12 Works in Agatha Doyle

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    Off the coast of Northern California there was an island called Piffling, and on this island was a village called Piffling Vale that was very nearly a town. In this village there is a family that was not quite like the others. The Reverend, Nigel Wavering, had decided that as part of his service to God (who may or may not exist), he would adopt the children whose parents had died tragically in a hearse accident. The children were Rudyard and Antigone Funn. Rudyard used to be enjoying his life. He isn’t anymore. Eric Chapman had moved to Piffling just before the beginning of the school year, and in just three short months it had become very clear that anything Rudyard could do, Eric could do better.

    Language:
    English
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    4,705
    Chapters:
    4/15
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    14
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    When another tragic death strikes the Piffling Traveling Circus, Marlene once again finds herself in Funn Funerals. Although only there for business, her reappearance in Antigone's life sets off everything she had been trying to repress since her overly dramatic confession at the theater.
    Moment by moment she finds herself drawn to the ringmistress and can no longer hide away in the shadows of her mortuary, no matter how dearly she once desired to do so.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    50,120
    Chapters:
    30/30
    Comments:
    55
    Kudos:
    55
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    493
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    Even after thirty-five years and a shared murder investigation with Horatia, Agatha would rather let sleeping dogs lie. Unfortunately, the new Village Archivist is more the type to trip over said sleeping dogs and then boot them off a cliff.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,469
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    62
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    308
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    So far Rudyard Funn tried everything to rid himself of his rival, ranging from slander to murder. But nothing seems to make a lasting impact on Eric Chapman. However, his new job as a village archivist may have just given his old obsession some much needed new ammunition. As he gears up once more to squish Chapman right into the dirt, only one question still remains.
    What could possibly go wrong?
    Or in which Rudyard becomes the village’s premier (albeit unwitting) travel writer, Eric looks spectacular in spandex and Mayor Desmond struggles to consolidate being native to his place of birth.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,060
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    386
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    Rudyard Funn runs a funeral home in the village of Piffling Vale. It used to be the only one. It isn't any more. 
    Much like his funeral home, Rudyard is dark, gloomy, and rather depressing. Which doesn't exactly make him universally beloved. You'd think that he is rather used to that by now - but nothing if not determined, Rudyard Funn strikes into the unknown tonight. He'll grab the bull by the horn and make one last desperate attempt to win the approval of Piffling’s public.
    What could possibly go wrong?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    25,815
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    57
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    407
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    Rudyard and Antigone Funn run a funeral home in Piffling Vale. It used to be the only one. It isn’t any more. Ever since Eric Chapman arrived on the island business hasn’t been good. The Funns are down to their last wizened carrot and the proceeds for my book (Memoirs of a Funeral Mouse, available in all good bookstores) can only stretch so far… something has to be done.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,627
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    51
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    217
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    "Don't think we get those sorts of spiders on Piffling, Ms. D," the man- Eric, apparently, ooh, what a shifty name- assures her, leaning in close to inspect Rudyard like a bug under a microscope. Which, to be fair, is rather closer to the truth than Rudyard would like. "We're a fair way from Australia!"

    "You never know these days," she says sagely, leveling Rudyard with her trademarked suspicious squint. "All sorts of things stowing away aboard ferries and hot air balloons and whatnot. One never can tell what might tumble out of the cargo hold..."

    For once, Agatha, Rudyard muses, returning this strange man's gaze with an eight-eyed glower of his own. I couldn't agree more.

     

    In which Rudyard is cursed to be even more unpopular than he's accustomed to, and Chapman is a charming newcomer with a soft spot for creepy crawlies.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,197
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    47
    Kudos:
    108
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    832
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    Set after the end of season three.

    Eric and Rudyard get along just fine, even with the frequent outbursts on the latter's part. Neither of them, however, know how to repair their newly formed friendship and the fact that everyone seems to think they are more than friends does not help.

    (or formerly: five times others misunderstood Rudyard and one time Rudyard misunderstood others)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,331
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    134
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1732
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    An alternative take on "The Sweet, Sweet Taste of Death", in which Rudyard unwillingly wins the raffle, the twins get their chance to bond, and Chapman, of course, interferes.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,541
    Chapters:
    2/3
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    38
    Hits:
    314
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    Snapshots of a blossoming romance in the Dunder Mifflin Piffling Branch

    a chapyard The Office AU

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,325
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    116
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    745
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    Now available for purchase at your local bookstore or news stand, this complementary pocket book offers an insightful look into all your favourite characters from the international bestseller and Pulitzer prize winning autobiography "Memoirs of a Funeral House Mouse". Featuring tales such as "Reverend Nigel Wavering: In God We Trust, or Do We?" and "Antigone Funn: The Mystery of the Raunchy Novel".

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    28,171
    Chapters:
    11/16
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    504
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    Christmas Eve is the worst day in the year. What makes matters even worse is that Eric Chapman has invited Rudyard to his Christmas Party. And then there is the whole matter of the mistletoe.

    The obligatory Christmas/Mistletoe fanfiction every fandom needs

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,365
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    106
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1250

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