9 Works in Albany (Schitt's Creek)

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    “At the edge of town on the downhill side, beyond the abandoned railroad tracks to nowhere, past the point where the streetlights end but before the world disappears beneath a twisted canopy of oak and black willow trees, there’s a shitty little gas station motel open twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week…”

     

    An SC-themed parody of Jack Townsend’s Tales From The Gas Station (Volume 1) that got completely out of hand…or, my attempt at a horror comedy. :)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    18,152
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    11
    Hits:
    223
  2. Tags
    Summary

    a collection of spooky, spoopy, or otherwise autumnal ficlets throughout the month of october. tags, rating, and pairings will be updated throughout the month. each ficlet is a stand-alone and not intended to be a part of a continuous story.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    20,044
    Chapters:
    31/31
    Comments:
    108
    Kudos:
    79
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    2236
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    a collection of 30 f/f and f&f drabbles inspired by the Sapphic September prompt list. tags, rating, and pairings will be updated throughout the month.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,000
    Chapters:
    30/30
    Comments:
    138
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    628
  4. Tags
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    “I’m Alexis,” she points to her statement necklace. It might be silly, but she likes to treat meeting fans like meeting new friends. If it worked for hostage situations, then it can also work for Comic Con.

    Patrick wins passes to San Diego Comic Con, and takes his best friend Twyla with him. Alexis Rose, rising star of Galactic Sunrise Bay, is attending for the first time and has her eyes on a super cute cosplayer.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,653
    Chapters:
    2/4
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    49
    Kudos:
    62
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    567
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    This fic stars Albany, a junior PR Executive perennially on the verge of being fired, and perpetually mistreated by her friends Klair, Jitney and Canyon. Seemingly only good for her father's Black Card, we look a little deeper, and find there's more to her than meets the eye.

    For those unaware, Albany was portrayed by Amy Segal who gave us all of the Behind the Episode content, and recently won a Canadian Screen Award for Best wishes, warmest regards: a Schitt's Creek Farewell.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,634
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    57
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    257
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    Jake and Stevie are at Café Tropical for their weekly milkshake the night of Jocelyn's baby sprinkle. After Albany overhears Klair saying breaking news: we still fucking hate her in regards to her at The Wobbly Elm, she flees back to where they'd indulged in lunch earlier that day, meeting the two of them in the process.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,556
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    73
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    After losing everything, the Roses are forced to move to their only remaining asset, the town of Schitt's Creek. Also, the town is on the Hellmouth, and Alexis is the Slayer.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,139
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    289
  8. Tags
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    Twyla’s not sure what hurts worse, her embarrassment or her hangover.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,581
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    256
  9. Tags
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    Not much surprises Alexis these days, but Klair coming to town isn't something she ever expected, and neither is the series of events that follows.

    Set immediately after 4x10 "Baby Sprinkle"

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,062
    Chapters:
    1/3
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    143

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