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    Dr. Stesha Petrova has a lead on an SCP that she has been chasing for years, a force behind seemingly random and chaotic events. She finally makes contact with a force of Mayhem and sees a demonstration of its powers firsthand.

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    Jamie opens up something a lot worse than a can of worms. Flo and Mayhem have to cope.

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    Because Mayhem is hot. Do you like those commercials as much as I do?

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    There was supposed to be a new scientist in the bunch with an ATA gene even stronger than Colonel Sheppard's, and he wanted to see how the city reacted to him....

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    24
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    107
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    17
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    680
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    Everything that can go wrong, is going wrong at the local Council House. And usually as wrong as possible. Willow and Buffy investigate.

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    1
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    93
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    7
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    Mayhem obtains a birthday present for his nephew. It's nearly the end of the world.

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    10
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    "I'm a space vampire," Mayhem said as he strolled down the quiet suburban street, flexing his hands and staring down at the clawed nails contemplatively. "Or close enough as makes no difference. Most of my friends are off getting their asses kicked by the heroes while trying to take over the Earth, but I'm more interested in new experiences than getting my head blown off." Mayhem stopped by a white picket fence, then vaulted over it. "New experiences like investigating this empty dwelling."

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    8
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    22
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    1
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    100
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    "I'm a drunk who doesn't care about anything anymore." Mayhem hefted a bottle in a little salute and took a long swig from it. "We have this whole, nice, safe complex here, and I'm barely fit for cleaning duty and making sure the tomatoes get watered." Mayhem wiped at his mouth with the back of his hand.

    "Spoiler alert: I forgot again this week. Sure hope you weren't looking forward to trying to recreate Nana's legendary spaghetti sauce."

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    515
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    1/1
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    1
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    4
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    18
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    "I'm a starship captain." Mayhem lounged back in his seat. He was bleeding from several places, most prominently where a bit of rebar speared through his chest. His face was black and blue with bruising. "I slept through every command course and only got my position on this ship out of a combination of pity and blatant nepotism." He poked at the rebar. "But when the Z'borgians took out every halfway decent officer, I was what was left." He grinned. It pulled at the split in his lip. "Standard procedure is to stay away from undeveloped garden worlds that haven't made it out of their starting solar system yet."

    Mayhem winked. "I don't know standard procedure."

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    379
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    1/1
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    1
    Comments:
    10
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    22
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    2
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    98
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    Mayhem, past and present. It's not (always) his fault.

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    1,065
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    1/1
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    6
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    12
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    101
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    Dr Weir:
    What's with these ads running on the Atlantis closed-circuit? Did you authorize this?
    JS

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    100
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    1/1
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    1
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    8
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    31
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    200
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    Mayhem hates the color green.

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    21
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    2
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    453
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    Hi.

    I'm Santa Claus...

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    100
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    6
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    23
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    2
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    126
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    The Pevensie siblings - believers and skeptics alike - have been summoned to Narnia once more to cleanse the land of a great evil. It calls itself...Mayhem.

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    36
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    2
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    290
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    Mayhem is sent to the scene of an accident. It's not what they'd have you think.

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    10
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    35
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    6
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    341
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    I am the start of a string of overconfident decisions. Right now I'm your best bet to catching the Grandmaster's eye. And your best bet: sleeping with Mayhem like me.

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    34
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    109
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    5
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    1498
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    Evidently, there are some things even more dangerous than Mayhem. Huh. Who'd have thought?

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    44
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    110
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    14
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    874
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    A man in a suit and tie walked into a bar.

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    12
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    103
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    Hi. I'm a yulegoat.

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    100
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    1/1
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    1
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    14
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    37
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    3
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    264
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    Ensign Mayhem makes another brilliant crash landing.

    Now he just has to wait for his insurance adjuster to pick him up...

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    English
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    332
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    42
    Hits:
    320

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