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    Agents Curt Mega and Owen Carvour have been captured after a botched mission. As they slowly begin to unravel a plot to kick the Cold War into a nuclear one, Curt must grapple with his hidden feelings for his partner.

    His love may be illegal, but—goddamn—an ass like Owen Carvour’s should be illegal, too.

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    the third installment of the Autistic Owen Carvour AU, Ashamed

    There were no monsters outside,
    no one banging on the other side of the door,
    no fire,
    no voices,
    no ringing in his ears,
    only Curt.

    Closing his eyes, he never wanted this moment to end.
    Owen was content to sleep forever, to never wake up, so long as Curt was here with him in this moment.

    He was safe.

    He was home

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    what if owen didn’t hate curt as much as he thought he did, and realized that much before it was too late? what if he decided he was going to forgive curt and find him to tell him everything?

    this picks up directly after one more shot and is basically a rewrite of the end of the show, especially staircase scene. i made them actually talk to each other!! about Everything!!! It’s a little cliche but after all they’ve been through…. they deserve that much…

    (title from smoke signals by phoebe bridgers)

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    a series of curtwen oneshots.
    some fluff, as a treat

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    Curt and Owen have a late-night chat after a mission.

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    Odd. that was what Owen was called from a young age. Odd Owen Carvour.
    he had to learn to hide
    he had to survive
    even if that meant sacrificing his happiness
    then, he met Curt. Agent Curt Mega. the strangest man he had ever met. Odd and Strange.
    they just fit
    but hiding is in Owen's blood
    and what if Curt finds out?
    what if?

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    When Curt falls for Owen, he falls hard.

    Soon enough, he's latched onto Owen like a bird on a branch. Sure, he plays it off alright. He scoffs, pushes compliments aside, dodges kisses.

    In short, he does just enough to convince Owen that he doesn't care.

    Just enough so that when it's nighttime, and Owen is asleep, and Curt jerks awake with tears in his eyes, and curls into his partner just a bit too closely, if, god forbid, Owen were to wake up, Curt would be able to convince him everything is fine.

    It's a miracle, Curt thinks in the first few months, watching Owen laugh and longing to grab his hand, but forcing himself back, because he doesn't need to look like a pansy in front of the only person to give a shit about him in years.

    It's a miracle, how you can be surrounded by people and still feel so lonely that it's almost suffocating.

     

    Or, Curt struggles to trust when he's grown used to being alone for so long.

     

    Title taken from Hold On from Bad Queers The Musical.

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    Inside, a meal sits, the same size as Owen's, but with Curt's favorites instead.

    Slowly, Curt looks up.

    "Did you-?"

    "Assume you'd forget to bring something, despite me telling you multiple times you needed to? Yes, Curt, I did. Wasn't exactly a difficult conclusion to come to."

    Slowly, Curt smiles, eyes still slightly widened. "Thank you."

    "Hm, well." You need to take better care of yourself. I worry about you. I don't want you going hungry on missions. "Someone needs to keep you humble."

     

    Or, 5 times Owen couldn't find the right words, and 1 time Curt didn't need him to.

     

    Title taken from Louder Than Words from tick, tick... BOOM!

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    Despite having equal status on paper, Owen's still older, and with age comes experience. Owen has plenty of talent and expertise in a plethora of areas Curt does not, and whenever Curt gets just a little too cocky, Owen can smoothly slip in an anecdote about being sent on a mission only 2% of agents get clearance for, and Curt gets knocked down a peg.

    However, aside from his impulsivity, recklessness, and inability to read a debriefing file before a job, there's one thing Curt excels in that Owen does not.

    Linguistics.

     

    Or, Owen fights jealousy and Curt fights RSD.

     

    Title taken from A Day In Falsettoland from Falsettos.

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    Owen closes his book, prepared to tell the newcomer they've got the wrong room, and doesn't get a word out, because all of sudden, a very pretty boy presses a finger to his lips and hisses, "Shut up!"

    Owen is caught between telling him off for being so rude and- well, he's not sure what exactly.

    Then, the boy hastily whispers, "Sorry." Owen opens to his mouth to reply, so say something along the lines of "Why the bloody fuck are you in my room, I've never seen you before, what the fuck", when the boy shushes him again. He leans his head against the door, listening intently. Then, after another moment, he turns to Owen again. "Okay! What were you saying?"

    "Um," He says eloquently. "Can I help you with someth-"

    "Right!" He exclaims. "Sorry, I probably should've lead with that. Can I hide here for a little while?"

     

    Or, a college meet-cute.

     

    Title taken from Campus by Vampire Weekend.

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    "I don't understand- The mission went great, Cynthia's happy as a clam-"

    "Yeah, mostly thanks to you, right?"

    Owen stills.

    "You're right. Everything went great, and I have no reason to be upset, so I'm not. I'm fucking peachy."

    "Love," Owen says slowly, "Cynthia and I... You know we were just joking around, right? Please tell me you realize that."

     

    Or, Owen takes a joke too far.

     

    Title taken from Average by Sushi Soucy.

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    Hannah Foster and the other survivors of Black Friday work together to survive post-canon.

    However, Hannah has more going on than what meets the eye, because ever since that fateful night, she's been hearing a second voice: the voice of General John McNamara.

    Together, the two traverse the ruins of Hatchetfield, gaining allies, losing friends, and becoming family.

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    U.N.C.L.E.'s best agents are investigating an up-and-coming tech company called Chimera, but have yet to find anything too odd.

    When they run into another agent with a lot more information and a vendetta against the company, they find that there's much more to Chimera than what meets the public eye.

    [SAF/MFUNCLE Crossover fic.]

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    The Cold War is ratcheting up, tensions between the Soviet Union and America are beginning to boil over into pseudo-warfare.

    Then the unthinkable occurs in England, a spy ring has been discovered, and they have been siphoning Allied secrets to the Soviets. MI6 does not have all the suspects, leaving the Americans unable to trust their closest allies.

    Curt bears some of the brunt of this suspicion when he is placed on babysitting duty with the infamous agent, Owen Carvour, the previous mentee of Guy Burgess, one of the members of what is being called The Cambridge Ring.

    Tensions rise between the two as they both try to prove themselves to their respective agencies.

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    Chimera? Why does that ring a faint bell?

    Curt is an entire idiot and a half when it comes to, well anything, but especially Owen. When a mission goes tits up, Curt finds himself drunk in the famous gay bar The City of Quebec in London and that's where things begin to fall apart.

    *You'd be surprised how serious this humourous little diddy gets. Just like the real thing. Tears: optional. Dress: smart casual. Spies: Forever*

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    Both Curt and Owen go missing after the mission in the Russian weapons facility. Cynthia navigates the aftermath.

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    owen's mission goes awry. luckily for him, curt lives nearby. curt patches owen up, their feelings for each other hidden behind sweet moments.

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    what if mama mega found out about curt and wasn't very sensitive about it? what if curt got a panic attack? what if owen was there?

    (i'm angsty i know)

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    "Curt’s contact was a SIS agent named Carter. Possibly Cooper, no. The name made Curt hungry for a steak when he read it…Carver, but British and spelt stupid. Carvour, that was it."

    A love story about spies told in two timelines. Once Agents Curt Mega and Owen Carvour were spies who fell in love, then Owen fell. Now not only will they spy again but they also have a second chance at love again, if they can just get past all the hurt feelings, murder, and betrayal.

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    4/20
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    What wouldst thou have with me?

    Good King of Cats, nothing but one of your nine lives.

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    Owen is one unlucky man.

    A vignette fic.

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    3/9
    Comments:
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    75
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    7
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