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    So what do you get a Host with too much money plus firing too many interns that he is short-staffed for his World Tour? Well, that equals him keeping his newest assistant Noah Sterecra on board, of course, he is oddly efficient and knows the ropes around enough to not get killed.

    Why is Noah putting up with the host in devil skin bullshit? The Pay. He would have left long ago if it wasn’t for that nice check that rolls into his bank account and for that he can bullshit his way through this god awful show and boss. He supposes it helps that his boyfriend got roped into this, at least he doesn’t have to suffer alone.

    He may have to wrestle with animals, the contestants, staff, and host, but at least it’s gonna be hilarious since he’s on the other side of it all.

    Assistant Noah!

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    On the way to the plane from Total Drama World Tour, a bus with it's contestants and hosts crashes in the middle of the forest, which is only a start of a new way of life. A life that is about survival, at any cost.

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    “You’re… Noah, right? What was it called… Total Drama!”

    Yeah, Noah loved being reminded of his time spent in a waking nightmare filled with everything from bed bugs to food poisoning to OSHA violations to threats of death and frequent near-fatal experiences. “Yep.”

    “Man, that show looked nuts. Sorry you went through all that.”

    “Funny, most people tell me they’re jealous.”

    “Nah, I’ve seen enough of that show to know that some of those stunts the host pulled weren’t fake. It must’ve been awful. But hey, you got through it!”

    “Physically speaking, yes.”

    He gave him a sympathetic smile before grabbing the smoothies. “Have a nice day, man!” The bell chimed as he left the building.

    “I doubt it.”

    ——

    It seems like no matter what Noah did, Total Drama and the things that came with it were always going to come back to haunt him, including a certain Spanish man and news of a new season.

    Or: Noah is a student working at a smoothie shop, and shit starts getting weird when Alejandro shows up.

    (Characters, relationships, and tags will be added once they’re included.)

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    after filming episode 3 of the ridonculous race in Paris, Noah receives a suspicious message from an unknown number

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    Alejandro always goes to a hair salon to get his haircut. Noah offers to cut his hair to save him money. Alejandro is beyond anxious about it.

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    He's tall. He's tan. He's young, he's handsome- and he's about to make the first in a series of several decisions that will lead to his downfall.
    But in the end, it's absolutely worth it.
    A comedic romance look behind the scenes of World Tour, told from Alejandro's Pov.

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    Gwen knows a lot of things about Courtney Fleckman. She's annoyingly bossy, she's annoyingly pretty, and most importantly, she's her totally platonic guy-best-friend's girlfriend. But when the final season of the world's worst game show forces them closer than ever before, will Gwen lose herself and the million to feelings she never wanted to have? Find out the answers to this question and more on Embarrassing, Stupid Decisions!

    A romantic drama look behind the scenes of World Tour, told from Gwen's perspective.

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    Duncan shows up on the first day of Total Drama All-Stars determined to put the past behind him. He fails spectacularly.

    Exploring the Duncan-Mike-Zoey love triangle. (Maybe not how you'd expect.)

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    The campers of Total Drama Legacy are back, and this time, they're going around the world! With two new contestants joining their ranks and Owen, Heather, and Cameron chaperoning them, they're in for an unforgettable experience. Just like last time, they'll compete in challenges and get eliminated one by one, and in the end, one of these campers will receive a million dollars.

    Who will rise? Who will fall? And why is this new "Raquel" girl acting like such a jerk? Find out on TOTAL! DRAMA! WORLDWIDE!

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    The contestants in TDROTI and TDPI mix together, and they're all different!
    (Set before World Tour)

    Not the typical role/personality swap au, just taking part of others personality and mix with the original.
    Some more like the person they swap, while some still like themselves, and some just like a brand new person. It all depends on my preference so…OOC warning?
    Also Mike's don't have multiple personalities, the alters appear as his family

    It's just a random product of my brain, I'll try to keep writing

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    Alastair McLean is the only child of Chris McLean, not that anyone really knows that he exists as he's been kept out of the spotlight his entire life. After a little prank, Alastair joins 22 other teens on Total Drama Island. Will he be able to survive the craziness of the island and the other contestants? Or will he wish he had just stayed home.

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    Courtney becomes friends with the weird girl who eats lunch in the theatre, and slowly learns what it’s like to be loved.

    Or, an OOC Gwourtney fic based on the five love languages that I started two weeks ago and forgot to finish

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    Jacob Duncan meets a familiar face among his friends as he's released from prison. Cue downward spiral, bisexual awakening, and subsequent love/hate bullshit. Typical Alejandro Burromuerto stuff.

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    In this story you are the one who will decide the fate of one of your favorite character! Choose wisely because each decision can lead to terrible consequences...Good luck my friend ! You will need it !

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    Chris sees a fidget at the airport and buys you it because- well, just because. You are happy. Chris is happy. The end. Yep, just platonic fluff, no porn. Reader is ND and underage in this so no being creepy in the comments. I'll feed y'all some Chris/Adult!Reader soon enough.

    (P.S. I know no one asked for this but TD is my comfort show so shoosh)

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    A year has passed since Total Drama: Pahkitew Island. This time around, Chris has decided to put 18 fan favorites in yet another exciting season of Total Drama! Who will end up winning the grand prize?

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    Golden retrievers have always been attracted to black cats. At least, that's what everyone assumed. Cody rushed to Gwen's side, a feisty black cat, while his sweet puppy energy got batted away time and time again.

    So, the dog had to find a new cat to hang out with.

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    After being selected to compete in the newest season of Total Drama, Cody is ecstatic to see his friends again. However, upon arriving to the island the sixteen cast members discover the game has been completely revamped. Now, the only way to win the million dollar prize is if only one cast member remains...and the others perish. Mysteries, betrayal, tears, and most importantly - drama! Will Cody and his friends uncover the mystery of the killing game? Or will they die before they discover the truth?

    CHAPTER 1: ✅
    CHAPTER 2: ✅
    CHAPTER 3: *IN PROGRESS!*

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    30/?
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    When the Barista shortens his name on his coffee cup, Alejandro takes revenge by deliberately calling him the wrong name. Things escalate.

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    ale is small & icky. he goes to dj for a snuggle

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