18 Works in Albert Burkhalter

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    DISCLAIMER: I don't own Hogan's Heroes or anything related to them in any way! Nor do I make any money from this. I'm just giving Colonel Klink a space to let out his frustrations with the ever-so-sly Colonel Hogan, all while trying to keep him in line.

    Spoiler: It never works for long! Hogan is more stubborn and headstrong than my mom and I put together, and he's got a mulish streak a few miles wide.

    Klink is fed up with Hogan and his shenanigans. He’s decided that if Hogan wants to act like a child, Klink will treat him like one! And since Hogan is the senior POW officer and therefore responsible for his men, it’s not going to be a fun time for Hogan. Let's just say he's going to enjoy sitting down a lot more, because with the amount of trouble he and his core team cause, those times will be far and few in between! :)

    Episodes will be referenced out of order. I reserve the right to blend different parts from different episodes and/or make stuff up. All German words and/or phrases will be translated in order in the notes at the beginning of each chapter. This is my first fan fiction, so please be nice!

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    When Hochstetter arrests Hogan, Klink is forced to outgrow himself. With the war reaching its peak at the beginning of 1945, and Hogan facing torture and death, Klink knows he has to become the ‘Iron Eagle’ again if he wants to save himself and the man he secretly has fallen for since the day they met. In the darkest times of the war, the only light of hope is the two men's sense of honor - and the developing love both had never thought to find in each other' arms. Slightly AU.

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    80/?
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    Hogan investigates another unit's failed mission and fears the Underground might be compromised. Further complicating matters, London sends in a new team that rejects cooperation while Hogan is stuck with an unwanted new resident. Is there enough room in District XIII for two espionage units? Can he trust Saunders? If he cannot uncover the traitor, the end result is a firing squad.

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    27/?
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    Via a file of papers found in Sg. Kinchloe's effects, a story unfolds of the time Klink refused to let the men send their letters home, ...unless they wrote them on different paper?

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    It's been a busy October, all kinds of lovely and very successful monkey business going on. So what do Hogan and the guys need to make their month complete? According to Sergeant Andrew Carter, there is only one answer. A Halloween party, obviously! Complete with costumes, songs, stories, punch and other refreshments, candy grab-bags, some fun and games. Add in a 'Top Secret - Urgent' assignment from London, a phobia-ridden defector, and an overly-friendly Major Hochstetter, and what more could they possibly ask?? Trust me, don't ask!

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    You just finished your training at the Gestapo and now they send you out to gather experience at a Stalag but things get... kinky.

    This is a story about a young girl meeting the RAF Corporal Peter Newkirk.
    She loves how he treats her, his loving and his abusive side.

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    Not everyone led a battle, bugles sounding and trumpets blaring, confident that glory and medals were their rightful due. Some served in the shadows, in the fear-drenched darkness, feeling Death's fetid breath on their necks even as they fought to put a confident smile on their face. But each served, each did their part, each in their own way.

    Four vignettes.

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    Per Andrew Carter:
    "It was Newkirk who brought up the resemblance to a circus in the first place. Well, he should know, having traveled with one during part of what he called his 'misspent youth'. And he was probably right; it certainly had a lot of the necessary parts - clowns, illusionists and a number of other performers; lots of tricks and games of skill; a little puffery and tomfoolery and misdirection; some magic elixer from a snakeoil salesman; wild animals (well, at least one - I mean, Hochstetter counts, right?), a dangerous knife act, and above all, a Ringmaster. Yep, coulda been called a circus, all right."

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    When an over-eager Gestapo officer ventures into the forest, danger threatens one of the heroes, and it takes another hero to save the day. But at what cost?

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    Hogan was annoyed; Klink was relieved; Burkhalter was intrigued. Our three protagonists take on the events of "Top Hat, White Tie and Bomb Sights."

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    Short stories 5,000 words or less. For every entry, the individual pledges to contribute to his/her charity of choice at whatever amount is best suited for the person's financial situation. Example: you choose to write 5,000 words and pledge perhaps $5 to the local animal shelter in honor of the guard dogs; or $50 to the old soldiers' / old sailors' homes. This is an ongoing event, whenever you have time in your life. Do something for yourself and do something to help others.

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    Colonel Klink was really happy about the one wedding he wasn't invited to until Hogan realized that he would like to go. Written for the SSSW 2018. Crossposted.

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    The camp is liberated, families are (mostly) reunited and added to, love is found and lost, backstories are discovered, Nimrod is revealed, and it is one hell of a complicated emotional roller coaster.

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    Chapters:
    13/?
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    Together, the men of Stalag XIII have overcome difficult times. But after General Burkhalter had ordered to clear the camp, they were separated and relocated. Now they needed to use their own unique talent and fight to return in order to keep the operation working - or Colonel Hogan had to pay the price.

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    A plot bunny I have contemplated since I was a teenager - 30 years ago. I always wondered what the scene would be when Stalag 13 fell to the Allied advance. This is what I think happened. Having just seen a rerun - it just had to come out.

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    A warning for Nimrod's safety brings the Heroes to a new wax museum in Hammelburg to protect the elusive agent, as well as try to determine the agent's identity. But there is a deeper, more sinister plot going on, putting them all in great danger.

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    Corporal Louis LeBeau is fairly new to Stalag 13 and the surly British corporal in his barracks isn't making life any pleasanter.

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