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    Months after the Battle of the Five Armies, Thorin Oakenshield is in a secret relationship with Bilbo Baggins...that doesn't stay secret for long and must begin an official courtship. The dwarf king has faced much in his life but now finds himself more worried than ever.

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    In a house, in the Shire, there lives a young Hobbit, Lady of the manor by day, thief by night. Well, until she retired.

    She had become respectable, if strange, but was perfectly content.

    Until her Godfather had to come along and ruin everything, bringing with him a merry band of Pirates!

    She wanted no part of it, no, thank you very much! But... Maybe she'd just... Listen to their story, and their Captain was rather nice...

    Oh, fine! She'd go, if only to save these sorry fools from themselves! And a dragon...

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    Bilbo Baggins of Dale, formerly of The Shire, has found a modicum of success as a singer and gardener. He's made a good, humble life for himself working where and when he can, either by song or by soil. But never had he dared to dream of singing in the palace of Erabor.
    That was, until Smaug.
    And though it was slain by the Prince Under the Mountain, Thorin son of Thrain, many souls were lost, including a number of palace staff.
    Now, on the behest of an old friend who just happened to be a wizard, Bilbo sets off on an adventure - one of a musical sort, and begins to flirt with said Prince through song. In other words, engaging in activities most unbecoming of respectable hobbits.

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    Dwalin has never seen anything so delicate and perfect as the sweet thing in front of him. Bluebell came in a close second, right after the tray of cookies she was holding.

    Dwalin falls for Blue's cookies first and Blue shortly there after. He is firmly in denial that his Heart Lode is a feisty, courageous, sarcastic, kind, loyal Hobbit. Once everyone finds out though they do their damnedest to make him admit it and that the little Hobbit is head over heels for him even if she won't admit it.

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    Three girls: Rosie, Frankie and Cece find themselves rolling off the side of a road and crashing in a thicket of trees. It's a tumble downhill, full of bumps, bruises but thankfully, no broken bones. Waking up from the crash, they find themselves somewhere magical, mysterious and that was certainly not home. Discovered by a strange-looking man, he leads them back to the main road...of Middle Earth.

    They are in the story of The Hobbit, trapped and unsure of how to get back. They are then faced with the fact that they will not be going home any time soon, so will they help the dwarves reclaim theirs?

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    While Kili was having his adventures with the Starfleet Corps of Engineers, Fili was learning medicine on Earth--and discovering the new lease on life he was given. This includes meeting up with a long-lost relative.

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    Family meant everything to her, and Rose was willing to sacrifice everything to save them. In doing so, her selfless act is rewarded with another chance at life. Will there be happiness for her? Can she sacrifice even more of herself in order to help save Middle Earth? Or will her choices cause only more pain and suffering? The only thing she can do is try.

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    Fili and Kili are revived on Earth, where they are cared for at Starfleet Medical by Dr. Leonard McCoy.

    Everything goes about as well as expected.

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    Kili is King under the mountain, the only surviving heir to the line of Durin.
    Tauriel is King Thranduil’s only daughter, princess of the Woodland realm.
    When an unlikely alliance through marriage is proposed, everyone involved is bound on doing their duty. It was never about feelings. Or so they thought.
    AU where Kili and Tauriel have never met.

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    Fíli and Kíli decided to set a small celebration in honour of reclaiming Erebor and you were happy to help them. Being the only girl in the company has some perks. Or not?

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    A certain Noble woman would never have expected a huge, no-nonsense mountain man to arrive in her friend Dori's tea shop. Apparently his kind and cultured older brother has coerced him into coming, but what will get him to stay?

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    Adamantine: (noun) 1. something unbreakable; a legendary metal that was impenetrable
    (adjective) 2. unbreakable

    Omegas are property. They have their papers, and they can be bought and sold as collateral by their families, and it is a common practice. Omegas have been discriminated against in the past, seen as property and as inferior, but times are changing, slowly but surely, with many resistance groups popping up to stand up for Omegas' rights. Bilbo Baggins, the orphan of Bag End, has never been sold by his Aunt Lobelia, but he knows that she wouldn't hesitate to sign him over to her Alpha son Lotho if it guaranteed her Bag End. He has never been sold, but he hasn't been legally emancipated either. Bilbo, using his mother's Tookish courage, steals away in the night with a forged copy of emancipation papers and an acceptance letter to Arda International University. Bilbo wants to finish his education, but more desperately, he wants to taste freedom for the first time.

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    Bilbo Baggins has enough on his plate. He does NOT, I repeat not, need one of the Wizards showing up. He most certainly does not need The Company, and he does not need Thorin- oh. Oh my. Well, maybe he does need Thorin Oakensheild. Yes. Perhaps with a few less clothes? Ohh yes...

    The one in which Bilbo belongs to a gang, and said gang goes tearing off across Middle Earth with The infamous Company, The Wizard and a grumpy cat. Trust me, the cat's important. (Not Beta'd)

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    Little did the dwarves and Bilbo know they had more in common than first met the eye.

    Who would have thought poly relationships were a thing in both cultures?

    And who would have known that Bilbo would fit right in with a crew of poly dwarves?

    Just one wizard, of course.

    Damn you, Gandalf.

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    "You" run away from home with only one thing on your mind. You make it as far as you possibly could go only to encounter Thorin and Co. on a quest to take back their home, which is in the direction you just came from.

    ON HIATUS (will be back as soon as inspiration for this story returns)

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    Soul mates are like adventures, Bilbo had often consoled himself. Nasty, disturbing, uncomfortable things that made you late for dinner. It was no great hardship that he had never met his, even if he couldn't tell which of his petunias were blue and which were purple.

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