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“I had some friends who used to-” He’d been about to say get very needy, but Alexis’s eyes are still murder-sharp over her soft clothes. “Who needed a little extra support, when it was that time of the month,” he finishes delicately instead.
“Hmm.” Alexis looks down, picking at imaginary lint on her sweatpants. “Well, they were lucky to have you.”
“Clearly they didn’t think so,” David mutters.
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The fact of the matter is that Alexis Rose hasn’t spoken with her brother at least for three months, and how could she, when she had one job and it was to become a fucking #bossbabe and she fucking blew it, like she was just about to eat the world when the fucking world eat her and spat her right out.
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Tragedy strikes the Roses. Patrick struggles to be there for David and his family, while giving them—and himself—the freedom to mourn in their own way. A story of grief, resilience, and the healing power of love.
Warning for Major Character Death.
This work is complete.
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Alexis and Ted haven't been back together for a long time, but here they are, in front of David and Patrick's house, about to tell them what they were up to the other night. If this doesn't go well, Alexis doesn't know how she is going to tell Moira and Johnny later.
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- Part 3 of My Heart Beats A Little Better
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but little do we know, the stars welcome him with open arms by clownkidzclub
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
20 Nov 2020
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"He couldn’t go to Patrick. He just couldn't see his face willed with pain for him. He wasn't that strong."
or,, david gets hate crimed by stevie's ex-boyfriend. he's too scared to tell anyone.
((title: this is home - cavetown))
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*runs into the fandom, late, with an arm full of headcanons*
I haven't written in literal years, but we recently binged the first five seasons of Schitt's Creek and I have way too many feelings not to write, after having read thousands of words of what you all have already written.
Chapters are entries into David's journal, starting the day he met Patrick, filling in canon and adding other events. Plan is to make it through the end of season 6.
Smut will be in separate chapters after the chapter it happened in, in case people aren't interested in that, with tags added and a warning beforehand.
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There are six months in their twenties during which David and Alexis don't speak at all.
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The Brewer-Rose Family are adding another one to the pack.
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- Part 2 of Heart to Heart
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In the months before the rug is pulled out from under his family, David is already trying to change—to be better.
During a solo attempt at detoxing in his NYC apartment, David faces the thing that he and his mother truly have most in common, and his reason for getting clean.
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“Everyone knows you can stack Draw 2 cards on other Draw 2 cards, David,” Alexis insists, repeatedly trying to shove a bright yellow card on top of the discard pile as David thwarts her attempts with an intervening hand.
“No, Alexis, the official UNO Twitter account definitely tweeted that you can’t,” David snaps back. He is both tightly wound and at the end of his rope, and though most people would generously attribute the condition to the tense circumstances of a strange dog and a snowstorm, Alexis is very aware that uptightness is simply an immutable fact of being David. Can’t live with him, can’t live without him.
“If it’s not on the box, then it doesn’t count.”
“We don’t know what’s on the box, because your dog took a bite out of it.”
Alexis looks after a puppy during a snowstorm. Written for Fic In A Box 2020.
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The following is a selection of letters from “Ask Alexis,” a column written by Alexis Rose (star of the critically panned reality show "A Little Bit Alexis") that briefly ran in Schitt’s Creek's local paper. Though it was marketed as an advice column, it evolved into an ongoing narrative about life within the confines of a small town, and is often cited as an important primary source for Anthropology students interested in learning about the numerous stresses that affect nuclear families in the modern era.
Written for Fic In A Box 2020
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“The point is, this motel is not haunted, so you have nothing to worry about. Mostly because ghosts aren’t real, but even if they were, this motel is not haunted. Right, Stevie?”
“Uh...” Three sets of Rose eyebrows were raised at Stevie.
“Right, Stevie?” David repeated incredulously.
“Well—I guess... yeah, it may be... sort of haunted.”
“What?!” David exclaimed.
“I thought you knew! I mean, what did you think kept happening to all your towels all the time?”
The Rosebud Motel is haunted, and that's bad for business, so something must be done.
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Patrick takes David home with him for Thanksgiving.
Patrick coming out.
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Some members of the Brewer-Rose family find out about the new addition, Vinchy the kitten.
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- Part 2 of Veni Vidi Vinchy
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Schitt's Creek Flufftoberfest 2020 Podbook by Amanita_Fierce, carboncopies, DelilahMcMuffin, eafay70, Elswherefumbling, fairmanor, GoLBPodfics (GodOfLaundryBaskets), hullomoon, Jet_pods (Jetainia), petrodobreva, read by (bluedreaming), RevolutionaryJo, RhetoricalQuestions, sunlightsymphony
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
03 Nov 2020
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A compilation of podfics published to the collection "Schitt's Creek Flufftoberfest: Fall Into A Pod of Fluff."
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Another Moment That Could’ve Been Ours by Five678Patty, Pants (Smarty_Pants)
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
01 Nov 2020
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What if Patrick never mustered the courage to ask David out on his birthday? What then happens if nearly four months later, at Halloween, both Rachel and one of David’s exes roll into town? Fake Boyfriends, that’s what.
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“Okay, David, can I be, like, kind of harsh and real with you for a sec?” Alexis asked, waving her wrists around, her jewelry clinking. David rolled his eyes, nodding, and clicked the “9” button on the wall. “It’s been a year, you’re 36, and not over one person. Do you know how weird it is when I explain to people that we can’t say a handful of words around you because you’ll break into a panic attack?”
The elevator stopped at floor 2 and a middle aged couple stepped in. Alexis hushed her voice, now squished against her brother.
The doors opened again at 4 and the couple stepped out. Alexis raised her voice again.
“Just get over it, if you change your mindset about it and stop being so sensitive with every single reminder, then maybe you won’t spend the rest of your life sulking over one guy.” She smiled at him, moving her arm out to rub his arm comfortingly. She spoke softly now, “Babe, you have one of the most successful ‘general stores’ in the world! If you wanted, you could have the entire world bow down to you, but one person, one memory is holding you back.” -
creepy, kooky, mysterious, and spooky (and altogether ooky) by samwhambam
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
31 Oct 2020
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A collection of October/Halloween inspired ficlets!
Don't know how many there will be, but will update throughout October.
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Alexis has been back in Schitt's Creek and living with David and Patrick for about a month, and her brothers love having her there. She is definitely happier now that she isn't all alone in New York, but once in a while, she thinks about her future, and the uncertainty gets to her.
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- Part 2 of My Heart Beats A Little Better
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It’s the Great Pumpkin, David Rose!