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    Pre-schism VFD. When Kit loved Olaf and Beatrice loved Lemony.

    Something happens at the annual VFD New Years Eve party that will make it much more memorable than past years.

     

    Rated M for adult themes in last chapter.

    A prequel to The Fox and The Count.

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    [Dear V, K & P. I know you did not want this to be published, but it is great time everyone know what happens to C.D and L.S - for the sake of their name. For my own sake. They deserve this much, and VFD deserves that final blow. Forgive me if you can. Forgive B.S too. We want to make things right for all those that VFD destroyed. And destroy it. At last.]

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    “Perhaps you could put your fingers to better use than typing out all those lies,” Moxie drawled, her lips twisting.

    “Oh? You probably think I could put my mouth to better use, too, don’t you?” Geraldine shot back with a smirk.

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    Moxie Mallahan lives alone for ten years before a dead man knocks on her door.

    A look at Lemony Snicket and Moxie Mallahan’s relationship through the years.

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    Bertrand is continually surprised by how Lemony Snicket can be as paranoid, as unwilling to share any part of himself as he is, and also say everything he says so bluntly. He is curled up in the armchair next to Bertrand, and he has just said, “Do you know, I hated you before I ever met you. I thought you were extremely stupid.”

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    "Three shards of pottery, and a deep, thick shroud, are required on occasions such as these. To conceal the eyes, the mouth, the mirror." ⸻

    The brightest generation of the V.F.D. were born under decaying stars; the previous generation had made this organization noble, but the secret of that nobility was lost in translation. This generation of young volunteers have always had one foot out the door, but these coming years will make them question whether the organization was ever good to begin with, whether their friends and associates could ever have been trusted, and whether the desperation not to be alone or the desperation to serve "the better good" is greater.

    It may also teach them what resides at the bottom of a not-quite ocean, and how that great unknown shaped the organization we known today.

    (A complex pre-ASOUE look into V.F.D., some headcanons about events of the time period, and a mess of unhealthy relationships I do not condone or believe should be aspired to.)

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    There was a library, and there was a girl, and there was a book.
    But this story started many years before that.

    The story of the ways Ellington Feint's path crossed with the Snickets', in special with Kit Snicket's.

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    A teenage Lemony Snicket helps teenage Olaf cope with the loss of his parents. Angst and fluff are included.

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    A man visits Stain'd-by-the-sea for the first time, and finds there much more than he could have expected.

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    The tragic love story of Count Olaf and Kit Snicket.

    This is more of a hybrid between the books and the TV series. I've taken bits and pieces from each media and blended them into my own take on how things might have and should have gone.

    There will be spoilers so just to be on the safe side, it's recommended that you've read the books and watched the TV show before reading.
    Rated M for slight adult themes.

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    "Olaf knows."

    Kit Snicket's moments before and after leaving that fateful note at the VFD Headquarters' Party.

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    Lemony crashes at Moxie’s. Moxie finds something that answers some of her questions. She has trouble keeping the resulting secret. (Set before/during SYBIS)

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    What was the last time Theodora got what she wanted? Alone, in the middle of the remains of the wrong party, in the wrong town, doing the wrong job in a very wrong way, she can only wonder: what else could she do?

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    Lemony Snicket hates crowds.

    [Prompt 8: Crowd]

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    Everything changes, after Stain'd-by-the-Sea.

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    I am tired of tears and laughter,
    And men that laugh and weep;
    Of what may come hereafter
    ...
    And everything but sleep.
    -Algernon Charles Swinburne, "The Garden of Proserpine"

    Moxie Mallahan travels to the City in search of a mother who left her years before and the young man she believes can find her. Decades later, Beatrice Baudelaire washes ashore in Stain'd-by-the-Sea in pursuit of her adopted siblings. Sometimes, they discover, family is not a thing that can be easily defined.

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    de·fen·es·tra·tion
    dēˌfenəˈstrāSHən/
    noun
    1.
    the action of throwing someone or something out of a window.

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    He kissed her back through his tears, shed for a woman Moxie could never be.

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    “Guess I shouldn’t be surprised you’re good with your fingers after seeing how fast you churn out lies on that typewriter of yours.”

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    The other half of the correspondance.

    Probably unreadable if you don't have all the background on our headcanons and self-inserts, but feel free to give it a go. It's dark, though.

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