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    Ciri has the power to teleport through space. Unfortunately for Geralt this power manifests at birth and is drawn to him, so baby Princess Cirilla keeps zapping between the Cintran court and Geralt's adventures on the Path. It's hard enough to fight off a nest of drowners without suddenly worrying about the toddler that just appeared, playing in the mud behind you.

    Recurring accidental teleporting baby acquisition AU

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    Just a place to keep all my twitter drabbles together.

    The chapter title will be a vague idea of what it's about, and in the chapter notes I'll post the prompt (if I can find it)

    Tags will update as the fic does :D

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    After dying from battling leukemia for years, a woman from our world finds herself in the world of Mo Dao Zu Shi as a 5 year old kid again. In order to reincarnate properly, she has 3 years to set out and do all the things she never got to do in her first life. Though that won’t be easy when you’ve got an ex-war criminal trying to manipulate you into cleaning up his messes.

    (This story is completely from the POV of an OC so, proceed with caution)

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    Maddie pulls a surprise for her wife out of her hat.

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    Wei Wuxian swore he never meant for things to get this far out of hand. All he did was joke a little with Lan Zhan about Yuan being his biological son!

    in which Lan Wangji believes Yuan is the actual child of Wei Wuxian and the only other possible parent for Yuan would be Wangji. Zhan decides to take responsibility for his child with Wei Ying.

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    Peri and the Doctor are left holding the baby.

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    “Right” he can do this. Totally. They’re just babies. Unusual babies that have come out of seemingly nowhere and who Marc definitely hasn’t kidnapped. “Right, okay”

    Steven’s got this.

    Definitely.

    Probably.

    Maybe.

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    Between the enchantment and her own thoughts , Trixie didn't noticed the exact moment the mysterious woman disappeared. Suddenly the singer felt nervous and tried to ground herself by looking on her purse for a coin. After all, she was there to make a wish...

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    Semi and Shirabu have been tiptoeing the line between their familiar routine and something more for years now, neither daring to make the first move.

    When Shirabu brings home a robot baby from hell as an assignment one day, it just might be what they need to push them in the right direction.

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    Selene Snape can say for sure that her life is pretty boring, a little unhappy too. After all, she suffered from pranks that were played on her and mean comments from time to time, these being courtesies of the Marauders. A group of annoying boys, who made Selene's life be hell one of their missions in life. Over the years, it had diminished, but she still couldn't be left alone. In fact, the only one of the boys who seemed to feel sorry for the situation was Remus Lupin. Lupin and Selene weren't friends, far from it really, but they ignored each other and even respected each other in a way.
    However, all this will end up changing with the new project that the school has proposed. Who knew that all Selene Snape and Remus Lupin needed to start talking to each other would be a baby?

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    Bruce thought the worst part of the Court of Owls mess would be the undead warriors that just kept coming until their expiration date. He didn't expect his recent struggles with Damian to result in yet another assassin baby entering his care. How was this his life?

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    Join Kuroo and Lev as they take on the adventure of watching a child...well a baby. Basically Lev gets Kuroo to help him babysit.

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    After Lex is imprisoned and Lena Luthor takes control of Luthor Corp, a dying woman from an alternate Earth appears before her, holding a newborn baby.

    Despite the unending chaos surrounding her, Lena Luthor couldn't find it in her heart to deny a dying request and takes the newborn as her own. Little did Lena know, this baby girl would not only awaken something within her, but it would lead her to a broken-hearted, blue-eyed heroine that held the sword, and powers, of sun itself.

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    Thanks to his ability of soothing children everywhere he goes, Wei Wuxian accidentally acquires a child during the Cloud Recesses study arc and it changes things in how he interacts with the Lan Sect.

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    Naruto decidió escribir un diario para narrar los hermosos momentos del embarazo de Sasuke, pero la realidad es otra.

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    Roche could understand why Moril didn't want the baby she'd been forced to carry. But surely someone has to be willing to take the half-elf baby. It's not like he can raise it!

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    Tim Drake has made a terrible mistake. He has inadvertently brought a child into the world, and now he needs to make sure that the world is safe for it to grow up in. So, in his first, last, and only year as Red Robin, Tim travels the world in order to rescue Bruce, then disappears to raise his son. The only problem?

    Ra's knows.

     

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    It has been two years since Tim Drake was last in the Batcave. Two years since the Justice League tried to bring him in and throw him into Arkham. Two years since Red Robin blew up half of Gotham in order to escape. A little under fifteen months since he reappeared suddenly, with proof and specific instructions on how to bring Bruce back, then disappeared again. But now, even after trying everything to find his son again, Bruce has to admit it: Tim is gone.

    So why does Red Robin suddenly appear again, this time to stay? And why is he working alongside Lex Luthor and Ra's al Ghul?

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    He moves at once to Ciri, kneeling and looking her over. Without context, he’s not sure what he’s looking for, but she seems sound.

    “Are you hurt?” He asks, cupping her face and examining her from head to toe. She looks afraid and tear tracks are still drying on her face, but he can’t pick up any scent of pain or blood. She shakes her head. He turns to Yen. “What happ-”

    He’s interrupted by a low whimper, and a breeze from an opened window carries a scent to him that he knows is Jaskier’s, but it’s wrong, somehow, sharper and more oceanic than he usually smells. He turns to the source.

    It’s a seal pup, cowering beneath the lower shelf of a storage wall.

    (after a potion accident, selkie!jaskier is de-aged) (this becomes a problem VERY QUICKLY)

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    “Protect my child at any cost,” Darth Vader said, handing Luke to Cody.
    Any cost? Ideas began forming, each passing through the control chip for approval. A plan presented itself. This order granted Cody the most autonomy he’d had since Order 66. 
    “Sir, yes, sir!” he said, saluting with the hand that wasn’t holding the two-year-old boy. Vader gave a crisp nod, and like a caped shadow, glided out of the room. 
    It was time to get to work. Protect Vader’s child at any cost. 
    Cody could do that. 
    _______

    A crackfic inspired by a tumblr post; in other words, an AU where a young Luke is raised by purge trooper Cody on the run from the Empire.

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    Frank breaks into David’s house and shakes him awake. When the screaming finally stops, he tells him, “I need you to help me find Spider-Man.”

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    11/?
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