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    For a perfect royal icing, the following steps are essential: steal sugar from the pantry, and as many eggs as you can fit in your pocket. Plunder the lemon tree in the garden in the company of the moon. Gently beat the egg whites, bringing them to froth. Gradually stir in the sugar, add a squeeze of lemon. And pray that a certain hockey captain does not poke his head out of the kitchen.

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    4/8
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    6
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    This is Dex's freshman year in which he pines for Bitty, learns to be friends with the frogs, and attempts to balance life, school, hockey, and the relatively earth shattering revelation that he is in fact, into guys.

    He spends the school year hopelessly in love, supported by the other two frogs of course; but they aren't quite so happy with Dex's crush. In something that isn't a triangle, more like a misshapen pyramid, crushes and love abound. But what will happen when some secrets are revealed, vlogs discovered, shots taken, and new romances begun?

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    25/25
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    68
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    10
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    1976
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    Para un perfecto glaseado real, o royal icing, son imprescindibles los siguientes pasos: robar azúcar de la despensa, y cuantos huevos te quepan en el bolsillo. Desvalijar el limonero del jardín en compañía de la luna. Batir suavemente las claras, llevarlas a espumar. Incorporar poco a poco el azúcar, añadir un chorrito de limón. Y que cierto capitán de hockey no asome la cabeza por la cocina.

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    Español
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    19,516
    Chapters:
    4/8
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    3
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    21
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    3
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    118
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    Triumph turns to tragedy for the Samwell Men's Hockey team on the night of graduation for the Class of 2017.

    Now, 10 years later, Jack Zimmermann has a plan. To reconnect with old friends and to lift SMH back to its glory days.
    But something - or someone - may have other plans

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    1
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    “Where the fuck are all my fuzzy socks,” Lardo bellows from down the hall, footsteps stomping toward his room.

    Holster looks down at his feet, currently wrapped in one of Lardo’s most cozy pairs of socks, and preemptively winces. There’s definitely no hiding this in time.

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    1/1
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    13
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    1
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    Will would have laughed, except he didn’t think his vocal cords were working yet. What sort of Alex Rider bullshit was this? A fucking spy school?

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    11,350
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    8
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    23
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    308
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    Lardo sits up, a smile on her face. "What's the occasion?"
    Bitty shrugs. "Just, y'know. You're one of my best friends."
    She laughs and reaches for a cupcake. "Nothing to do with what happened this weekend?" 

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    1/1
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    16
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    144
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    14
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    601
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    Adam finds out on a Tuesday: Ransom has a girlfriend.

    Series
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    15
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    1
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    Jack holds up a hand, halting Holster’s outrage. “Poindexter, if you have an issue with the way a member of this team is conducting themselves, you come to me. I don’t want you starting confrontations on the ice, got it?”

    Dex gives a sharp nod. “Got it. I have an issue with the way Birkholtz is conducting himself.”

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    Dex doesn't think the accident he witnessed on the ice back in Maine affected him all that much. (Spoiler: he’s wrong.)

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    English
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    1/1
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    14
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    148
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    680
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    Sometimes, you see an opportunity and you take it -- without really thinking of the consequences.
    Luck, though, is on Ransom's side.

    7.5 minutes

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Chowder, for once, does not understand the hype. (Or maybe he does.)

    Or, Chowder gets his braces off and every else is more excited than he is.

    7 minutes.

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    1/1
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    Post-college socializing is harder to organize than Ransom expected. Fortunately, his best bro is there for him. In every way.

    6 minutes.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    4
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    3
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    For a split second, Jack regretted scoring twice in five minutes. He should have known he can't have nice things - karma is always near, to make sure to drag him down.

    Series
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    English
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    5,027
    Chapters:
    4/6
    Comments:
    38
    Kudos:
    106
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    1789
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    Sonnets about the Check Please crew. Currently featuring Zimbits, Shitty and Lardo, Holsom, Nurseydex, Dex as Captain, Jack's reaction to Kent's appearance at Epikegster, and Charmer.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    846
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    266
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    Remember that vlog where Bitty advised people not to fall in love with a straight guy? Well, some people at Samwell happened to watch it, and. Well.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
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    235
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    26
    Hits:
    969
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    Adam came home an hour and a half late.

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    Comments:
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    56
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    718
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    A 5+1 story describing how different Bitty's life might've been if he were a 6'3 Southern jock rather than a 5'6 Southern jock.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
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    133
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    853
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    Jack Zimmermann had finally gotten back on his feet after his famous overdose, but misperceptions and situations out of his control have pulled his dreams away from him and landed him in prison. The people there aren't as mean as he expects, but he still knows he doesn't belong there. But did this career-ruining mishap actually land him exactly where he needed to be?

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    English
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    18,830
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    75
    Kudos:
    125
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    1565
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    A series of one-shot stories about different ways that Jack and Bitty's friends could have found out about their relationship.

    Chapter 1: Calvin
    Chapter 2: A Totally Fineable Offense
    Chapter 3: Boyfriend

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,924
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    125
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    1078
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    Podfic (00:39:11)

    Author's Summary from unacaritafeliz:

    "Brah," says Nursey. "Oversized clothes are, like, a bazillion times better when they're borrowed. That's not even part of this debate, that's like a truth universally acknowledged."

    "It's also a truth universally acknowledged that you shouldn't take other people's clothes," Holster mutters.

    [Everyone keeps stealing Holster's clothes. He wants them back before he graduates]

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
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    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    119

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