18 Works in Alexis Rose is a Badass

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    Once David's retrieved the two suitcases that carry his only remaining belongings, the driver shifts into reverse and backs away, leaving David alone with the house that has literally haunted his dreams since he was a kid.

    He’d expected it to be less imposing now. That’s what Dr. Lee had told him, during one of their last sessions at the center. Everything looks big when you’re small, right? A bunch of bricks can’t possibly be as scary as he described. Standing here now, though, David can confidently say that Hill House is just as intimidating now as it was back then — maybe even more so, now that he knows what waits for him inside. It towers over him, blocking the light from the sun and covering him in shadow. If that isn’t a metaphor for something, he doesn’t know what is.

    As he stands, frozen, the porch light begins to flicker slowly — on, off, on, off. It’s with a sharp ache in his chest that David remembers Adelina’s rule. He can hear her voice in his head saying, “Porchlight means it’s time to come home.”

    Well, he’s home.

    OR: A ghost story loosely inspired by The Haunting of Hill House.

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    Two years prior to the start of the show, an ill-advised wish leaves Alexis invisible. She now has to take care of her very confused family - especially her brother.

    Then they end up in Schitt's Creek. Might this place be the answer to her minor setback?

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    Ninety degree August days and nights don’t slip away like bottles of wine, but maybe that’s alright.

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    Twyla knows Alexis. She knows her running schedule; when she leaves Twyla’s house in the morning, what route she takes at what time of year, and when she’ll arrive at the Cafe for her morning smoothie before getting to her own work. She knows exactly how many blueberries it took to cover the taste of the greens in her Harvest Smoothies and she knows that Alexis can’t stand the taste of coconut.

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    A look at Alexis through Twyla's eyes.

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    Alexis drapes her arm around Twyla, steading herself on her best friend, and grins blearily when Ted's face appears on Twyla's phone screen. "I did it!"

    "I knew you could!" Ted's nearly giddy with joy.

    He and Twyla are wearing near-identical smiles, both of them big and bright enough to blind, and Alexis is high on those post-race endorphins, high on what she's been able to accomplish, high on watching her two favourite people talk to each other. She leans her head against Twyla's, looking at the video feed of Ted on Twyla's phone, and smiles.

    Alexis decides to run the New York City marathon. What – like it's hard?

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    Alexis is pregnant - that, or carrying a sea urchin; the truth remains to be seen. Meanwhile, there’s a surprise in the works for Johnny. Chances of David or Roland blowing it are 50/50. Also, David is not stressed. Not at all.

    Unlike the other installments in the Legacy series, this one is in two parts. I will be uploading the second part tomorrow.

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    a camping adventure gone wrong, two rich siblings who despite their unsaid (plationic, you creeps) love for each other couldn't be more different; and deeper problems await...
    (or, this is a story about a brother and sister)

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    Five times Alexis ran from grief, and one time she didn't.

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    She was the Black Widow in the field.

    The motherland came first. The mission came second. She always came last.

    OR: Alexis Rose wasn't always Alexis Rose.

    OR: The beginning of the Marvel/Schitt's Creek crossover universe I've always wanted to write. (This fic does not contain spoilers for the new Black Widow movie.)

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    The fact of the matter is that Alexis Rose hasn’t spoken with her brother at least for three months, and how could she, when she had one job and it was to become a fucking #bossbabe and she fucking blew it, like she was just about to eat the world when the fucking world spat her right out.

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    During a time of crisis, Patrick learns what it means to have David and Alexis as his family.

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    It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a girl boss in possession of two hot girlfriends and notable skill at the sport of billiards, must be in want of men to hustle out of their money.

    Even better if the girl boss' two hot girlfriends are also pool sharks.

     

    AKA: Stevie, Alexis, and Twyla make a lot of money running a hustle out of the Wobbly Elm.

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    “I have conditions,” David says, his face settling into a look of determination that’s at odds with his flushed skin and breathless voice. “And not only about limiting sexy roleplay to times when my sister isn’t in the same hotel as us.” 

    Feeling a smile tug at the corners of his mouth, Patrick gestures for David to continue. 

    “Okay. One, I am not watching any dinosaurs eat any other dinosaurs. I draw the line at watching giant lizard cannibalism.” 

    Patrick thinks he could watch David rant all day long and never get bored with the incredible variety of expressions that pass over his face. “So I don’t think it counts as cannibalism if the dinosaurs are different species. And I'm pretty sure they’re not considered lizards anymore.”

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    Alexis is doing PR for Jurassic World and is offered a free weekend trip to the park. She brings David, Patrick, and Stevie with her. Things go about as well as you'd expect.

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    David Rose got pregnant during Schitt's Creek Season 5, after episode 10 (RoadKill) and before episode 11 (Meet the Parents).

    What is everyone's reactions to it?

    Secrets would be revealing as drama happening.

    Also Rachel and Sebastien Raine would be coming back to Schitt's Creek to fight David/Patrick to get their Patrick/David back.

    Would they win?

    Would David Rose survive this drama happening in Schitt's Creek where he is in while being Pregnant?

    Well, just read this to find out!

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    Once Alexis realized that Sebastien was fucking her brother over, literally (ew) and figuratively, it was clear that she was going to have to be the one to step in and handle the situation. It was just like the time she’d had to take down a drug ring from inside a Russian palace-except the wifi was much better in New York!

    Alexis Rose assembles a team of kindhearted con-artists to protect her brother's gallery and ends up finding something special in the process.

    Schitt's Creek meets Leverage in an AU New York adventure.

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    In the slightest twist of fate, Andy Roberts does not slip into a coma before signing the contract. With $1 million under their belts the Roses leave Schitt’s Creek, desperately scrabbling for contacts and allies and people to help get them back into the swing of their old lives.

    The thing is, David was always going to be ready to snap and run at some point.

    OR

    A Road Trip AU, with all sorts of Rose adventures in between.

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    After having to bail out his sister (again!), David is short the twenty thousand dollars he needs to open Rose Apothecary. He and his business partner are off to the Hamptons for the weekend, trying to get the money back.

    And, they end up posing as fake fiancés. Yes, it’s a fake dating AU!

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    "Alexis wasn't missing. The FBI knew where she was the entire time."

    What if Alexis' connection to the FBI wasn't this brief?

    What if David got dragged into it? Could that change his life or will he always be damaged goods?

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