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I Will Not Ask Your Forgiveness by Geekygirl24
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (Movies)
24 May 2022
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“I’m not afraid of you brat.” Grindelwald couldn’t help but snarl.
“Then come out. I already know who you are?”
“Oh really?” Grindelwald stepped out, expecting the boy to shrink back at the sight of him, only to be surprised when the teen stepped closer, the red hair catching the sunlight streaming in through the windows perfectly.
He really was going to be a stunning man.
“You’re my guardian angel.”
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Onde quer que eu vá, não te deixo não by Chiasan
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child - Thorne & Rowling
23 May 2022
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Resumo: Severo Snape ganha um presente de aniversário que vale mais como uma maldição.
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- Part 3 of Trio de Solitários que Unidos Ficarão
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When her name came from the goblet of fire, Harriet Potter thought that no one cared about her anymore. But one late night encounter might have long lasting repercussions both for her and for the entire wizarding world.
Fem!Harry x Cassius Warrington.
*Rating may change later*
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Harley Quinn's Nephew: Harry Potter by PythonSNICKERS17
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Harley Quinn (Cartoon 2019)
22 May 2022
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Nearly 12 years after the two villainesses are married, while on a job, Harley finds out that her youngest sister, Lily is dead. Not only that, but her only child, Harry, currently lives with her total shitbag of a sister, Petunia Dursley. She comes over to see her bitch of a sister and meet her nephew and doesn't like what she sees when meeting the skinny child firsthand. Not wanting her youngest sister's son to live with Petunia and her family any longer, she takes Harry back to Gotham and adopts him. Harley, along with her wife Ivy, and her friends, help raise and treat him as he should've been from the start.
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when magic and insanity meet old goats regret their decisions by Lanah_thedeadgirl
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Creepypasta - Fandom
21 May 2022
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Caeda was ten years old when Jeff and Liu moved in next door. She thought that by the next day they would be informed that she was a freak but no actually it was the exact opposite they helped her and saved her. She was the one who patched them up after they got in a fight, to comfort them when they found Luis adoption papers, to help them with their studies and bake for them. Their friendship was a short, one of barely one year when in late may-early June Jeff's and Liu's father had to go for a short one-week business trip to somewhere in the US, probably in Arizona, and that's when the entire incident happened. Caeda mourned for Lius life and Jeff's sanity every second, of every day, of every week, but now it's time that she get her reunion
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Hogwarts seems to be the breeding grounds of trouble. If something's wrong there, there's definitely a storm brewing.
Or: Merlin and Arthur become professors at Hogwarts to keep an eye on things. A story in three arcs or something.
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Harry gets a letter, and it all stems from there. Join him on his journey of Independence, Elemental Magic, New Enemies and Old Friends... and of course, Falling In Love.
(The tropeiest of trope!fics, fair warning for cheesiness, independent, overpowered, political Harry, Dumbledore Bashing for old times sake, and you know... Harry being the badass he aspired to be in canon).
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Cinco Pontos para Lufa-Lufa by Chiasan
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child - Thorne & Rowling
17 May 2022
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Resumo: Minerva planeja uma forma inusitada de realizar o desempate torneio das casas com os chefes das casas.
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- Part 2 of Trio de Solitários que Unidos Ficarão
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Love and War in Quidditch by Badass_Artist_101
Fandoms: Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (Movies)
16 May 2022
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**The Secrets Of Dumbledore Spoilers**
This is a story I thought of when I saw Dumbledore catch the snitch in the movie, so I bring it to you all along with a Spotify playlist that is great to listen to while reading.
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6eIvnW7nGJotRKy4UV3mHb?si=248f715372694ec7
FYI, I'm gonna be revising this in a bit, so enjoy the writing style atm
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A tale in three acts.
To a lot of the people in this world—to Dumbledore and Cornelius Fudge and Lucius Malfoy—this whole thing is a game of chess. Each one is playing his own game, black versus white. Are you one of their pieces—a pawn, a rook, a bishop? —or are you one of the other side’s, belonging to anyone that would stand in his way? Meanwhile, the citizens of the board they’re warring over go on about their lives, desperately hoping that the winner will just leave them be.
They’re pathetic.
But life isn’t a game of chess. You don’t hold absolute control over much of anything, simply the illusion of such.
And like it or not, not everyone wants to play by your rules.
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The headmaster with a plan. The boy who has no time for them. The girl with a destiny of her own.
