6 Works in Achewood

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    You know that thing where a dying guy passes on his MacGuffin and things get really complicated? Sadie Miller just had that trope waltz into her life. She's got a ticket to the Great Outdoor Fight--three days, three acres, three thousand men, all vying to see who is the best fighter. Can she even dream of making it to the Acres, much less survive, much less win? Only one way to find out--and all of Beach City is getting in on the game.

    Debatably* a feel-good story about personal achievement through ass-kicking. Definitely extremely profane and bloody. Technically an AU splitting off from when Peridot was in her "toilet goblin" phase. Crack fic? At points, literally.

    *Somehow autocorrected to "detestably" even though this was posted from a computer. How..?

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    Nice Pete goes to Hell. It's what he always knew it would be.

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    12
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    10
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    1
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    “Dang Ray you can’t give a kid like Philippe such as mouthwash and a condom from a men’s room vending machine for Christmas. I mean I’m used to it by now, we been friends for years, but Philippe’s still got dreams and so forth.”

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    3
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    Me and this dude Tony Gies are total knuckleheads since old times and sometimes we dick around in IRC and make up fake Achewood storylines. This one is about Ray Smuckles crash-landing on an isolated island of hunter-gatherers who have no contact with modern society.

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    1/1
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    3
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    “Dang Ray you can’t give a kid like Philippe such as mouthwash and a condom from a men’s room vending machine for Christmas. I mean I’m used to it by now, we been friends for years, but Philippe’s still got dreams and so forth.”

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    It's pretty self-explanatory. I am Darth_Hipster, and tgies is A_Female_Ass.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    675
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
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