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    4 strangers appear on 4 different continents. To the locals, they're practically alien, with a different language, clothes, and appearances. To them, they're lost, with no idea how to get back home. And while they want to go back, fate has other plans for them.

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    5/?
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    34
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    49
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    4
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    It's Halloween night, and Alfred and Matthew are going trick-or-treating with their respective fathers, when there's a mix up and each parent accidentally takes the wrong child. Perhaps a mistake of this caliber is just what is needed to push the two single fathers together.

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    “But he is full of contradictions. Joker kills and he loves, indiscriminately. He has taken people away and given them out. But, unlike almost everyone else, he has been there. Through everything, through everyone. No one can claim that. At the very least, they could be friends and, at the very least, that should be a terrifying thought.”

    Joker has been missing, leaving Bruce uncomfortable calling cards across Gotham. Bruce, more so now than ever, is struggling with processing it all. Amidst each clue is uneasy memories, bringing up the past when he wishes to remain in blissful ignorance. Bruce can only hope there is a light at the end of the tunnel.

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    1/1
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    52
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    When Diana is sent to check on a sick Barry, she discovers his self harm wounds, and a cut that's become infected. It turns out to be more dangerous than simple bacteria, and Barry falls into a deep insanity.
    Barry is a sex oaf in chap 2-chap 11 because I was an oaf but things will change. Barry shames himself, Diana babies Barry, Barry likes Diana, Bruce suppresses, Barry goes insane, Barry is a pervert, Barry is mentally ill. Awkward Barry sexes on Diana cuz I'm gross. Rated T, M later because of self harm, mental instability, panic attacks, sex, abuse, etc adult troubles that shouldn't concern dear Hufflepuffs. (In-Progress)
    Panic!Barry Weak!Barry Sick!Barry Drooly!Barry Fluff Feeding/Burping/Bathing Sweet!Diana Wonder!Mom Daddy!Bruce Hurt/Comfort Whumpity whump BarryxDiana BarryxIris

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    13/?
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    9
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    76
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    5
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    3454
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    The first time I laid my eye on you, I knew you would be mine, and I already knew how your hole would feel like once I was inside.
    Of America's teenage fantasy and a certain fetish. America's POV.

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    1/1
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    3
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    America was practically stuffing his face with burgers, ignoring a very creepy looking Russian man with a pink scarf staring directly at him (he was hard to ignore, actually).
    "Kol kol kol kol kol kol kol kol kol kol kol kol kol~"

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    Chapters:
    10/10
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    53
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    "Do you regret it?"

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    In which the Fourth of July comes and America decides to be honest with how he feels for once.

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    1/1
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    2
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    51
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    3
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    After Alfred reveals his romantic involvement with you, Arthur gives him a lecture that leaves him ashamed of himself.

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    442
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    1/1
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    13
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    367
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    Russia has had enough of America poking into his business, China sasses England and Japan, and Canada... well, he gets self-confidence.

     

    Alternatively, a comfort fic for my favorite characters. Excluding Prussia. I don't know how to insert him.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
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    32
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    "Because...I began to realize that, despite my illusion of Independence, freedom, and consummate pop culture influence - I had always leaned on something. Science and faith, drugs and alcohol, music and money, Alfred and You: they had all been crutches for me." A chuckle, pained. "Sorry. It's just the truth."

    "Sometimes the truth hurts."

    "You're the only one I would ever trust with it...the only one I've ever...."

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    1/1
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    3
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    1
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    Ivan Braginsky has been acting odd for quite a while. Alfred and Arthur team up to become the ultimate mystery solving duo to find out exactly why. However, they discover a very dark secret. Smut, fluff, motherly behaviors, and romance follow.

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    16/?
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    27
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    1
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    260
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    From jell-o to unexplained scars the two try their best to live through this together. Even if it is one hell of a ride, the SUV is big enough.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    You just broke up with Jessie Jones after she confessed to cheating on you. Broken hearted you run to your friend Maddie, little do you know she's liked you this whole time

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    Chapters:
    4/4
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    10
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    59
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    3
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    When Spade Castle is suddenly captured by their biggest rival the Club King it's up to Arthur to escape the castle with his King. However, when said King is not as receptive to the idea as most would be, Arthur learns that it's a long and frustrating journey back to reclaim the throne.

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    Chapters:
    16/?
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    44
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    92
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    13
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    2129
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    Alfred makes a very important political call.

    Oneshot/drabble

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    42
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    Alfred uses some pretty big ole words at a World Meeting.

    Oneshot/drabble

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    3
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    78
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    4
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    744
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    Romano could see how much it hurt England to be the butt of Europe's jokes. So he finally lashes out and calls them out on their own flaws and bullshit. England is very grateful.

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    208
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    13
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    alfred edges arthur and they also sex

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    1/1
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    5
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    76
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    3
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    1876
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    Alfred and Ivan seem to get getting along too well, and that's something Matthew finds suspicious.
    This piece was inspired by the song "Redesign your Logo" by Lemon Demon.

    Language:
    English
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    3,584
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    4
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    49
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    3
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    651
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    Alfred is an asshole. Arthur is gay. This is a good mix.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    722
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    245

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