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    "A soldier," He tells her, "That's what you'll be. That, or you'll be dead."

    He hands her her very first knife, and that night, she clutches it close to her chest the way other girls her age might clutch a teddy bear.

    She does not want to be a soldier, she decides, but she very much does not want to be dead.

     

    Or, Tatiana struggles to leave the past in the past, while Owen and Curt try their best to help her.

     

    Title taken from Savior Complex by Phoebe Bridgers.

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    The one thing Curt can count on is this: for better or worse, in whatever twisted way he finds fitting, Owen will always have his back.

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    Curt and Tatiana are not “just” friends—their relationship is not inferior because it isn’t romantic.

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    OWEN

    That secret died the night you left me for dead.

     

    CURT closes his eyes. It seems as though he's accepting what's about to happen. Then, he shakes his head.

     

    CURT

    No.

     

    OWEN is caught off-guard.

     

    OWEN

    What?

     

    CURT

    No, Owen. I'm not going to let you go. Not without a fight.


    Or, a scene rewrite where no one dies for once.

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    tatiana finds home with the mega family

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    See how the vipers and vultures surround you?

    OR: Hermes and Persephone play a game.

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    When Curt falls for Owen, he falls hard.

    Soon enough, he's latched onto Owen like a bird on a branch. Sure, he plays it off alright. He scoffs, pushes compliments aside, dodges kisses.

    In short, he does just enough to convince Owen that he doesn't care.

    Just enough so that when it's nighttime, and Owen is asleep, and Curt jerks awake with tears in his eyes, and curls into his partner just a bit too closely, if, god forbid, Owen were to wake up, Curt would be able to convince him everything is fine.

    It's a miracle, Curt thinks in the first few months, watching Owen laugh and longing to grab his hand, but forcing himself back, because he doesn't need to look like a pansy in front of the only person to give a shit about him in years.

    It's a miracle, how you can be surrounded by people and still feel so lonely that it's almost suffocating.

     

    Or, Curt struggles to trust when he's grown used to being alone for so long.

     

    Title taken from Hold On from Bad Queers The Musical.

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    "Curt," She murmurs into the receiver.

    "Yeah," The man- Curt, how did she not recognize Curt?- says softly. "It's me. Tatiana, are you sure you're alright?"

    "I'm..."

     Is she?

    "I... Don't know."

    Curt's voice gets quieter. "Where are you right now?"

    "I am at home... I think."

    "You..." Curt trails off. When he talks again, he sounds more sure. "Can you give me an address?"

    Address. Her address.

    She knows that. She can do that.

    "Yes," She says, rattling off the address. That, at least, seems to come to her the minute she tries to remember it.

    See, something calls, desperate, I'm not completely broken.

    "Okay," Curt says, "I'm going to come over, alright?"

     

    Or, Tatiana deals with dissociating. Luckily, she's not alone.

     

    Title taken from I Will Always Think Of You from Bojack Horseman.

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    Curt looks enraged. "You think WE did this?! This has the likes of A.S.S. written all over it!"

    "You're kidding," Barb says. "We would never do this."

    "Oh, sure," Curt says, "The corrupt, violent government of instigators draw the line at arson, I'm sure."

    Barb's eyebrows furrow. "Is that... Is that what Chimera's told you about us?"

    "Well," Owen drawls, "It's pretty common knowledge, isn't it?"

     

    Or, a She-Ra AU.

     

    Title taken from Warriors, the She-Ra theme.

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    After arriving in Antarctica, our favourite spies learn some unsettling news from a familiar face.

    This is a continuation of the Spies Are Dumbasses series, you don't have to read that series first, but we recommend that you do. Enjoy :)

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    A realistic representation of what would happen if Curt tried to take down Chimera. Because let's face it, it wouldn't end well.

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    After killing his ex partner, Curt Mega reflects.

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    Sverdlovsk, 1957. Time stops and doesn’t stop, turning its slow, creaky gears as Owen falls again.

    Curt’s had this dream before. Hundreds like it. But something about this particular dream, fickle and laden with memory, doesn’t quite add up...

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    As soon as Curt opened the door, he immediately noticed that something was off. It just took him a bit too long to figure out what that was. As he wandered into the living room, he found himself face to face with Tatiana, who slapped him in the face. Hard.

     

    Set a few weeks after the end of the show.

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    Chimera were gone and he wasn't.

    Curt was gone and he wasn't.

    Or, Owen will do anything to make sure he doesn't get his revenge.

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    After Owen died, Curt had... we'll call it a rough time. He mourned, he fell apart, and then he picked himself up and starts to pull himself together again.

    Then an organization called Chimera surfaces, and suddenly Owen is alive.

    He is also in the custody of the A.S.S, and considered a danger.

    Whatever happens, just know that Curt is trying, dammit.

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    The night of Halloween, 1978, is a difficult one for our brave Marauders. After a fight gone horribly, horribly wrong, Tom, Becky, Tatiana, and Curt, with the help of a friend or two, must care for a gravely injured Duke and try their best to pick up pieces that shouldn't be broken.

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    Tatiana goes after Owen instead of Curt.

    Curt doesn't know what she will do; whether she will injure him or knock him out and bring him back, or just kill him outright.

    He sits in the small safe house, staring at the door, waiting for Tatiana to return. Waiting to hear if Owen is even alive.

    Three hours went by in silence before Tatiana finally returned.

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    Curt takes Owen back to his mother's safehouse. Owen's a madman. He's as guilty as sin. His mother's frightened.

    So is he.

    The past can't be re-written. The present just continues. The future doesn't exist.

    The Owen he knew is dead.

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    Curt had never known who his enemy, the one who would supposedly hate him more than anyone else in the world, was. And once he met his soulmate, he hoped he would never meet his greatest enemy, as only when his soulmate died would his enemy’s name appear on his wrist.

    He found Owen Carvour and slowly fell in love with him, slowly found with him all he had ever wanted. In one night, it was ripped away.

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