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  1. 91

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    Tim is coerced into dropping off a surprise for the Waynes.

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    Love was not forbidden in the Cloud Recesses, despite what was whispered by the common people and, often, even by the other great sects.

     

    (Or: how Lan Wangji became both a father and the object of worship to a generation of juniors in 13 easy steps 13 long years)

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    Despite all her best efforts, Jessica seems to have acquired a kid.

    Now what.

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  4. 2

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    Lumine is an independent woman who spends her time collecting husband gachas. She lives with her dear twin Aether until one day both got transported into another world and Aether turned into a baby! Now Lumine is on a journey to turn her brother back but not before meeting all her potential husbandos!

    PS: I actually wanted to finish my other ongoing fic first before this one but eh. I feel like I need to get this brain rot out before it festers.

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    Aizawa had been prepared for a lot of things going in to a villain hideout bust. Temporarily adopting a baby was not one of them.

    After a big surprise finding in a villain hideout, Aizawa and Yamada end up as the (temporary) parents of ("Midoriya") Izuku. Whose real parentage remains a mystery, including the fact what quirk he might possess once he gets older. One thing is for sure and it's that Izuku's smile is one of the purest things that can exist and should be protected at all costs.

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    Crowley's prank to leave Aziraphale with fake eggs to babysit does not go remotely as planned.

    (Now with Google Drive link in addition to YouTube address)

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    Luke walks straight to Din and Din suddenly feels like he should be doing something with his hands.

    “Hi,” he says.

    “Hi,” Luke agrees, grinning. “So. I didn’t get your name, before. Grogu just calls you ‘Daddy’ in his head but I’m assuming I should call you something else.”

    Din chokes a little.

    *****

    This is basically an Accidental Warlord Din Djarin fic in which Din plays the role of reluctant DILF leader with a heart of gold and Luke plays the role of initially distrusted twink who quickly becomes beloved by all (especially said warlord). The Mandalorians are like, "we've only had Luke Skywalker for a day and a half but if anything happened to him I would kill everyone in this room and then myself."

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    Amanda Waller firmly believes that the world needs Batman. She also believes that the world needs to be prepared for the death of Bruce Wayne, so she creates a plan to ensure that the title of Batman lives on.

    Unfortunately for her, the plan fails.

    Fortunately for everyone else, the plan fails.

    (Or, the Batfam raises Terry from infancy au.)

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  9. 5

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    This baby he's got really seems to like throwing his sunglasses. Maybe Satoru should just get him some toys meant for throwing and call it a day, it must mean something. Definitely some applesauce, too, he seems to enjoy it a lot.

    ...When can babies start having solid food, anyway?

    ..."How do you take care of a baby, anyway?" Satoru texts Ieiri at five in the morning. He hasn't slept; the baby's asleep.

    Not even a second later:

    "Haven't you had him for like, a week? You didn't figure it out by now??"

    He scoffs and throws his phone into the crib. "What's she know, anyway, huh, Yuuji?"

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  10. 40

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    Peter Nureyev is a man that's tired of running away from his life, so when Juno leaves bed the morning after, he follows.

    It might just be the best decision of his life, second only to leaving Juno his name in the first place.

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    Tauriel's official story is that her parents were killed by orcs. She is a lowly Silvan elf and nothing more. Except that isn't true. None of it is. In an effort to protect the only survivor of a terrible kinslaying in his kingdom, Thranduil and Legolas craft a plan to shelter the tiny elleth. After all, if you tell a lie so many times, even you may start to think it's true...

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    Most would find it beneath their station to even consider travelling out. But not Hanguang-jun. Beneath a cold jade exterior, beat a heart warm and compassionate. For him, duty and love were not always so different. No matter how insignificant, he would always be there for those in need.

    Wei Wuxian never needed convincing when it came to Lan Wangji. It was more than the will of some greater force — Wei Wuxian would always long to be by his side in this second life. But before they had set out from Gusu, he had uttered a single sentence that only tempered his resolve further.

    “It's taking the children.”

    A visit to a village with a little corpse problem leads to a little more than Wei Wuxian or Lan Wangji bargained for.

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    In which Harry is slightly faster and luckier in killing the basilisk, and finds himself with a choice to make.

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    There is a child holding onto President Go Gunhee’s hand, clutching an ant shaped stuffed toy to his chest and looking at them with big doe eyes.

    “This,” President Go Gunhee says, looking pained, “Is South Korea’s 10th S-Rank.”

    Jinwoo ducks shyly behind the President’s legs just as the reporters clamour from their seats, their cameras flashing insistently, perpetually like the persistent buzz of a bee.

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  16. 36

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    The Staten Island vampire household accidentally acquires a baby. Guillermo, who has since left to work as a monster slayer and fixer for hire, gets involved.

    (The baby is a manticore.)

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    In which Hojo makes Sephiroth's baby in a lab and somehow Cloud is there for the fallout.

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    “You named the baby?”

    Bokuto pouts again. “No, he came with this.”

    Keiji takes the note Bokuto offers him. It’s written in an unfamiliar slanting script on a slightly crumpled piece of paper with a safety pin through it that Keiji assumes was used to afix it to the outside of the baby's blanket.

    “My name is Hinata Shouyou,” he reads, “I am not lost, just looking for someone to be my parents. Please treat me kindly.”

    In which Bokuto has an early midlife crisis because of a baby and Keiji has both a headache and a crush.

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    Karl did not expect to find a child- a honking baby- on his doorstep. Especially in the month that Sapnap is staying over.

    Oh well. They'd figure it out, right?

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    It’s a really unfortunate thing, developing a crush on your husband. Wei Ying had assumed this would be easy. Lan Zhan had been so icy and unpleasant to him, it had never occurred to him that he might end up spending the next however many years with this dumb, burning feeling in his chest whenever he looks at him.

    “Okay,” says Wei Ying. “But tell me if I…if the pretending gets to be too hard, okay?”

    “It will not,” says Lan Zhan, quietly certain.

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