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    Troy and Abed take their first film to a film festival.

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    4,687
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    65
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    Sometimes, Ryan Seacrest impersonators just aren't enough.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,504
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    347
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    Everyone has different threads that bind them to people in their lives. Upon first meeting someone, a specifically colored thread appears between the two people, tightens/solidifies, and glows. Once it has, then it fades. The threads can be walked through by those not affected, but those who are, are frozen, unable to move or speak.

    Colors And Meanings of Threads:
    Gold- Soulmate/Destiny
    Red- Parent
    Turquoise- Acquaintance
    Black- Friend
    Purple- Love Interest
    Orange- Enemy
    Silver- Sexual Chemistry
    Blue- Dangerous (Physically/Spiritually/Mentally, etc.)
    Green- Family
    White- Child

    Jeff spent most of his 20’s and the beginning of his 30’s chasing every woman who caused a silver thread to manifest from his chest to their own, knowing that meant the sex with them would be good. And the absence of a gold or purple thread—or blue—meant that neither of them expected anything more. And things were going perfectly until he met... her.
    Annie Edison.
    The only woman in the world who was a gold, black, silver, and purple thread.
    What. The. Hell?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    61,408
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    91
    Kudos:
    104
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    3221
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    This is Halloween. France is quarantined. I’m bored and had rum. Asked for the Discord folks to give me a horror prompt. CeleryLapel gave me this idea. So here it is. Enjoy. It’s honestly a lot of nonsense, don’t take it seriously.
    Okay, actual summary now: What if there was a serial killer during the great Pillows & Blanket battle of Greendale?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,522
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    56
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    The Halloween Fic of all Halloween Fic

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,370
    Chapters:
    31/31
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    19
    Hits:
    145
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    A re-imagined telling of Dan Harmon’s Community in which Rich agrees to go out with Annie back in season 2.
    READ AUTHOR’S NOTES BEFORE AND AFTER CHAPTERS FOR ANY TRIGGER WARNINGS/ SAFE SUMMARIES.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    67,358
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    102
    Kudos:
    175
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    3623
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    The Greendale Seven host an intervention to address the Jeff and Annie of it all.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,059
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    109
    Kudos:
    196
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    2911
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    “You have really nice hands,” Abed mused, grabbing Jeff’s hand and inspecting it in his own. “I don’t think I’ve ever said anything about it, but I like them a lot.”

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,246
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    74
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    765
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    In an alternate world where Chang was arrested after the study group overthrew his tyrannical rule over Greendale, Jeff finds out Star Burns survived his supposed death while City College Dean Spreck plans to destroy the school.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    469
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    95
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    [DISCONTINUED]

    You are a freshman music major at Greendale hoping to get your GPA up (and perhaps even earn a scholarship) so that you can make it into your dream school— Julliard. You think it might be extra impressive to take some harder courses, landing you in Professor Ian Duncan's Psychology 101 class. Hijinks ensue!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,004
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    500
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    An alternate ending to the S2 episode 'Early 21st Century Romanticism', where Troy figures out who he really wanted to take to the Valentine's Day Dance. (Plus a happier ending for Mariah the librarian, featuring a certain movie-obsessed coat check girl.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    661
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    101
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    673
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    You’re a new student starting at Greendale community college, in hopes to better understand yourself you enroll into a psych 101 class. The teacher, Professor Duncan offers to act as your therapist but it becomes more than that as time progresses.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,284
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    407
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    Annie's sewing project has gone missing. Now it's up to detectives Troy and Abed to find this thing she calls "catdog."

    Written for the Unstable Universes Podcast.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,359
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    139
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    This is a continuation of the series, “Everything is Better the Second Time Around.”

    If Annie Edison had a child before she entered Greendale and how this situation might have shaped her and Jeff’s relationship.

    Part Three begins at the close of Season Two.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    169,165
    Chapters:
    34/34
    Comments:
    413
    Kudos:
    368
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    13340
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    "Britta learned a long time ago not to force scorched earth to grow moss."

    A stranger walks into the bar one night, and how could Britta know they'd have so much in common?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,112
    Chapters:
    7/9
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    727
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    Britta has an unplanned encounter with Star-Burns

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,632
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    29
    Hits:
    401
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    Jeff Winger is a hit man for hire known for being cold and effective. When a man named Stephan Spreck hires him to kill five thorns in his side, he doesn't think twice.
    Or
    Jeff embraces his dark side and the rest of the group tries to do the right thing.
    AU Greendale is a multibillion-dollar company

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,665
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    49
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1028
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    Annie returns home to Greendale with news about Troy. As per usual in Greendale, chaos ensues.

    SORRRY GUYS I ACCIDENTALLY UPLOADED THE WRONG CHAPTER AND WHEN I TRIED TO DELETE IT I ACCIDENTALLY DELETED THE WHOLE WORK BUT I HAVE A DRAFT SAVED IM GOING TO RE UPLOAD IT AS SOON AS POSSIBLE! FORGIVE THE BAD GRAMMAR IM JUST UPLOADING THE ROUGH DRAFTS I'LL RE EDIT LATER!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    22,942
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    39
    Kudos:
    68
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1956
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    In which the folks from Greendale are in the Kickpuncher fandom and it causes about as much trouble as you'd expect.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    84
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    53
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1137
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    Jeff Winger thinks he's found the Ultimate Blowoff Class: Psychics 101 with Professor Shawn Spencer.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,004
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    126
    Bookmarks:
    36
    Hits:
    1592

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