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    The other half of the correspondance.

    Probably unreadable if you don't have all the background on our headcanons and self-inserts, but feel free to give it a go. It's dark, though.

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    It’s rather rare to find a person whose name is an anagram consisting of fifteen letters, especially if said person turns out to be someone he had been attempting to search for all these years.

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    3/3
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    Once upon a time, in the now flooded village of Killdeer Fields, a story happened.

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    The night Kellar left Wade Academy.

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    A conversation between a baticeer and a woman disguised as a waitress brings forth more mysteries.

    A post-ASOUE oneshot.

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    1/1
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    But the thumping and the screaming intrigued her. You’re a journalist, her thoughts said. Go investigate.

    On a very important night, Moxie Mallahan hears several mysterious noises.

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    1/1
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    2
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    Kit Snicket embarks to Spain on her first unchaperoned assignment for VFD. Who better to have with her than her best friend?

    Takes place BEFORE "Auld Lang Syne" and "The Fox and the Count" (but I recommend reading those first).
    This will make a little more sense if you've read "All The Wrong Questions" by Lemony Snicket, although it's not necessary.

    Rated M for some adult language and some sensuality in later chapters, but no smut.

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    1
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    [Dear V, K & P. I know you did not want this to be published, but it is great time everyone know what happens to C.D and L.S - for the sake of their name. For my own sake. They deserve this much, and VFD deserves that final blow. Forgive me if you can. Forgive B.S too. We want to make things right for all those that VFD destroyed. And destroy it. At last.]

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    Pre-schism VFD. When Kit loved Olaf and Beatrice loved Lemony and the world was quiet.

    Something happens at the annual VFD New Years Eve party that will make it much more memorable than past years.

     

    Rated M for sensuality. (no smut).

    A prequel to The Fox and The Count.

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    3/3
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    3
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    “Perhaps you could put your fingers to better use than typing out all those lies,” Moxie drawled, her lips twisting.

    “Oh? You probably think I could put my mouth to better use, too, don’t you?” Geraldine shot back with a smirk.

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    1/1
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    6
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    Moxie Mallahan lives alone for ten years before a dead man knocks on her door.

    A look at Lemony Snicket and Moxie Mallahan’s relationship through the years.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/3
    Comments:
    4
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    22
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    Bertrand is continually surprised by how Lemony Snicket can be as paranoid, as unwilling to share any part of himself as he is, and also say everything he says so bluntly. He is curled up in the armchair next to Bertrand, and he has just said, “Do you know, I hated you before I ever met you. I thought you were extremely stupid.”

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    Chapters:
    7/7
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    25
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    "Three shards of pottery, and a deep, thick shroud, are required on occasions such as these. To conceal the eyes, the mouth, the mirror." ⸻

    The brightest generation of the V.F.D. were born under decaying stars; the previous generation had made this organization noble, but the secret of that nobility was lost in translation. This generation of young volunteers have always had one foot out the door, but these coming years will make them question whether the organization was ever good to begin with, whether their friends and associates could ever have been trusted, and whether the desperation not to be alone or the desperation to serve "the better good" is greater.

    It may also teach them what resides at the bottom of a not-quite ocean, and how that great unknown shaped the organization we known today.

    (A complex pre-ASOUE look into V.F.D., some headcanons about events of the time period, and a mess of unhealthy relationships I do not condone or believe should be aspired to.)

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    61
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    10
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    There was a library, and there was a girl, and there was a book.
    But this story started many years before that.

    The story of the ways Ellington Feint's path crossed with the Snickets', in special with Kit Snicket's.

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    1/1
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    3
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    A teenage Lemony Snicket helps teenage Olaf cope with the loss of his parents. Angst and fluff are included.

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    1/1
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    18
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    A man visits Stain'd-by-the-sea for the first time, and finds there much more than he could have expected.

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    The tragic love story of Count Olaf and Kit Snicket, beginning with the night at La Forza Del Destino and ending on a coastal shelf.

    This is more of a hybrid between the books and the TV series. I've taken bits and pieces from each media and blended them into my own take on how things might have and should have gone.

    There will be spoilers so just to be on the safe side, it's recommended that you've read the books and watched the TV show before reading.
    Rated M for sensuality (no smut).

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    25
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    "Olaf knows."

    Kit Snicket's moments before and after leaving that fateful note at the VFD Headquarters' Party.

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    3,232
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
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    23
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    7
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    She sighed in disappointment. “Oh well,” she thought. But she still had the left shoe. She yanked it off as gently as possible. She peeled off the rain-soaked sock. And found something shocking.

    Lemony crashes at Moxie’s. Moxie finds something that answers some of her questions. She has trouble keeping the resulting secret. (Set before/during SYBIS)

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    English
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    1/1
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    1
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    15
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    2
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    What was the last time Theodora got what she wanted? Alone, in the middle of the remains of the wrong party, in the wrong town, doing the wrong job in a very wrong way, she can only wonder: what else could she do?

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    English
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    1/1
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    1
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    9
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