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    When Alex's running-mate doesn't show up to the political rally, he's horrified. Just when he thinks it's all over, just when Wilbur Soot seems to well and truly have him bent over and fucked up the ass - figuratively speaking, of course - somebody else DOES show up, and suddenly things start to change.

    A long, detailed story - mostly through the eyes of Alex Quackity - of essentially the entirety of the SMP in regards to his lore, with a heavy emphasis on his relationship with Schlatt, from the moment he first meets him and everything that happens there after. A retelling through my eyes, with more of a semi-real-world spin on it. This is going to be a very long fic, so it feels difficult to briefly sum it up - please take a look at the very first 'chapter' for a more detailed introduction and proper warnings!

    TLDR; Alex meets Schlatt and his whole world changes. Canon-compliant, realistic spin-on-it of their entire relationship :]

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    I swear the title will make sense once you read it

    We all know Schlatt2020 won the L'manberg election. But what if, instead, it was SWAG2020?

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    you shouldn't have trust him. or anyone, for that matter.

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    This is the story of a man who lost everything to his ambition. He, like Icarus, was fated to fall into the depths of the ocean, unable to make his dreams come true.

    Where Quackity builds Las Nevadas in hopes of forgetting his past, only for it to come back at him.

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    Fire can be either extremely helpful or extremely harmful, depending on the person using it. In this case, Wilbur is able to find a way to make his blazing passion both, much to Schlatt’s displeasure. When Wilbur’s simple taunting of the king of methamphetamine distribution turns into a battle of insults, wits and corpses, will Schlatt be able to keep to keep his vision focused?

    Or, more importantly, will the two be able to stop a lover and a brother from becoming victims of this twisted play?

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    Schlatt and Wilbur are both drug lords in their own right. One prefers tailored waistcoats and the other favours falling apart jumpers. Will their dance of death be so literal? Or will it be a funeral for pride?

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    Quackity had known one thing from the start of this nightmare. He had two younger omegas who depended on him and he was not going to let them become victims in this new world order. So far, he's accomplished that. It only takes one mistake. How long will Quackity pay for that mistake?

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    44/?
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    Featuring lots of head-cannons, family aus and other world building stories. All set in the same universe. All under 1000 words each.

    Still adding new stories!

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    “I want to strangle you,” Karl says, and that, finally, gives you pause, because it sounds just so earnest, like his words against your ear as he told you he wanted to marry you. “I have never wanted to kill you more, and believe me, I’ve wanted to.”
    You love him, and that’s your curse. You love him blindly, truthfully, and you hate him in equal amounts, and that’s your curse. That’s the knife buried into your heart; that’s the guillotine coming for your neck.

    Sapnap is dead, so Karl and Quackity brawl it out, old-fashioned style.

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    Tommy thought that his life would be much better after becoming independent..

    what a pity..

    his life will never be the same again

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    How does one handle finding out they are surrounded by Gods in disguise?
    How does one even identify who is and who isn't a God?
    How do you even ask someone if they are a God disguised as a human?

    Well, come and follow Quackity, Tommy, and Captain Puffy as they try to navigate this game of 'Whose who?', while also dealing with the after effects of the Manberg VS Pogtopia war and the loss of Wilbur, or is he truly gone?

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    I'm sorry I'm not good with summary writing, but please give this a read if this tickles your interest, I've been working on this AU for a while, lol, anyways cheers, hope you enjoy! :D
    Also title is a WIP

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    “Techie, how bout a game of Russian roulette, hm?” Dream spins the revolver as he walks around the museum floor, breaking the glass meant to conserve artifacts but never taking the items inside the glass. He doesn’t need to. 

    Techno uncrosses his legs, sliding off of the counter leaving the book behind. The hybrid takes slow, calculated steps towards the trigger happy blond; flicking his braid off of his shoulder. “Okay. Any rules you want to add in particular?” He reached his hand out for the gun, which Dream gave him happily. 

    “Best three out of five?” Dream steps back, crossing his arms over his chest. “You know the rules. Aim for the head. If they die, that’s a loss.” He shrugged, “and if they don’t, that’s a dub. Simple as that.”

    ----

    or, Florida is a scary place.

    (CHAPTERS ARE BEING REORGANIZED! SO FAR CHAPTER 7 HAS BEEN REDONE)

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    Just getting ready for Kinktober <3

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    Thirty-seven years in that room. Thirty-seven years of staring at empty chairs at a long table, waiting for the party guests that would never show. Thirty-seven years of trying to blow out a birthday candle that refuses to stop flickering and will never just plunge him into darkness like he wants.

    Or, Schlatt comes back.
    (Special thanks to Noah, Karl, & Xero for helping me write some scenes!!)

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    Sometimes your wolf knows better than you do. Unfortunately it takes some people a lot longer to realize this. Trying to fight what your wolf believes is ultimately fighting yourself. In the meanwhile there's unnecessary war and subterfuge and choices must be made for the good of the pack. It's life and death, and sometimes you just need to loose yourself to the wolf while under the stars.

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    When Quackity runs away from his abusive boyfriend, the first person he thinks to go to is Technoblade.

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    Technoblade has lived a life of blood since the bombs fell, living in the farthest and most radiated area of Essempi. She is used to fighting for food, whatever water her superiors can spare, and the barest amount of space. Then the Queen and the Princess Consort take her for their wife.
    Soon enough, royal life becomes tough, and after the wedding, Technoblade contacts an anarchist group calling themselves the Syndicate.
    Life becomes a rollercoaster after that.
    --
    Or, the author grabbed gladiators, gore, six the musical, femme sbi, fallout 4, fae, and ghost pirates and shoved them in the mixing bowl.

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    When Prince Alexis, hears of a new ‘beast’ down in the dungeons he goes to investigate, only finding a piglin named Technoblade.

    The piglin wants to escape the castle, and Alexis does as well.

    (Techno and Quackity become friends then escape and finally fuck)

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    The first time he said it was between sneaking glances, unfamiliar smiles, and adoring comments.

    The second time he said it was between breathless kisses, hands roaming his body, peeling layer after layer of clothing off of him in one of the secluded rooms of a gala.

    The third time he said it was between trees, in caves, and in a secluded bedroom, far away from his husband who never could've known this was what he was doing with his free time.

    The fourth and fifth time he said it was between moving boxes, playful jokes, and monster cans.

    The sixth time he said it was as a precaution.

    The seventh time he said it wasn't expected.

    The eighth time he said it was a surprise to all parties involved.

    --or--

    Quackity has said 'I love you' to so many people in his life. Were they all worth it?

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    Pity. He wasn’t angry anymore, whatever Tommy saw in Schlatt was pitiable.

    Schlatt’s stomach churned, but he didn’t move. He knew that was the correct emotion. He’d seen it in Quackity’s face too. The only reason he was safe here, instead of living in a dirt hut in a random forest. Or…

    Or, the one where Schlatt's redemption arc is impeded by the fact he was abused by Wilbur and no one believes him.

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    TommyInnit is a businessman, specifically the owner, founder and CEO of Big Innit Incorporated. At the ripe age of sixteen, being so successful leads to his fair share of enemies, some unknown friends, unknown family and some who are just plain evil.

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