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    AU en el que Hagrid decide que es mejor que Harry se críe con Sirius y pasan de Dumbledore cuando James y Lily mueren, o básicamente Sirius y Remus se encargan de criar a Harry y son muy chaotic y muy felices como mejor pueden y que le den al resto.
    El Marauder!Crack es 99% canon en esta casa, que quede claro.

    El formato es raro pero qué le vamos a hacer.

    De mi hilo (discontinued) de twitter del 10/12/2019:
    https://twitter.com/MLl_Writer/status/1204432357912121344

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    Everything changes the summer of 5th year when a mere letter causes Harry's magic to react wildly and he finds out that Dumbledore has been controlling him and his friends a lot more than first thought. With the truth revealed to him, Harry shows everyone he isn't the Gryffindor Golden Boy everyone thinks he is and he isn't the only the one with masks.

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    Harry comes into his inheritance and finds out that not only is he a creature, he has two mates! What else for The Boy Who Lived and his crazy life? Not to mention the fact that both his mates hate him... SS/HP/LM

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    “Dawn, May 2nd of 1998. Tom Marvolo Riddle, otherly known as Lord Voldemort died, thus taking the other half of your soul with him.” Death droned out in a bored tone, “I do not make the rules, but the day he made you his Horcrux, soul-bound you as soulmates.”

    Harry blinked once, then he blinked twice before he burst into a fit of roaring laughter that brought tears to his eyes. It took him a few minutes to calm himself, wiping his eyes of excess water he sobered and stared blankly at Death, “You mean to tell me, that goddamn Tom fucking Riddle jr. is my soulmate? The same mass-murdering sociopath, who attacked an infant over a shitty prophecy that a drunk off her ass on cooking sherry, Sybill Trelawney projectile vomited into Albus Dumbledore’s ear? The same idiot Dark lord of the century, Lord bloody Voldemort?”

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    The war was lost when Harry Potter fell.
    Now after over a year of torture at the hands of Death Eaters Hermione Granger has a chance to save the world.
    By rewriting the last 18 years.

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    Descendant of the Warrior Maiden, came across a family Grimoire, she had found out to be a descendant of a Goddess. Her magic starts to pull her towards the men worthy of her soul. Her struggles to search for her men and to bond with them, a friend becomes jealous of the maidens family curse magic, while the other wishes to control and use her for his own.

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    Draco Malfoy. The Slytherin Prince. He made her blood boil.

    Harriet Potter. The Chosen One. Her name made him cringe.

    Or:

    The one in which Harriet succeeds in making a certain Malfoy shut his trap and then falls in love.

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    Harry finds out that he’s been lied to his whole life by Dumbledore but thanks to a correctly brewed heritage potion he finally learns the truth.

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    Tommy reluctantly holds out his left hand, palm up.

    She quickly puts it in his hand before forcing his fingers to curl around it, looking around with a scared tick in her eyes. She leans up on tiptoe, "Please, I need to whisper it, there are too many ears."

    LISTEN, TRUST

    His instinct has never steered him wrong before, so he leans over enough to feel her breath tickle his ear.

    "Don't deny your Instinct. It will never fail you. Burn it once you've read it. Don't tell anyone else, it's not that you can't trust them. Just as your power works for you, so too do other's powers work for them."

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    Harry spends his summer with his fugitive godfather and his former professor who is a jobless werewolf. It's probably the best summer he's ever had.

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    Playing with Dark Magic was like playing with fire, sooner or later a person got burned. Tom can’t help himself, he likes the way that the matches feel in his hands. He likes the way the smoke twirls upward, the heat, the intensity. It makes him feel alive, with its promise of power and ability to wipe the slate clean. Cleanse all the things that have ever wronged him, comfort him with the knowledge what he has gained will never be taken from him. Except his wonderful fire has finally scorched his hand and sent him to an unknown future, where it's in ruin, and the person that he thought that would never betray him... has become nothing but a snake faced monster.

     

    Harry gets more than he bargained for when the Order accidentally rescues Tom Riddle on a raid. He looks just like he has stepped out of the diary and into 1998. The smug egotistical bastard... just might be the end of them all.

