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    When the door opened, it was not the short, brown-haired bob and dark eyes of his mother that Patrick was greeted with. He had to crane his neck to look up a little higher, taking in the black sweater with two Dobermans printed like guard dogs on a broad chest that led into a very masculine face. The man who opened the door to Marcy and Clint Brewer’s home looked beyond unimpressed as he took Patrick in, from his boots and duffle up to the navy toque, landing on his face. With an impressive eyebrow and crooked, very mocking smile on his lips, he made Patrick remember exactly who would ever wield their eyebrows threateningly in the face of lunacy.

     

     

    “David?”

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    Patrick comes back home to Schitt's Creek after having launched a successful music career years before after his dad has an accident. He's shocked to see his old friend David is also in town, but it's not all fond memories.

    Between the changes in their hometown to the reminders that their friendship imploded years before, there's a sense of tense truce that circles around the pair as they figure out how to survive the holidays in the same town for the first time in 21 years.

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    “Do you even know who I am?” He grabs onto some sort of metal pole. He feels like he might throw up. That would be very unfortunate given the lack of proper disposal methods.

    Of course they know who he is. The number of times Alexis has been kidnapped and ransomed, the Rose name a veritable honeypot for unscrupulous arseholes wanting a slice of the action.

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    Kidnapped!David and Patrick fic.

    Now complete!!

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    Johnny and Moira want another child.

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    Five holidays that David and Patrick spend with family and one that they finally get to spend with just each other (wink, wink)

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    "What does your dad think is happening on Thursday?"
    "It’s Thanksgiving, and he’s making us do a group Zoom call since we can’t be together."
    "Thanksgiving is in October."
    "American Thanksgiving is in three days."
    "Oh."
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    The Rose-Budd-Brewer family prepares to celebrate American Thanksgiving. Hurray for the pumpkin pie!

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    the heating system goes out at the motel during the night and the roses are forced to share blankets and conversation.

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    In which the Rose family fails to apologize, and David forgives them anyway.

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    Their parents were returning to their previous ways, with a new twist - the annual Christmas parties were always hosted this time by either Alexis or in Schitt’s Creek. This year it was David and Patrick’s, alongside a reluctant Stevie and far-too-excited Rolland, turn to host. What’s more, Johnny wanted to invite his whole family to celebrate the renovation of the Elmdale Rosebud. David got to hear all of this filtered through a chatty and relieved-it-wasn’t-her Alexis. His anxiety spiked but Patrick would be able to help. He was going to be fine.

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    Dejected by the prospect of a solo Christmas, Alexis heads to the Galapagos with a friend for their vlogs, reuniting with Ted. Told mostly in script format. (Think The Lizzie Bennet Diaries meets Schitt's Creek.) Includes cameos by way of adverts!

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    Once David's retrieved the two suitcases that carry his only remaining belongings, the driver shifts into reverse and backs away, leaving David alone with the house that has literally haunted his dreams since he was a kid.

    He’d expected it to be less imposing now. That’s what Dr. Lee had told him, during one of their last sessions at the center. Everything looks big when you’re small, right? A bunch of bricks can’t possibly be as scary as he described. Standing here now, though, David can confidently say that Hill House is just as intimidating now as it was back then — maybe even more so, now that he knows what waits for him inside. It towers over him, blocking the light from the sun and covering him in shadow. If that isn’t a metaphor for something, he doesn’t know what is.

    As he stands, frozen, the porch light begins to flicker slowly — on, off, on, off. It’s with a sharp ache in his chest that David remembers Adelina’s rule. He can hear her voice in his head saying, “Porchlight means it’s time to come home.”

    Well, he’s home.

    OR: A ghost story loosely inspired by The Haunting of Hill House.

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    A nuanced exploration of where the Rose's minds were throughout season one.

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    David and Patrick celebrate their first, twentieth, and fiftieth anniversaries - once with family, twice just for two.

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    Alexis is pregnant - that, or carrying a sea urchin; the truth remains to be seen. Meanwhile, there’s a surprise in the works for Johnny. Chances of David or Roland blowing it are 50/50. Also, David is not stressed. Not at all.

    Unlike the other installments in the Legacy series, this one is in two parts. I will be uploading the second part tomorrow.

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    With Alexis longing for Ted and David considering his future with Patrick after a barbecue gone wrong, they indulge in a classic and have a conversation about the nature of perfection.

    Companion to "Just What You Did" earlier in this series, but not necessary to have read.

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    When their grandparents pass away, David and Alexis must grapple with their very different grief processes.

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    Assorted times in which David and Alexis came to one another's rescue; takes place before, during and after the series.

    CW: Some allusions to trauma, though nothing graphic.

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    “I have everything I need right here,” Twyla says, and something very fond stirs in Alexis’s chest. “I don’t need to wish for anything else. But you… You have big dreams, Alexis, and… If anyone deserves to have their wishes come true, it’s you. I want you to have it.”

    OR: When her family's past stands in the way of a career opportunity, Alexis makes a wish that completely upends their lives all over again... but is it really what she wants?

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    Ian and Mickey just wanted their Canadian road trip to go off without a hitch. They planned for it, saved, bought a car for it - hell, they deserved it. So imagine their surprise when 3 days in, their jeep breaks down in a podunk town called Schitt’s Creek, and they’re stuck there until the car gets fixed. Fucking wonderful.
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    Schitt’s Creek isn't a bustling tourist town, everyone knows this. Still, the residents have their fair share of interesting visitors from time to time. They know how to be hospitable. So when the newest young married couple found their way to town, all were ready to welcome them, the Schitt way.

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    “The point is, this motel is not haunted, so you have nothing to worry about. Mostly because ghosts aren’t real, but even if they were, this motel is not haunted. Right, Stevie?”

    “Uh...” Three sets of Rose eyebrows were raised at Stevie.

    “Right, Stevie?” David repeated incredulously.

    “Well—I guess... yeah, it may be... sort of haunted.”

    “What?!” David exclaimed.

    “I thought you knew! I mean, what did you think kept happening to all your towels all the time?”

    The Rosebud Motel is haunted, and that's bad for business, so something must be done.

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    John decides to observe the Jewish High Holidays for the first time in a long while. Since part of the process is making amends to those he has wronged, he makes a list of people he needs to apologize to. But things don’t go quite as he planned.

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