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    but•ter•fly ef•fect

    noun
    (in chaos theory) the phenomenon whereby a minute localized change in a complex system can have large effects elsewhere.

    What if on the day of Jody's funeral, the Tall Man meets the reincarnation of his beloved from his life? What if because of this, the Tall Man doesn't uproot Jody's body immediately, and Mike doesn't fixate on the Tall Man? What if this leads to an entirely different future, wherein the Tall Man finds some ~eventual~ balance?

    -OR-

    A modern AU porn with a plot wherein the Tall Man finds his reincarnated love, and she's an absolute unconventional masochistic oddity in the best of ways. Despite some initial desire to repress his feelings, she manages to reacquaint him with some of his humanity. The story also draws on aspects of Ancient Greek mythology. (Think non-monogamy and various details from the Hades/Persephone myth as well as others interwoven, but Persephone is sexually empowered.) This summary is simplistic at best, but y'all get the idea.

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    16/?
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    Brian is a werewolf trying to find his way in this new world he was born into. Nick is a hunter, looking for all that is evil in the world. When their two worlds collide, they don’t know that they should be enemies. What will happen when they are forced to confront who they really are?

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    11/?
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    Every red flag in Tim’s brain went off, he knew it was fucked up to be turned on while being seconds from death. Perhaps he’d taken one too many blows to the head and something in his brain disconnected. Tim didn’t have any other explanation for wanting Jason to take a knife back to his skin.

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    2/?
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    52
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    5
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    After everything, George is lost, and so is Dudley.

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    You look so pretty on the bike, my gift to you turning a tender twenty-one, turning heads with every step, flashing lightning at them, maybe a wink, but your arse… that’s all mine.

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    "Um, yes," is what his brain manages, addled with both the slight hint of alcohol and the usual cluelessness. "I am— quite flattered, I assure you... This is a wonderful place for a d-date."
    A beat of silence.
    "...You didn't realize it until now, did you," Thancred hums, eyebrows curving, seeming somewhat despondent; rubs a gentle, open-palmed circle on E'zarh's thigh. "If this is not what you expected it to be, you need not stay."
    "No, it's fine," he responds a bit too quickly, body growing warmer at Thancred's touch. "It's true that I did not... quite grasp it, but..."
    "To tell you the truth, E'zarh," Thancred says, expression slowly returning to a usual level of smug. "I have been flirting with you for weeks."

    A story of a not yet Warrior of Light going out with a handsome bard slash rogue... And how their relationship complicates with time.

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    "I don't get how this is persuading you to confess." 

    Light decides to play a game and see how badly L wants to know who's Kira...
    Or perhaps how badly L will work to persuade Light to confess.

    *Smut with a bit of plot*

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    Dude I'm literally questioning my life choices because I'm planning to add messed up stuff here

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    2/?
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    COA EDVIC AU: A lowly house painter inspired by works created by the infamous freedom fighter, The Paperboy, spends his free time painting propaganda on the side of government buildings. When he is not painting, the eccentric artist preaches his idol’s writings to anyone who will listen. As luck might just have it, The Paperboy is one of those listeners on one lonesome night.

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    When his mentor left, Akutagawa felt a void seep into his chest. But it also left him room where he can be unhinged, without dark crimson eyes watching his every move.

    There's a lot that look up to his power, but he wants them to see that killing is not the only thing he's good at. That he can make them suffer in more ways than one. That he can stimulate fear and arousal all the same.

    or

    Akutagawa becomes a slut after Dazai leaves...

    (Inspired by "Port Mafia's Slut" by overdose)

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    Dazai thinks about everyone but Akutagawa, and the latter wants all of his attention to himself, for once.

    Fanfiction created for the XV Italian P0rn Fest.

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    Set in Shadowhunters: This world inverted.

    Alternate Malec's first date that escalates to something sexier.

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    Twiggy needs to piss, Marilyn has his own plans. Concern turns to fun.

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    Roy's reasonably confident this counts as a meet cute, if you're willing to ignore the fact they're at the center of a kidnapping case.

    (The RoyEd 90s AU no one asked for, in which Roy accidentally takes in a stray, Ed waits out a hostage situation, and together they cause each other so much stress.)

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    3/10
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    You're caught in a compromising position by the merc with a mouth...

    ...then he shatters the fourth wall.

    -------
    This is pure Crack and Smut.

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    There's a pretty girl in this bar who won't stop looking at Jason.

    Or: Jason meets med student Caroline Hill.

    ETA: this started out as pure kinky identity porn, and then it grew a bunch of feelings?? And then the whole batfam decided to butt in, deliver some snark, and say trans rights. Enjoy!

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    I saved Gotham city. Again. I mean, of course, I did. I’m fucking Batman, bitch.

    Except there was one problem, I didn’t /actually/ save anyone. Not permanently, anyway. Joker is still out there. God, I wish he was dead. But, I’m Batman. I can’t just kill someone. Not even if it's someone as bad as Joker. The last thing I want to do is become the person I hate the most.

    I don't know anything about the DC universe so this is probably shit.

    Batman is 31 and Joker is 46 (yes, their age gap is 15 years, look it up).

    Thomas Wayne Jr. is 34.

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    9/?
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    25
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    52
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    5
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    1243
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    You promised to help Zhongli find some materials for a project he's working on, but you messed up. You face him running late and empty-handed, and he's not happy.

    Luckily, there's a way he can take out his frustration on you and have you make it up to him at the same time.

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    1/1
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    7
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    A remake of ten of my favorite X-Support couples in the leadup to the third anniversary of Fire Emblem Warriors: X-Support. Now Complete!

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    10/10
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    “我说……你想猜猜你是第几名吗?”她凑近他的耳边,手指勾了勾他垂下的头发。

    Language:
    中文-普通话 國語
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    7,384
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    22
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