?
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    The weapons in his suit jacket grow heavy.

    He likes Tubbo too much. Every little thing about Tubbo and there’s just so much about Tubbo Tommy doesn’t know yet: his favorite animal, his favorite color.

    He wants to see the blue in Tubbo’s eyes shine as bright as his. It looks terrible without life.

    Tommy still wants to be able to hold Tubbo’s hand whenever he wants.

    Tubbo can change, can’t he? 

    Wilbur and Phil didn’t think so.

    Fuck.

    Fuck.

    “I’ll put the fire out,” Tommy swallows, standing up. Tubbo’s sleepy, he won’t suspect a thing. 

    He makes his way towards the fireplace and reaches for the shovel to scoop up the ash and put the fire out. He’s killed someone in the dark before, he’ll be fine.

    So why are his hands shaking?

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    Tommy meets Tubbo in spring and has to kill him by the time he's eighteen.

    First Love / Late Spring

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    Spiders are both overlooked and feared. They spin their webs, catch their kills and move on. Some hunt, finding their prey and stalking until the kill.

    Tommy’s not a Huntsman Spider anymore, though. He made sure of that when the skies bled black with smoke and the horizon was stained with orange and red.

    From a class of twenty-eight to a class of one.

     

    Or, Tommy has escaped the Red Room, only to stumble into the lives of a family of Villains, who want him to join their ranks, a corrupt businessman and his makeshift family and a bunch of Heroes, who swear they want to help him.

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    Chapters:
    41/45
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    3335
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    It's supposed to be simple. Daryl's a hitman, his hit is one Rick Grimes. This should be easy for him. Except things get complicated when Daryl can't seem to find any reason why there's a hit on the man.

    And while Daryl's not an angel, he does have a code he lives by, and killing true 'good guys' isn't in his playbook.

    Enter the complication to what was supposed to be a simple job.

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    2/?
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    The heist team One Direction aren’t strangers to robberies, swindling, or shootouts - but they’ve never delivered human bounty before. Hired by the Cowells to intercept socialite Harry Styles from the X Factor and transfer him across the country, they must compete with the persistent X Factor, Harry’s powerful family, and federal authorities once on the road. No longer working in “one direction,” the chaos divides the group both physically and morally - because there certainly aren’t protocols for when the bounty and heist leader fall in love.

    Playlist:
    https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLjIYty7YLq1BkxdmguxoYA9MLWqLWKqB8

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    4/?
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    9
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    21
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    4
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    “I’m not sure about this. The mirror looks dangerous.”

    “It’s a mirror of dreams. How bad can it be?”

    “Dreams and past lives. This mirror holds dangerous knowledge, and it is not wise to be here longer than necessary.”

    “You just want to kill me and get your job over with.”

    “Can you blame me? We’ve been hunting each other for years now.”

    Janus and Patton end up in a room full of mysterious magical artifacts while trying to kill each other, and accidentally activate a mirror that’s said to show the truth of past lives. What do they see?
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    “There we go,” he says, low and pleased, “alpha’s going to take care of you, baby.” His hands sweep down your back, humming when you arch into him and tip your head. One hand cups your ass to encourage the roll of your hips against his, and the other reaches up to span the side of your neck as he draws you to his mouth for a sweet, filthy kiss.

    And fuck, but it’s good. You fit so well in his arms, such a gorgeous, lethal thing, practically gift-wrapped and dropped on his doorstep by fate, and he’s never going to take it for granted. Namjoon would rather crawl from here to the rest of eternity, belly-down over hot coals, than squander the chance to worship you the way you deserve, the way he knows they can. The singular taste he’d had when you’d agreed to the courting has haunted him for months, and now they’re being gifted, again, with the privilege of your first shared heat? Possibly every heat after that until you get sick of them? Namjoon’s fucking incandescent at the thought.

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    DAY 3: BAMF


    When he was handed his new contract, he thought it would be a short one, some easy murder for a wife who caught his husband cheating, or someone who wanted to take revenge for whatever reasons. Alas, all his hopes were put aside the moment he saw the name of his future target, and how his mission should proceed.

    Target : Mr Clay W. Taken, Dream's CEO
    Take of approach / goal of the mission : Close security / protecting Dream in order to murder him.

    Or Karl is a hitman sent undercover as Dream's bodyguard in order to take his life.
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    Day 3: BAMF AU

    Dream gets hurt. Karl is not happy.

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    An assassin is a killer, but he is also a man. And men have desires of lust and power, and fall prey to greed and gluttony.

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    Tidbits from the daily lives of various characters from the Error of the Gods AU. May or may not contain spoilers and scrapped plot points from the main fic.

     

    (now includes the more vaguely Error!AU-compliant content from brokensongsfromthemerry-go-round.tumblr.com)

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    13/?
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    “You killed that dignitary. They made me look at the crime scene photos, they think I have some sort of – some sort of hold over you-"

    “You do,” Crowley says, voice low and urgent.

     

    In which Crowley is a dangerous killer, and Aziraphale shouldn't want anything to do with him. The problem? He's hopelessly, terribly in love. Killing Eve inspired AU.

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    10/12
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    96
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    18
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    The lights flickered on and the room was full of carnage, corpses littering the floor, bodies practically ripped apart. There was a boy kneeling in front of him, concern and panic covering his young face, his hands hovering over Taeyong and Jaehyun like he was unsure how to help them.

     

    read it, i think you'll like it

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    Chapters:
    12/?
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    13
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    That is what makes “Dream” who he is. It’s how he chooses to be.

    Dream, the man in the night, the hand in the dark, the blade on the neck. Dream. Dream. Dream.

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    Or, Dream and Karl are both hitmen, and they hate each other's guts.

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    KWTW_D3 ; BAMFs

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    1/1
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    98
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