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    Stiles didn't want the bite. He didn't ask for it. But then again, he also didn't ask for his best friend to be a werewolf, his best friend's girlfriend to be a werewolf hunter (in training), or his dad to have an unfortunate cholesterol count. But hey. He's nothing if not a master at dealing. And he's gonna need it because there's also kanimas, more werewolf hunters, evil Druids, Gerard Argent, other (less-friendly) werewolves, and also a history test. Awesome.

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    Peter Hale and Chris Agent are mates, Derek is their son. But Talia took Derek away from them and she also took there memories of him, and each other too. But when Peter becomes alpha he gets his memory back and is ready to find his mate and his lost pup.

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    3/?
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    Takes place starting in early season 3, where a werewolf Stiles and Erica were taken by the Alpha pack and Scott being Scott, told the sheriff everything about the supernatural world. But unfortunately for the father of Stiles Stilinski, in the midst of this, he gets a familiar visitor in the dead of night. His niece from England, 19-year old Morgan Lamontagne, shows up after deciding to take a visit to family in Beacon Hills, something his sister had neglected to tell him in their monthly phone call. Because of his lack of space, he has no choice but to ask his son's alpha Derek to house his niece through her trip to Beacon Hills, which he does. Though he was hesitant about another Stilinski, he quickly realized that nothing is as it seems in the world of the supernatural, and this Stilinski comes with her own set of ghosts and secrets.

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    A wolf howled, long and mournful. Stiles looked around, his breath coming in visible puffs on the frosty air as he searched for fur and fangs and sad eyes, but he saw only the swaying green limbs of evergreen trees in the wind. Snow started to fall and he looked up at the white sky, blinking, before he fell backwards to land softly on a familiar bed. He blinked again and the soft white of the sky solidified into his bedroom ceiling with its neon green glow in the dark stars. He watched as a nebula formed in the space between his outstretched hand and the plastic stars, mesmerized as it roiled and burned in fast forward to birth a star, a real one, right into his bedroom. The star burned white hot against his skin, so bright and painful that his nerves couldn’t compute. He twisted away desperately, crying out. A dark skinned man in the corner watched calmly as he writhed and said, “We begin in the dark, and birth is the death of us.” Stiles screamed as the fire sunk into his skin, his soul, and fell once more into the darkness.

    //

    Stiles ends up in 2004, before the Hale fire, and learns a lot about himself, life, and what it means to hold onto what you love and not let go.

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    "You trained me too well, and I listened, like you always said, 'Don't only trust your magic, always have a backup  plan."

    He then gives a two-finger salute, the sign he has trained with his pack, and before she can react, two shots are heard in the clearing. Blue blood starts spilling out of her mouth before she coughs and falls to her knees. Her eyes are wide and focused on Stiles.

    Stiles sits on his haunches in front of her, so he's on eye level with her. "It's pretty stupid that people keep underestimating me. You should've known better-" Lydia screams in the distance, and Stiles knows it's time.

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    After the warehouse disaster, Stiles finds himself surrounded by a couple of people he hadn't expected. Like at all. See how Stiles becomes more badass, starts his own pack, and finds love in unexpected places.

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    Harry despites the Wizarding world, as the dead aren't even burried yet, before they start pointing fingers and calling names. No way was he staying here, not when he didn't have anything left anyway. He wanted freedom and not have to look over his shoulder everytime he felt someone standing there.
    So, he made his way to America, where he started a while new life (kind of annoyed he's been pushed to do so by Death, as not doing this would mean the end of the world - typical)

    This used to be a from my monthly crossovers that got out of hand, so enjoy!

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    Deaton says something hurtful to Derek. He stresses over it. Stiles helps.

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    Even years later Stiles couldn't quite tell whether the Nogitsune had been a blessing or a curse.

    On one hand, it had pretty much destroyed his life as he knew it but then again, he had gained so much from it as well. A family who loved him and had missed him for so long. Where he felt he had nothing before, now he had siblings to help him when he needed it, a family that was there for him always and forever.

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    When Tim arrives in Beacon Hills, Lydia can tell that he's different.

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    14
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    If you would have told Stiles three months ago that he would be spending his summer vacation with resident Alpha Derek Hale searching for his wayward betas, he would have thought you were crazy. Yet apparently this was now his life, full of werewolves and psychotic hunters.

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    When Stiles Stilinski starts his new job at the Beacon Hills Supernatural Rehabilitation Center, he didn't expect to get attached to a traumatized, non-verbal werewolf going by the name 'Number Two' in the center's long-term residency unit.
    With the werewolf in question facing the threat of a neutralization order, Stiles finds himself doing everything he can to help his new friend... even when other people seem less than thrilled with his efforts.
    Will Stiles be able to save the werewolf? Or will old enemies come to ruin what's building between the two of them?

    Please mind the tags before reading!

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    What if the God of Souls gets called into Beacon Hills to help with the monster of the week? Come along to see how he finds his fated mates in Derek and Stiles and how they come together to overcome their traumas. ~This is set after Stiles gets possessed, so he is still recovering from it. He's in a REALLY bad shape in the beginning but his boys help him through it.

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    3/?
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    Shadow gets to meet some of the family...and one unhelpful Druid

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    In which Chris will do anything for his daughter and somehow collects his unknown son along the way.

    Also in which Stiles frightens people and makes his unknowing parents proud.

     

    Old Summary: *In which Chris will always protect his daughter.

    As always if i missed a tag let me know so i can add it.

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    When Derek is in danger of dying from blood loss, Stiles asks the Nemeton for help. Their peace doesn't last long. The Nemeton asks for a favour in return.

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    “oh no,” stiles says, and derek’s inclined to agree with him on this one.

    lying in front of them are chris and peter – only about twenty years younger than expected.

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    Stiles doesn't know what the fuck is going on. Then he does and he really wishes he didn't.

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    When Stiles had hoped for a single person to blame for everything that was happening in Beacon Hills, he hadn't meant this. But it all made sense and suddenly there was a way to fix it- at the cost of uncovering exactly what Deaton had done throughout the years.

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    Deaton's manipulations are the entire reason for everything bad that had happened in Beacon Hills and Stiles is the one to figure it all out. He's not nice- hadn't been before or since the Nogitsune- so he was going to protect the people he loved with everything he had.

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    134
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    416
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    152
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    He never thought that coming back to Beacon Hills would be the beginning of the rest of his life and not the end of it. But here he is. Coming back. With a ring on his finger and a sense of purpose he didn't even realize he'd been looking for.

    The thing is, the thing some people refuse to understand, is that he will do anything to protect his Pack.

    (aka part three of a steter slow burn in three parts because some of the best things really are worth the wait)

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