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    The universe spits you out straight onto the roof where you entered the game, and you catch yourself with your face.

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    Davesprite struggles with being the Other Dave. Bro is back from the dead, and the Strider apartment is about two times too crowded for everyone involved. Reconciliation takes time and effort, and forgiveness is a thing to be earned.
    You have to try, and when that's not enough, you have to try HARDER.

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    66/?
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    Prompt:

    "HOW THE HELL DID DIRK LIVE PASS THE AGE OF TWO??? WAS HE RAISED BY SEAGULLS OR SOME SHIT?"

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    She lost her egg, a rival pushed it off the side of the apartment and into the sea... She was devastated, her mate abandoned her to fend with the lost. Until a shooting star came by, and with a wish to gain back the child she lost, she was granted it in an interesting way.

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    7/?
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    because ive never eaten anything betty crocker is it good or is it really bland or what
    whats the standard
    is there a standard betty crocker
    yes this is standard betty crocker how can I help you
    no im afraid i dont own that yet youre shit outta luck
    bye

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    2/?
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    You were never one for breaking the rules, and everyone knew it.

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    Everything shifts when you get detention on a stroke of pure misfortune and meet two of the biggest delinquents in school, up close.

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    1/?
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    Due to ectobiological bullshit, the trolls and kids never end up on Earth or Alternia, they are never raised by the guardians they should have been, instead by the one lone survivor on the troll's meteor. It starts with One birthday party, and is just generally supposed to be wholesome family nonsense with a few small touches of angst

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    13/?
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    We live in a world divided by humans and trolls. Humans, as far as we know, have their own society divided into little parts. As for trolls, it's all havoc. But as time goes on, we all occasionally come together to complete a task given by the Empresses.

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    || O B E Y || --E || SUBMIT ||

    Each detail of him is like a movie playing in your head too fast. You keep pausing it, trying to see why it's so familiar. But it just keeps going.

    R E JECTED REJEC TED RE JECTE D

    He is the memories you can't remember, the burning inside your head that screams at something locked. Something is wrong inside of both of you.

    ERROR! ERROR! ERR---

    He's the fire, you're the match.

    You'll watch her motherfucking kingdom burn for this.

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    3/3
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    The girl sighed, staring off into the streetlights outside the kitchen window. Living in a townhouse wasn’t that bad, it was easy to walk to her friend’s houses for impromptu hang-outs and emotional support during bad times, but it was ever so melancholy. Life wasn’t what she had read over and over in her fantasy books and YA novels, she still had to see the world. She still had to meet people.

     

    Or: Rose read The Messed Up Files Of Mrs. Basil E. Frankwiler and ran with it/hj

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    4/?
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    There's gonna be so much romance drama in this fic. High school AUs are my favorite thing to write, this is going to be so fun :D!! Now onto the actual summary:

    Following the super-duper unfortunate and totally accidental death of his Bro/DAD???? Dave and his brothers, Dirk and Hal, go to live with his mother and two sisters. On top of that, he's also starting his first year of high school at a school with a boy who he's pretty sure hates him.

    Karkat has always sort of been drowning in people, he's a part of a huge family so he's used to being part of a group. What happens when you introduce someone who likes to single him out?

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    1/?
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    Everything written happens, and at the same time, does not. These two extremes cancel one another out, and thus the only sure thing we know is in this work is John Egbert.

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    Alternatively, the aftermath of Meat John's death.

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    6/?
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    Everyone waited anxiously on the day Bro Strider came back to life, all of the original Gods gathered around since this man was considered a danger… but they did not expect what would happen on that day, not even Rose with her seer status.

    Instead of a villain, a monster from their imaginations, the man that woke up was confused and had clear fear of the scars that he saw on Dave's face and body.. a man who had no memories of what he had done.

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    17/?
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    48 countries play Sburb and cause the apocalypse as the perfect end to 2020.

    They're split into four sessions, each believing that the twelve of them are the only survivors, until they start getting some weird messages...

    Hetastuck crossover, pretty much just pure chaos

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    9
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    16
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    1
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    Genderbent beta kids high school AU fic. John is now Jodie, Rose is now Robin, Dave is now Dove, and Jade is now James. The alpha kids are just their siblings a few years older than they are. Trolls just also live on earth in society cuz why not.

    4 seventeen year olds begin their senior year of high school. Even though they'd all been great friends for years, each of them has secrets. Secrets are dangerous, very dangerous when in the wrong hands. One of these days, they won't have to hide anymore, but for now, they all find something to distract them, clubs. School yearbook, gardening club, book club, and programming club. Maybe one day they'd be able to tell the truth. One day.

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    6/?
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    Your name is Eridan Ampora and today is your sixteenth birthday. Your also sure that in the days leading up to it, you've gone completely insane.

    Between suffering through chronic pain, clinical depression, and terrifying hallucinations of feral feathered beasts, it's amazing that you've kept it together well enough to avoid being thrown into an asylum.

    You have a feeling it's going to be a long year.

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    Or an AU where Eridan finds herself drawn back into the fold of her estranged childhood friend group and is dragged into a seething underground society of gangs, monsters, and magic.

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    2/?
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    10
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    You've seen him before down at the beach that rested only a short stretch from your apartment and you've always wondered if he was lonely. One day you decide to talk to him in an offer of friendship. Will this turn out? You have no clue. You do know one thing though, you were going to be determined to show him some sort of shred of compassion.
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    [please comment! it helps me feel motivated to actually write and post!! Sorry!]

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    17/?
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    19
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    That's the thing about Dirk and Hal. They've always been defined by one another.

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    50
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    Thirteen-year-old Dirk Strider and the other Troll/Human Descendants of the Sixteen Gods have been waiting to meet their 'parents' their entire lives. When they finally do, Dirk is determined to prove himself. Because then... maybe his Bro would want to get to know him.

    Meanwhile, for Dave Strider, parenting is hard--especially when you had no clue you even had a kid. It was enough to have unresolved childhood issues and an inability to confess his feelings for a certain troll, but now he has to try (and fail) to not embarrass himself in front of this mini-version of Bro.

    Oh gods this is going to be a disaster.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    “I’m sorry to you, Sollux, Dad. I failed both of you from the moment I was born. No amount of denial will fool me. I just hope you two live happily without me in your lives.
    I’m sorry to you, Cronus. I’m sorry that you will never change. I won’t forgive you, even in the afterlife, what you’ve done to me. You’re sick, and now, when I die, you won’t have somebody to fuck with when you’re bored. Be possessive of somebody else, because I don’t want to be yours.”

    Mituna Captor was found near dead in the street. Because the universe seems to hate him, he survives.
    Now, he has the aftermath.

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    1/?
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    A birthday gift to myself :D

    Dave had thought they won the game. He thought he'd be able to go to the new Earth with his boyfsprite and friends. He thought it was all over.

    Key word being 'thought'.

    Where is he now? Why does this place look vaguely like his old apartment in Houston? And why is Bro and his robot self so nice?

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    English
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    15,354
    Chapters:
    5/?
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    19
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    Karkat, John, Roxy, and Jade find four crystals around the outskirts of time, but they disappear when the touch them. Suddenly, they develop powers. Blood, Wind, Void, and Space.

    When a man named Jack Noir wreaks havoc on Skaia City, it's up to these four new super heroes to save the day!

     

    But what are these weird flashbacks they're getting? What's "SBURB"? What's Alternia? Why doesn't Karkat feel right in his own body? Why do they feel like they're forgetting something?

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
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