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    Wilbur shifts in place. “If it helps, I hired all of you because you looked like lucky animals.”

     

    Phil blinks, long and slow. It’s his version of a blank, disappointed stare. Techno’s the one who slowly blinks as a smile — like a cat. “Wil, I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again,” he gently warns. “You’re going to get yourself killed with this shit, only the tides themselves know how you’ve managed not to die yet — quite frankly, you’re beloved by the currents.”

     

    Tommy is confused before remembering that phrase basically means ‘you’re lucky as fuck but you won’t stay that lucky forever.’ “Not to agree with glowy-gills,” he ignores Phil’s indignant warbling to glare at Wilbur. “But you are a dumbass for that. Techno and Phil have real jobs but I’m literally a good luck charm.”

     

    “You’re also a mascot!” Wilbur cheers.

     

    Tommy waits for someone to protest.

     

    No protests arrive.

     

    He blinks, a horrible realization on the horizon. “I’m not a mascot,” he says. “I’m a freeloading good luck charm.”

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    Tommy wasn't having a very good day.

    Well, that was nothing new. It'd be more shocking if he was having a good day. It was just the contents of the bad day that was out of the ordinary.

    Having a bad day was normal. Being abducted by aliens was not.

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    Tommyinit is the biggest man ever! He would never ever get in any type of problem he couldn’t handle! Or at least on earth he could because how the fuck you get out of a situation where your being treated like a animal and caged?

    Oh well! Time to make these abduction alien BItChES regret there job after what he’s been through!

    Humans were not always seen as strong they were sold in the black markets and had used them as slaves or pets until they started realizing why no one responded to there coms when they left and brought back there human onto the ship… humans were finally treated more seriously. They are still learning or figuring out whether it’s sentient or but they we’re ranked as a deathworlder species..
    Aliens tell horror stories of people who ignored the warnings and have a reputation for there blood shed and nothing else..

    Or Tommyinit shows the world why they shouldn’t fuck with humans and how they can be kind and loving at the same time. Oh and don’t worry they realize why not to fuck with human mothers and packs to!

    ( no consistent upload Schedule prob slow updates)

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    When he was little, he’d dreamed of being an astronaut, of going to space, like every kid did.

    Space was fun, exploratory.

    Or it was supposed to be.

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    Tommy DID NOT ask to be space adopted and is going to make that everyone’s problem.

    yet another sbi fic in which tommy is just a feral little guy.

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    "Wha-"

    "Shhh, tommy i want you to stay right there and don't make a sound ok" sam asked in a soft voice. Tommy only nodded his head and curled the cover over him more.

    Sam then stood up and guarded tommy. He wouldn't let whatever was outside this cell hurt or take tommy away from him

    not now not ever.

    Or alien sam sees baby tommy and goes mine

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    "Wow." Techno said in Common, the alien's disconcertingly human looking eyes blowing wide as they looked up at Ranboo. "Enders really are tall aren't they." They quickly tacked on the verbal emotional indicator that meant 'this is a compliment' because tone could get lost between accents or cultures. Ranboo appreciated it, as the Brawler had a very monotone manner of speech.

    But still, Ranboo felt he was going to be getting that a lot. Humans, or 'Enders' as everyone else called them, had a reputation after all.

    --------

    Or, Ranboo the ordinary human goes to work on a space craft full of a lot of quirky aliens.

    Hijinks ensue

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    Philza and his crew crashes to earth after an intense chase from Dreamons and now They're stuck on earth and a human decided to help them

    Tommy is pissed that these 'aliens' crashes into his tree, but they're just soo hopeless and can't survive on earth so he helps them get back home

    Meanwhile Jschlatt had a little 'Project' going on

    [Put This On Hold For A While For Respect Of Technoblade]

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    When Techno said ‘I’d love to see space one day’ he never meant ‘I wish aliens would kidnap me and take me off planet for eternity.’

    Human Techno is abducted by aliens, and while stubbornly deciding to survive, to live, he bonds with the equivalent of an alien baby chicken thrown into his cell by their captors.

    No one ever accounted for human pack bonding, and the lenghts they'll go to keep their pack safe.

    Or

    Bedrock Bros in space and later SBI

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    Big Man Tommyinnit. stuck in space, in a cell, all alone.

    well not alone anymore, he's got this really small adorable looking alien now! and he's in too deep, he's already sworn his life to the guy.

