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    Bill is back and weirder than ever. Now he inhabits the body of a female human (It's not his fault. He would have chosen anything else if he had been given the chance. Like perhaps a rock or a bug) and is stuck living with the Pines for the time being. Stanley takes advantage of the situation to trick Bill into a deal that he definitely wants no part of (of course he once again has no choice in the matter). So being stuck unable to harm anyone and having to abide by some dumb human laws, he takes advantage of what he can, mainly by playing tricks on Stanford at every given opportunity and teaching these humans how to make better use of their time. And teaching them how not to be uncultured swine (talking to you, Sixer). Who knew being 14 years old would be so hard?
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    "But why are you a girl?" Dipper seemed on the verge of some sort of teenage meltdown.
    "I don't know. Why is your hair brown? Why are humans bi-symmetric? Why are humans fat, wet bags of meat withering under the oppressive tyranny of time and puppeteered by the arbitrary whims of natural selection? Maybe it's because humans are designed by a blind and idiotic uncaring chaos. Or perhaps someone really has it out for me. The world may never know."

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    this is a callout post @mattholt

    #you know why

    Along the way to becoming a person again, Matt acquires a Cat, a crop, a Plan, two long distance relationships, a taste for the local tabletop roleplay game, and reluctantly, friends.

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    He understands from both Stinger's words and his tone that this is a very serious invitation. It's not a casual tumble, it's something deep and meaningful, and Lucky is going to treat it with all the reverence that it deserves.

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    Following a stressful diplomatic meeting with the Galactic Council, all Padmé wants is to relax by the waterside in Naboo.

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    “So what did you mean when you said you were an old grey-haired scotsman?”
    "Might of de-aged some, but I’d like to think age is in the eyes, not the hair.”

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    Human's rely mostly on Sight, out of their five senses, but Time Lords rely mostly on Telepathy, out of their more-than-five senses. This causes the doctor to not realise the importance of appearance for humans as well as what her looks indicates about her.

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    Weyoun and Dukat experience a moment of isolation, and neither of them wants to feel alone.

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    Synthetic quintessence is slowly becoming the main energy source. In the quintants that follow the Kral Zera, the missing case of Zarkon finally hits the coalition. Their fiercest enemy is gone, frozen memories scattered throughout the void, and now Lotor is having mysterious visions. Throughout this new and brutal regime change strangling the Galra Empire, Keith struggles with fatherhood while figuring out if he wishes to become a Defender of the Universe again or stay in his position as a Blade.

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    This is a story about first times, missed opportunities, a summer fling, an agender alien named Teoravi, and an ex that ascended to god hood. Lance affectionately calls this the "long version" of his coming out story. It's pretty long, Keith warns. It only took him 23 years to figure it out.

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    Eva discovers something odd about the building she works in...
    Curiosity, need for a change and longing for something exceptional makes her engage in a strange adventure that turns out to be a one-way street into the unknown. She pursues the risky path, with lots of doubt but also an awkward excitement, revealing to herself some dark avenues of her own mind as well as new horizons of a world that she would have never believed existed.

    This is a gloomy, disturbing but beautiful story of a great escape from the real world, superhuman understanding, sensuality deep to the bone, heartbreaking and heartwarming love, bitterness fighting with hope, overcoming violent past and tormented memories, and on top, some sweet nerdiness and the burning question of artificial (???) intelligence and... beautiful, sentient, very human though sometimes quite scary robots.

    The story can be read totally without any knowledge of the lore, things are seen from the eyes of a narrator who knows nothing about it and learns all along a way.

    Welcome to my own personal mental dystopia <3 and love my babies please <3.

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    Xia never thought she would end up 31 billion lightyears away from her home planet for any reason at all.

    But with fate, comes chance, and with chance comes either failure or success. Watch Xia achieve both.

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    As a failed actor, Darkleer has to take whatever job is going.

    Working for clowns wasn't exactly what he had in mind. Gaining two demanding, vacillating quadrant partners was even less.

    Featuring illustrations from GlassesBlu!

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    Pel returns to a familiar Risian bar to pay her last respects to Jadzia Dax.

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    After a Paranoid Purists takes an shot of the bacteria that is meant to kill the New Comers he creates something truly devastating.
    AS the days pas it becomes apparent that this crisis is far from over and staying alive is know the only goal.

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    Hundreds of years ago All Might, the last of the once great Celestial race, used his divine sword and all his power to seal the necromancer known as Father, and all his undead minions, in Unchanging Deadlands. Peace followed and All Might, and his broken sword, faded into legend.

    But all peace eventually ends and, as undead hoards and monsters of nightmare crawl forth from the barren islands to the south, a group sets out from the north in search of the broken sword to once again seal the threats away. Lead by Demon Prince Todoroki and Dragon Prince Bakugou they’re the best their people have to offer, ready to lay down their lives to stem the tide of darkness.

    And then there is Izuku, a mild mannered apothecary, devoid of magic, who has never learned not to touch whispering objects of power.

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    When a strange object falls from the sky, Vani Harrison goes to investigate, and what she finds will take more than a little getting used to.
    (Very vaguely inspired by both Arrival and the Cthulhu Mythos; but mostly this is the the fault of /r/Consentacles. Thanks guys.)

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    Asine doesn't mind that he's an 'inbetweener' from two species nor the fact that he's both male and female. But his first heat is going to cause more problems than solve them at this rate if can't find something or someone to help him with it.

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    During the raid on the Galactic Hub, Keith is captured alongside Allura. Trapped amid a multitude of Galra who think Keith smells like sex and have every intention of forcibly taking what they want, Keith has to rely on the one Galra soldier who seems to want to help him. Choosing a consort through an ancient Galran rite is much better than the alternative, but it still means sex with a virtual stranger that Keith isn't sure he can trust. This is just a temporary thing until his friends can arrive to help him escape; Keith can do this. (He's really not sure he can do this.)

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    The only good thing about being accepted into a school this expensive is the sheer amount of gross sexual misconduct bullshit that the Headmaster lets them get away with.

    In other words: Mel goes to a new school, Mel's new best friend is the school slut, Mel falls in love with his new best friend, and he--

    Well. He gets fucked, like, a lot.

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    Lexi assumed the Tempest's crew was old enough not to need any more sex ed.
    ...Wrong, apparently. Scott, how the hell did you do that to yourself?

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