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    Harry Potter has been hurt by everybody he thought he could trust. It’s about time he turned to others for help. But with both the Light and Dark hunting him down, will there be anyone willing to help him?

    The clock is ticking for our Saviour, and he needs to decide who he can trust— if he can trust anyone.

    It is time for Harry Potter to decide if he is Dumbledore’s pawn, Voldemort’s victim, or something else entirely.

    Starting in the summer before fifth year.

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    The Battle of Hogwarts turns out to have been a hollow victory. Harry discovers that he's been betrayed by the Weasley family (except the twins, Bill, and Charlie, I couldn't do that to you guys) and Dumbledore. In fact, he discovers that his is far from the only Dumbledore has messed with for his own ends. Death comes to Harry and grants him the opportunity to take with him four people of his choice and go back in time to set things right.

    I don't own any of the Harry Potter characters. Those belong to JK Rowling. That said, the woman's a bigot and a bitch.

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    and i haven't been taking my meds. so lock all the cabinets and send me to bed.

    In the glow of the oncoming war, they let themselves pretend it isn't happening.

    In the apex of it, they fall apart.

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    He should get the thought that he had a daughter out of his head. After all, he had legally given up his rights as a parent right after she was born and had handed them over to James for everyone's good, especially the little girl's. That world was torturous on muggle-borns. Biologically she might be his, but in every other way, she was James' daughter. He was happy being the vodka uncle who loved to spoil her.

    Or so he thought.

    But after the lack of a phone call, that quickly led to a turn of events he hadn't expected.

    Fem!Harry. Prequel to the Rose Stark Series.

    If you haven't read the series, no problem. This story can be a standalone read.

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    "All was not well."

    The war is over, Voldemort is dead and life moves on. At least, it should.

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    She doesn't like coming to the human world too often. It's too stale, too boring, too safe- but there is one thing she's willing to put up with it for.

    It's just her luck that she got a kid out of it.

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    "In the last twenty four hours, Draco Malfoy's life was flipped upside down. Not only was everything he'd ever known gone, but now the only person he had to rely on, hated him with every fibre in her being. Draco Malfoy was stuck in the past with none other than Hermione Jean Granger."

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    It's Merlin's second year at Hogwarts, and this time he gets to start it with his brother and a whole army of friends at his side. But will their support be enough when enemies from a past he doesn't even remember start to interfere in life at Hogwarts?

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    Harry writes a letter to Santa, which ends up in the hands of Severus Snape.

     

    This story was inspired by a plot bunny summary by Trickster32, livia6269 and TheColor9

     

    Changed the rating to E (Explicit) from Rate M out of caution. Warnings and tags will be added as the story progresses

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    Nico Di Angelo finds himself in a predicament as two alternate universes are brought into collision by fate itself.

    Here, there is no Will. There is no Percy. And there is no Nico di Angelo.

    He is now Harry Potter, and knows nothing of his identity as he is thrust into the convoluted world of witchcraft and wizardry.

    Desperate to return and unaware of the growing attention he is bringing upon himself, Nico di Angelo has a hard pill to swallow: there are devils more sinister than Lord Voldemort, and none the wiser than Dumbledore.

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    What if Harry didn't ask the Sorting Hat for not putting him in the snake house?
    What if Ron wanted to be different than his whole family?
    What if Hermione wanted to be her best?
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    What if the trio got sorted into Slytherin?
    Read and find out how a couple of small choices can change a story.

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    Everything changes on a cold night in December 1971. Izzie learned early that life isn't always fair and that telling the difference between good and evil is not as easy as it seems.

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    This is going to be a very long fic. It takes place in an magical AU and is not always canon compliant. I basically introduce a new character :)
    It will contain a lot of friendship with the marauders, a bit of romance (wolfstar, jily) and a whole lot of angst.

    Slow Build!

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    "There's a familiar metallic smell in the air, it's tangy and the very memory of it makes a ball of dread curl up tightly in her gut. It feels like she's not quite in her body, the soles of her feet itch, her head feels light and woolly, as if it's been stuffed full of cotton." - Remione time travel. Non-canon.

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    Everything changes the summer of 5th year when a mere letter causes Harry's magic to react wildly and he finds out that Dumbledore has been controlling him and his friends a lot more than first thought. With the truth revealed to him, Harry shows everyone he isn't the Gryffindor Golden Boy everyone thinks he is and he isn't the only the one with masks.

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    Harrison said leaning back on his heels, "Really? You tried to attack me?"

    The other one pulled his wand out and pointed it in Harrison's face. The ebony haired man didn't so much as flinch at the threat.

    Instead he commented dryly, "You might as well put that away. You won't be able to cast a spell here."

    "You think we can't use magic? You're just a mudblood! Do you know who I am?!"

    Harrison resisted the urge to rub his ears at the high pitched voice. He retorted, "By your appearance you're a pureblood heir. However I don't care who you think you are. You can't just attack someone in this shop. Luckily for you, your wand won't register the attempt. Otherwise I would call the aurors. I suggest you leave now."

    The other said his blue eyes narrowing, "Or what? Who do you think the aurors would beleive? A mudblood nobody or two pureblood heirs? You didn't even go to Hogwarts either. You must be a squib."

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    Harry Potter meurt au 4 privet Drive.

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    Hermione Granger always prided herself on being practical. When the Order asks if she was a virgin and offers her assistance to protect her in creating a Blood Amulet, she has another motive in picking Severus Snape to "assist" her.

    Severus Snape knows a dark secret about Hermione, but so doesn't Dumbledore and Voldemort.

    Pulled between two sides of the war, Hermione makes her choice in protecting her parents when Dumbledore refuses.

    No profit of money is made with this fic. All rights belong to J.K Rowling.

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    Dumbledore asks Harry about the goblet of fire, unleashing his hellish c a l m n e s s over Harry's teenager ass.
    Based on a comment on this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2g3xrYjreN4&lc=Ugz8JSJxcxEfaVEId0J4AaABAg

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    The Purge has been a part of Midgar's traditions for decades. Dating back to 1967, The Purge is an annual holiday in which any and all crime is legal for twelve hours.

    This story follows the tale of two lovers entwined in sin and sickness, Rufus Shinra and Primavera Machiavelli.

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    Harry James Potter and Victoria Anne Potter. The Boy Who Lived and The Girl Who Was Forgotten.

    The twins spent their first eleven years of life with the Dursley’s, believing their parents had died in an accident, and hoping they could one day get away from their aunt and uncle. Hogwarts was meant to be their new beginning, a fresh start for the brother and sister duo that had no one else to rely on but each other. But things don’t always go the way we plan, do they?

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