    Tommy picks up alien friends left and right to slowly work his way around space to survive. His hell through space does not prevent the affection that his heart still retains and he slowly begins to heal the scars that have been formed from being treated like an experiment, an animal.

    With a family forming and his protectiveness showing, he'll be ready to throttle anybody that hurts his friends (family)

    now if only he could talk to them.

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    Tommy’s translator, Clementine, needs changed out…
    Like hell Tommy will let anyone touch her!

    Or

    Tubbo wants to change Tommy’s translator into an ear piece and Ranboo and Techno are just concerned for the blondes sanity

    Or

    Phil [and Wilbur at first] is just fucking tired of this shit and the old man learns that Tommy isn’t as threatening as he seems

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    Read the previous storys in the series for context!

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    Tommy had always dreamed of going to space. He'd imagine he'd be the captain of a totally poggers spaceship, and Tubbo would be his co-captain, exploring wherever they wanted to go and bringing treasure back home to show their mum.
    Now that he was far from Earth, abducted by aliens, and separated from his mum and brother, he didn't think it was that cool anymore.

    It was never in Tubbo's plan to get abducted by aliens, especially with his brother and mum, but now that he's here, he's going to make do with what he has and get them all back home. Just as soon as he finds them. How hard can it be?

    Kristin didn't think it was possible to feel so much insane rage, but then a bunch of aliens kidnapped her and her boys. Now she's going to rip out the throat of anyone that stands in her way. She'll find her boys, no matter what it takes. Vengeance, thy name is Mumza.

    The SBI never thought they'd end up trying to reunite a stolen human youngling with his lost family, uncovering corruption universe-wide, and becoming family along the way.

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    Out of all the locker rooms, cold storages, execution blocks and ten thousand prison cells they could have thrown it in, they threw it in his.

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    What happens when two mischievous aliens fly a ship where they're not supposed to?

    Discontinued. Last two chapters are hiatus notice and discontinue notice.

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    He just needed to find his way to the escape-pods. No problem.

    Apparently, the universe had decided that there was a problem, because he came face to face with a pale-looking alien, bleeding from where a Dreamon had attacked them.

    or, in which Tommy gets saved by an oddly familial alien crew

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    Wilbur boards The Twitch when he’s 20.

    It’s- a jarring transition, to say the least. He’d gotten some preliminary space training, some documents saying which planet he’s from and that he’s not a criminal, et cetera et cetera- but other than that, Wilbur is basically kicked into a world of neverending galaxies, new and young and unaware of what exactly he’s supposed to be doing.

    Too young to explore the stars, too old to discover new continents, his parents and grandparents had said, and Wilbur had thought it would be his reality, too.

    And then it wasn’t.

    (3 + 1- Three times Wilbur found Tommy in his room and one time he invited him in)

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    Tommy didn't know aliens existed until they kidnapped him in the dead of night.

    His life wasn't supposed to be like this, trapped in a cage. He was supposed live a normal life with his foster mother, maybe get adopted but no. The universe decided Tommy hadn't been fucked over enough.

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    Tommyinnit and Dream are brothers in the foster system and had always admired the stars from afar together, almost wishing to be whisked away from the place they were forced to call “home”.

    They never expected that wish to come true, and when it did, well...

    They had never regretted anything more.

    But when they are saved, can they perhaps finally find somewhere to call their home? Perhaps even find people-er- aliens, that love them.

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    He felt his feet leave the ground, gravity seemingly nonexistent as his stomach lurched again, frantically fighting the unforeseen force dragging him into the air. Even though he was only hovering a couple inches off the ground, maybe a foot at most, Wilbur was terrified.

    All he could think about was the paralysing fear that was coursing through him, head pounding with added pressure as he was lifted higher and higher into the light.

     

    Or, Wilbur is abducted by aliens to be their pet.

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    a·phe·li·on

    /əˈfēlēən/

    The point in the orbit of a p̶l̶a̶n̶e̶t̶ space craft, a̶s̶t̶r̶o̶i̶d̶ star cruiser, or c̶o̶m̶e̶t̶ human at which it is furthest from t̶h̶e̶ ̶s̶u̶n̶ home

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