Albus Dumbledore finds out the hard way that leaving a boy that has a chunk of the soul of an omnicidal maniac in his head at the mercy of an emotionally, psychologically, and physically abusive mustache has its share of ramifications. Namely, the boy turns out more than a little screwy and has absolutely no time for any of your malarkey, now nose out.
Oh, and Hermione Granger has a lovely time at Hogwarts.
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Harry Potter and the Overrated Stone by Freohr_Weohnata_Kausta
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
09 May 2022
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Harry woke up with a strange sense of deja-vu. While he knew that this had happened to him before, the Weasley pranksters made sure of it, there was usually something distinctly off about the whole thing. Harry has yet to find anything strange or unusual yet, but he believes he will. It has to be a dream, right?
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A New Life: Book 1 by TegamiBachi25
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Fate/stay night & Related Fandoms, Fate/stay night: Unlimited Blade Works (Anime 2014)
07 May 2022
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Emiya felt coldness. It was dark, slimy, and wet.
Then he heard voices. Crying... screaming, it resonated deep into his eardrums. He felt his naked body being pushed against, out against the internal wet walls.
"Molly. What should we name him?" The voice was deep and masculine. He turned his gaze up to meet the man, his father, with his flecks of fiery hair, who nestled him in his arms. His sight fell to the exhausted, sweaty lumpy woman who watched with the love only a mother could have for her newborn child who she birthed into the new world.
Both were strangers, but they knew him. They were his parents.
"Ron... Ronald Bilius Weasley."
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Shirou Emiya is reincarnated as Ron Weasley after being killed by Gilgamesh during the events of Unlimited Blade Works. He is determined to not waste this second chance in life and protect his new family no matter what.
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Five will return and one go alone by Willofhounds
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Dark Is Rising Sequence - Susan Cooper
06 May 2022
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Harrison Evans is an orphan at Saint Mary's orphanage in London. When a Marvolo Riddle comes to tell him that he's a wizard he doesn't react in the expected way. From the time he was small he was told he was a freak. Everything strange that has happened to him comes to a head on his fifteenth birthday.
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- Part 5 of Barty/Harry fics
- Part 20 of If you are looking for a happy ending this fic is not for you
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Hermione Granger just really needs to prove she's fit for combat again.
This might be harder than she initially thought.
Between a crush she long thought to be dead escaping imprisonment, fractured friendships, a body that keeps doing weird things without listening to her, and this lovely bombshell about her true parentage ---- the plan to get back on the light side's good graces by being useful again turns out to have more steps than she'd planned for.
Isn't it lucky that Draco Malfoy seems to be the only person at her side?
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In which Ministry of Magic officials are confused. "What do you mean, Harry Potter ran away from his relatives over the life of a dog? And who in Merlin's name approved his being placed with muggles in the first place?!"
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- Part 2 of Alternate Living Arrangements
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A Separation of Spheres by gravellove
Fandoms: Hannibal Extended Universe - Fandom, Hannibal Lecter Series - All Media Types, Ella Enchanted (2004), Enchanted Beasts - Fandom, HEU - Fandom, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (Movies), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 May 2022
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A year after Gellert's failed election bid, Dumbledore requests for his company. Gellert is presently engaged to Prince Charmont but Dumbledore pleads that Gellert take him back.
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Seeing through the sung lies (updated version) by spillthe_bea
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 May 2022
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Regulus Black, ex-Death Eater and now twenty years old living in a world where he couldn't save his brother.
He doesn't believe the tale people are singing about Sirius in, how he betrayed the Potters.
When hope was lost, a picture 'Moony and Padfoot, Christmas Party '76' helps him find the person who could join him in the research for the truth.or Regulus has a lot of regrets and feelings for his past actions and future but Sirius being in Azkaban won't be one of them.
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(Harry Potter x Gundam Wing Crossover) Harry is rescued at eight from his abusive family by five teen soldiers who've just won their own war. Under their tutelage, Harry comes to Hogwarts with skills the Wizarding world doesn't expect and brothers who won't let Harry go without a fight.
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We're All Mad Here by i_crave_sleep_yet_i_spit_in_its_face
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Minecraft (Video Game)
02 May 2022
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A random guy gets plopped into the body of one Harry Potter. The only problem?
He thinks he's in a video game (and his magic only helps his delusions.)
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The ritual needed a fresh cut per testing. Orion actually took his wrist in his hand and slit the palm.
"I, Lord Orion Black do call upon the Family Magicks of the Black Family," intoned the Black Lord, "Test Harrison Potter son of Charlus, and may you deem him worthy."
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- Part 7 of Tom/Harry fics