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    En algún lugar de aquel mundo de ninjas, acababa de nacer una niña que cambiara el camino de la historia que conocemos para siempre.
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    QUE RAYOS ESTA PASANDO AQUII!!!
    Un minuto había muerto en un hospital por el coronavirus y al otro estoy con una voz misteriosa diciéndome misterios de que iba a revivir y sabe que tantas mermas.
    Y ahora estoy en el cuerpo de una bebe.

    nuestro personaje renace en el naruto-verse. se quedaran a ver su historia

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    Reborn into the Naruto world, how will our heroine traverse life in a ninja village whose future she kind of remembers from anime binges in her youth?

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    44/?
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    Reader feels self conscious about her height, due to years of people making fun of her for it. But the Nyotalia nations make her feel better

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    5/?
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    Nabiki is very eager, and very nervous, for her wedding night. She knows her wife will rock her world.

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    Win's mission is to kill the tyrant, not fall for his sadistic charms.

    “Bright, we are unable to die. So I think if I were to attempt to slit your throat in the late hours of the night, the outcome would be fruitless.”

    'No matter how much I would love to...'

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    Joe is prepared for the Reaping, he thinks. He hopes. Every year it has to happen; every time it's been the same.

    But this is different. This is the first Reaping for his little brother John, and this time the rules are changed: two males can be sent into the Arena.

    Happy Hunger Games. Yeah, right.

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    When TV watching gets a little heated, Max decides to switch things up a little bit.

     

    edit: My apologies for the error near the end haha! It's been fixed! :)

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    [...] "It's alright. You'll understand soon," she said as the flames swallowed her leaving the men staring at the burnt marks on wood floor.
    "It's a flower," Albus remarked as he knelt. The old man's eyes were shimmering brightly.
    "It's an oleander," Snape whispered as her sobbed.
    "What does it mean? It surely isn't a haphazard occurrence," Dumbledore asked.
    "Subtle poison. Someone betrayed us," he answered.

    What happens when prodigy Alex Cromwell returns to Hogwarts after being MIA for 12 years?
    Will she be able to go back to being the person she was or did she lose too much in the first war?

    *** All characters and Harry Potter universe belong to J.K. Rowling except the main character( A.C). ***
    I also am publishing this on Wattpad. It's under the same name.

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    When his manager suggests he hire a professional bodyguard to enhance his security, Richie Tozier refuses. Until he meets Eddie Kaspbrak.

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    3/3
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    He was a bot. She was a human. Can I make it any more obvious?

    He was an asshole, she was a bitch. What more can I say?

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    During a house party, a guy harasses Stevie for a date much to her displeasure and frustration. Billy pretends to be her boyfriend to save her from creeps, but they consider making it a reality.

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    He could introduce an eating contest, he considered, but that would foil his ultimate goal of introducing Joseph to new and enjoyable food. The guy wouldn’t be able to savor it. He could also make it a bet, but Joseph always had a way of turning those around on him with one trick or another. Caesar sucked on his lower lip as he rinsed a batch of cannellini beans, scowling at them as he sifted through with quick fingers. He could, he thought as he transferred them into a pot of water, make it a guessing game. Joseph liked to think he was the best at guessing games; but it likely wouldn’t be so easy for him if he had no basis when it came to deducing which food was which. A giddy smile tugged at the right corner of Caesar’s lips.

    That was it.

    He’d make it a guessing game.

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    As second years of the hero course, Class 2-A did not expect what their first semester exam would entail...

    AKA: We've loved them, we've hated them, and now we're gonna make fun of them. Welcome to UA High School's Roast of Class 2-A!

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    3/?
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    Stir until sauce is thickened and clings to pasta. Turn off burner, keep stirring a few moments more, remove pan from heat entirely.

    Serve with grated cheese and basil.

    He grabbed himself a clean (ish) fork, his ratty recipe notebook, and wandered toward the living room to find something on Netflix. 

    Most nights he liked cooking. Kept the lights dim enough he could watch Pretty Boy across the way. But Thursdays and Saturdays, the windows across the way were always dark. If nothing else, Billy got work done on Thursdays and Saturdays.

     

    Billy spies on his cute neighbor, his cute neighbor doesn't know how to cook. Luckily, Billy can do something about that.

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    Chibiusa and Usagi often clashed in their opinions but loved each other more than anything in the world. Usagi was protective and loving; while also being childish sometimes. Chibiusa was clingy and bratty ; but both were strong and courageous.

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    (Y/N) is a Squad Leader in the Survey Corps, alongside Hanji and Levi. Levi and (Y/N) have known each other since starting in the Corps, being close friends, but have grown apart since (Y/N) was promoted to Squad Leader.

    But what will happen when Levi challenges (Y/N) to a sparring match in front of all the cadets?

    Any chapters marked 'S' feature some sexual content, to varying degrees.

    [I do not own any of the AoT characters]

    Warning: Swearing (lots of it) and smut.

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    Shanks guffawed across the distance between them. "Come on, Hawky-boy."

    Only Mihawk could have made the ugh in the back of his throat sound dignified.

    "What kind of nickname or insult is that supposed to be, Shanks? You sound like both a barely-weaned whelp and a drunk. How does one person, one pirate captain no less, manage both, I wonder?"

    Shanks grinned, spreading both arms wide apart, uncaring of his bared (bare) chest and the sloppy angle of his blade held nonchalantly out to one side. "I'm a man of many talents."

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    “You're literally letting Baby Peach win in Baby Park,” he mutters, but he doesn't take the Switch from Luke's hands, simply slips his own fingers under Luke's, his head still on Luke's shoulder. It looks like the most uncomfortable position anyone could ever sit in.

    “It's your fault,” Luke says, a beat too late, his eyes slowly leaving Michael's face to focus on the screen. It doesn't take Michael long to skilfully overtake Baby Peach. Luke's fingers are gently curled around Michael's, loosely enough that it doesn't seem to be bothering him as he keeps playing, but close enough that he can stroke the back of his hands from time to time.

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    When Max pushes Sam a bit too far on a case, Sam decides to teach the guy a lesson.

    I.e. Sam discovers he has a thing for seeing his husband all tied up.

    (credit in the notes!)

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    Show me cute fanart of a ship I didn’t consider before and that’s it, that’s all I need to start shipping it, one second is enough to completely change one’s life

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