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    The Armed Detective Agency is thrown into chaos when Ranpo concludes that Dazai is dating someone. The search for his significant other girlfriend begins. But does he really have a girlfriend?

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    6/6
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    29
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    “I hate this.”
    “Don’t worry, cryofreeze, I hate you too.”
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    It was Steve’s idea. “We shouldn’t stay together”, he said. “We're too big of a target all together” and “we could be safer”.

    Sadly, Steve's idea was terrible, and it involved spending an unspecified amount of time with the steering wheel thief in a decrepit cottage in England of all places. England. In a cottage. With Barnes.

    Who he didn't like. Not at all.

    Right?

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    3,102
    Chapters:
    3/12
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    33
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    1
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    Zak Hanji and Levi Ackerman had been married for 2 years now. Though people often confused as to why they were together; the bond they held was strong and they would never be torn apart.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    39
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    9
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    “Iwa-chan you... you...! You big dumb gorilla!”

    “What did you just call me?!”

    “You heard me! You’re a stupid monster, just like Godzilla!”

    “Shut the fuck up about Godzilla!”

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    32
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    3
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    278
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    Frank and his gang members are never taken by The Entity. The Legion is suffering in the real world. They left school and the town hates them. They’re cold and hungry, so they have to leave Osmond, and soon. Frank is controlling, Julie is agitated, Joey wants respect, and Susie just wants some goddamn chocolate milk.
    P.S. They may not be the only ones causing trouble in Osmond...

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    12,548
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    15
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    2
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    "The Midwest could get on your nerves because of the sheer repetition of everything and every town is so much like the others. And you did feel like you were in a cultural vacuum sometimes. All we had was bad televisions and vibrating beds --even worse-- and, ah, bad food. But it was still a lot of fun, haha. There was no sex and drugs and that... there wasn't really much sex--well, there wasn't much drugs." - Roger Taylor

     

    (Or, while on the 1977 world tour for their album A Day At The Races, the members of Queen learn a few things of interest about the American Midwest. And about themselves.)

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    Chapters:
    5/10
    Comments:
    44
    Kudos:
    66
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    1043
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    Young thinks Rush's plan was stupid. Rush disagrees.

    Series
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    554
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    6
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    40
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    Oyama Chisao suffers an email mishap, one that may jeopardize his relationship with his best friend.

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    529
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    26
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    A story about the human condition - love, acceptance, betrayal, pain, and family.

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    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    116
    Kudos:
    177
    Bookmarks:
    24
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    Steve, Tony, and Clint are hit with a de-aging spell. But instead of turning them into adorable, small children, it just turns them into younger versions of their adult selves, who are now very confused about what they are doing in this tower and who all these people are who claim to be their teammates.

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    8,659
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    154
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    1344
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    Fred gets a bad flu. John and Roger try to take care of him but are abysmal at best-- Roger burns soup and almost singes a cat and Deacy runs around with bedclothes tented over his head until Brian arrives to save the day.

    (Or, it is late summer/early fall of 1982 and after the Hot Space tour in America Freddie gets incredibly sick. It is entirely possible this sickness was the original inception of his HIV/AIDS symptoms.)

     
     

     

    Includes some swearing.

    Chapters 10 and 11 in particular include medical situations that could potentially be frightening or triggering to some readers. I will also be including some references to an abusive relationship and to drug use in later chapters, so please be warned and read responsibly.

    Language:
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    30,567
    Chapters:
    15/15
    Comments:
    50
    Kudos:
    87
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
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    Motomiya Daisuke puts himself in mortal danger, and Takaishi Takeru is left carrying the fallout. [Set during Digimon Adventure 02]

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    353
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    43
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    Them dating was not surprising. Not really. But there was something that had them reeling their heads off. Yes, them dating was not surprising. No, it was actually the fact that Miyuki Kazuya the smart ass, the shittiest person they had ever met, the guy they respected and disliked in way, was actually the affectionate type.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    75
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    Kido Shuuko gifts Hikawa Tohru a Battle Chip. Hikari Netto believes she may have feelings for Tohru, but Shuuko has other ideas.

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    1/1
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    It wasn't surprising that after the revolution, there was still tension between Androids and humans, It was to be expected that some people still were unwilling to accept Androids as a new life form. The two sides still felt some resentment toward each other, though things were beginning to calm down, and slowly society was becoming blended with Androids more and more.
    Gavin Reed, the top detective of the Detroit Police Department was assigned a new case, but he didn't expect that we would be getting a new partner.
    Who just so happened to be an Android.

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    English
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    8,247
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    231
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    Albert will do anything to meet his hero, Chef Jack. But until then, he'll have to settle for the closest person: the legendary insurgent's son, Chase.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Rua and Ruka reunite with someone from back home. The twins introduce Rua's cutie pie to Ruka's university friends. [Epilogue]

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    In which Nero is too genuine to know sarcasm.

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    954
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    101
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1010
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    Hiei whirls back around, and there’s a little bit of black fire on his fingertips as he snarls at the too-tall-too-stupid human. “I don’t need anyone to protect me, especially not you!”

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    English
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    2,007
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    1
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    17
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    119
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    NEW SUMMARY: hermione has returned to hogwarts on an accelerated course to finish her newts. Of course, this means she has to put up with the snarky potions master. War ensues. Au, maybe romance

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,479
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    61
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    2461

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