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    Hadrian defeated the psychopath Voldemort just like in the books. He's now a Lord.
    His friends are not who they seem.
    He dies...or did he?
    He is the Master of the Inevitable.
    He will never die.

    Follow a betrayed 18 year old man into an alternate universe where he appears injured in front of a newly born sane version of Voldemort, who looks human... and himself.
    His 14 Year Old Self.

    Will he fool for the betrayals once again? Will he stop his past self doing the same?
    He's determined to do one thing.
    He will do all his best to stop Harry from becoming Hadrian.

    Hadrian x Tom Riddle
    Harry x Draco

    Hadrian is 18 years old and comes from the cannon universe
    Harry is 14 years old. His world is mostly cannon with some slight changes. Such as Voldemort returning as a sane human rather then a snake-man.

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    Severus finds a letter in Dumbledore's office which changes everything. He and his husband, Tom, decide to take matters into their own hands and kidnaps Harry Potter from a very abusive family. Follow along as Harry is raised by two amazing fathers, and his first year at Hogwarts.

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    Harry Potter hadn't had the best of childhoods, that much is known. However, his godfather, Sirius Black, has been staying with him at the Dursleys since his Third Year at Hogwarts. Even Remus visited from time to time. The best part? He stayed in his animagus form, which just so happened to be a big, black, terrifying dog. The previous year at Hogwarts had been hell since Umbridge had taken over the school. This year Dumbledore was back and Harry looked forward to this year without Umbridge being there to torment him, but as we all know, he's Harry Potter. Fate, it seems isn't very fond of him. Although through all the bad, it seems that fate had taken pity on the poor boy it has inflicted so much pain on and gave him something that he's been craving all his life. Love. Albeit, it does come unexpectedly. Not only that, but he also finds friendship in a person he thought had no heart, or brain, for that matter. Dudley Dursley was actually a cool bloke after all.

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    Against her better judgement and all logic Hermione has become attracted to Tom Riddle and at least one of his Horcruxes. After a series of isolating events she finds that Voldemort, his group of soul pieces come alive, and Harry Potter are the only ones in the world she can trust. Hermione must find a way to carve a place out for herself as she deals with what it means to be the pureblooded granddaughter of Gellert Grindelwald.

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    Kaneki was out walking back home to his pregnant wife and daughter when out of nowhere, a weird man with a beard kidnaps him. When he wakes, he finds himself in a strange place chained to the floor in a cage with children from 11-17 years old staring at him like a zoo animal. He just wants to go back to his family and friends again. Kaneki is not amused.

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    Harry James Potter fancies Cho Chang. He knows it. She knows it. His dead parents probably know it at this point. Then why, alone in the Room of Requirement, all he can do as they kiss is wonder how long, exactly, it's supposed to last? And more importantly, when can he leave?

    Harry James Potter was raised in a cupboard under the stairs by a couple who never so much as shook hands. Is it any wonder that his perception of what relationships are supposed to be like are thrown so incredibly out of whack? Good thing his best friend's older brother is here to be supportive, and listen, and look at him like he's human, and hang out with him outside of class, and make him laugh, and be incredibly handsome, and oh Circe please no.

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    Hello! To those of you finding this, this story is sort of rushed and I’ve decided to re write it! Please go to Always the Savior to read the updated version!

     

    Albus Dumbledore fucked up. His manipulation led to the end of the wizarding era. The Muggles have risen. They snapped wands, and used their contraptions to trap Wizards. It was nothing but a sick war game to them. Witches, and Wizards are being tortured until death takes their last breath away. Magical creatures are hunted, and slaughtered. Magic is leaving the world, and only one can stop it from happening. The boy marked by dark, and manipulated by the light. Only he can save the wizarding world from the plague known as muggles.

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    Sirius is dead and all Harry knows how to feel is anger. All Remus knows is self-pity. Minerva McGonagall only knows grief.

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    Harry was made deaf by his abusive aunt and uncle at the age of five and has over all just had a tough life. He gets refuge in the comfort of Slytherin house, his new best friend Draco Malfoy, his best friends parents, and a certain Severus Snape, who actually, might just become the family and safe haven he's always wanted.

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