14 Works in Adam "Holster" Birkholtz/Larissa "Lardo" Duan/Justin "Ransom" Oluransi

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    Written for Kinktober 2019, various pairings in the Haus over the years. No plot to be found. I'm not going to set up negotiation for these, but they're all practicing good communication and being safe and healthy where concerned. just enjoy the porn.
    **Warnings will be on chapters because there will simply be too many kinks to tag. Heed the notes.**

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    English
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    34,483
    Chapters:
    31/31
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    101
    Kudos:
    121
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    “You said you wanted to be surprised and swept off your feet,” she says quietly. “I couldn’t think of anything better.”

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    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    47
    Hits:
    303
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    When Lardo tells Shitty what she wants for her birthday, she prefaces it with, “Okay, before you say anything, I’ve already thought about the implications of this in the context of my identity as a queer Asian woman living in a white heterosexist patriarchy, and I want to do it anyway.”

    “Bro,” Shitty says, looking almost tearful. “That is the most beautiful fucking thing I’ve ever heard.”

    (Or: Lardo has a bucket list, and Ransom and Holster have her back.)

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    27,306
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    96
    Kudos:
    774
    Bookmarks:
    201
    Hits:
    6734
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    The line goes dead. Lardo spends half the night wondering if Shitty meant to say that. And if they’re on the same page when she says love like that.

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    English
    Words:
    3,794
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    61
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    521
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    Lardo shrugs. “Metamours gotta stick together. That’s what we’re here for right?”

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    English
    Words:
    3,348
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    53
    Hits:
    348
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    The days get longer and so does her rut. It’ll pass. It always does. Eventually.

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    English
    Words:
    3,677
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    320
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    Lardo sighs in relief when he gets up slowly to leave. Crushes aren’t permanent. They fade with time and space.

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    English
    Words:
    2,714
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    54
    Hits:
    332
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    She thinks this is how polyamory is meant to be—not a push and pull of keeping everyone equal, but a steady effort of making sure everyone is acknowledged and loved in their own ways.
    OR
    Holster gets traded to Las Vegas and life gets interesting (in the best way).

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    5,108
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    72
    Hits:
    590
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    “Holtzy gets…a little uptight before the trade deadline.” Ransom explains. “As in if he had a coral reef mode—it would be for trades.”

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    3,682
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    123
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    735
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    “Ok did anyone else hear that theme song?” Kent stares at the ceiling.
    “You get used to it,” Jack chuckles.
    Or
    The one where there's a lot of drama at the 2020 All-Star Weekend

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,847
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    130
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1294
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    Dating Lardo meant their relationship had evolved. It meant remembering who Holster was around her and vice versa. It’s retracing their steps through years of promises and maybes.

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    English
    Words:
    3,075
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    130
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    763
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    He hands her tea in the duckling mug he forgot to mail her last Christmas. He’d found it in a novelty shop in Ocean City late in August. Larissa inhales the steam harder than a toke after a long week. Justin wonders if it’s too hot; if the feeling of burning her tongue was still something that satisfied her sour moods.
    OR
    The one where Lardo shows up on Ransom's door step looking for something.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    4,708
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    161
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1107
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    Holster's feelings for Ransom are getting out of hand, and when his best friend suddenly breaks up with March, he realizes he needs to find out how Ransom feels for him once and for all. Of course, Holster's plans are ripped straight from his favorite movies. He enlists Lardo to be his fake girlfriend in an effort to make Ransom jealous.

    That's where everything goes a little crazy.

    Or, the Lardo/Ransom/Holster ot3 fic that only I and one of my friends asked for.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,969
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    56
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    546
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    Now that she has a solid three-season shutout she’s pressed close to Ransom’s warm and beautifully muscular body, and Holster looks endearingly disarmed, and, well. She knows what the Samwell D-man special is. She’s arranged hotel rooms around it. And she’d be lying if she said she hasn’t thought about it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,536
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    391
    Bookmarks:
    53
    Hits:
    2425

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