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    Maple was exploring NewWorld Online. Then she found herself in Aincrad. She proceeds to defy all gamer logic as she shows why investing entirely into Vitality is not a noob mistake.

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    English
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    1,866
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    104
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    Il y avait aussi eu de bons moments entre eux. Au final, n’est-ce pas ce qui comptait le plus ? Série de textes sur la relation entre Hook et Neal. Hookfire. Potentiel UA.

    Series
    Language:
    Français
    Words:
    18,881
    Chapters:
    18/18
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    386
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    Miles Edgeworth returns from Europe to accept the position of Chief Prosecutor, and to crack open a "solved" case. However, he finds this case isn't all it seems to be, and it all leads back to someone he hasn't kept up with for some time: disbarred lawyer, Phoenix Wright.

    Except Phoenix has moved on from the law scene, or so he claims. With a budding acting career, a daughter, and few mysteries of his own to solve, it seems his old friend wants nothing more to do with law and order.

    But as the stage is set for a new series of incidents to occur, Miles has to ask the question everyone wants to know: Just who is Phoenix Wright?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,931
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    69
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    661
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    It's a world complete opposite of Suggsverse. Even the strongest character is extremely susceptible to death. How can these fragile beings struggle and attempt to live on?

    Language:
    English
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    329
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Gabriel was experiencing the unbearable weight of existence. He wasn’t sure he even could put everything into words.
    Nathalie was driving.
    (Despite what the title might lead you to believe, this is not a play.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,048
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    22
    Hits:
    170
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    In which Bruce forgets a few key facts, and Clark has to go along with it.

    Or, the Bruce-Has-Amnesia Fic we've all been wishing for.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    32,307
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    352
    Kudos:
    955
    Bookmarks:
    169
    Hits:
    13339
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    Little did they know what would happen when one puts two male shinobis under the same roof for a month.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    223,402
    Chapters:
    26/?
    Comments:
    138
    Kudos:
    366
    Bookmarks:
    87
    Hits:
    10814
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    Beth, Rio, and Fitz are locked together in a room in Hell, where they are meant to torture each other for eternity. They try different methods to escape, including ignoring each other, having lots of sex, and fighting each other, but find themselves unable to let each other go when the door opens.

    Based on No Exit (1944) by Jean-Paul Sartre and inspired by The Good Place (NBC).

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,058
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    212
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    354
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    Габрієля долає тяжкість людського існування. Він не впевнений, що може сказати все, що він хоче сказати.
    (Попри назву, це не п’єса).

    Language:
    Українська
    Words:
    908
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    49
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    "Sudahlah, terima aja. Memangnya Sehun itu kurang apa, sih?" kata Pak Deng Chao, pedagang pakan dan pupuk di pasar ayahnya.

    Pertimbangan Lu Han cukup banyak. Termasuk, mencari tahu bagaimana Oh Sehun yang dulunya kuli serabutan ujug-ujug kaya raya.

    Language:
    Bahasa Indonesia
    Words:
    5,765
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    11
    Hits:
    69
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    What will Trump do on his last day in office?

    Probably something really fucking stupid...

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,009
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    129
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    ... Your mom said it was your destiny to fuck the Simurgh? - Lisa Wilbourne

    Well... No. But she did say I'd do great things. Fucking an Endbringer is pretty great. - Taylor Hebert

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,039
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    101
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    2873
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    Ivanka's got daddy issues. Maybe Melania will be willing to help her out with them...

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,391
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    194
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    The city of Townsville! But good golly gosh, people: I can't even. It's the saddest day there could be for the Power Puff Girls but at least they have friends to help - friends in dark places.

    Related shorts and oneshots of a DC/Cartoon Network cross-over. Not so much a full coherent 'work', as ideas or odds and sods that relate to the same tale.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,723
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    130
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    Когда-то, в семидесятые-восьмидесятые, Наташу Старк было очень модно похищать... мсю/3490 (но не совсем)

    Language:
    Русский
    Words:
    8,515
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    107
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    A comedic retelling of Metal Gear Solid 1 where Solid Snake has to engage in sexual intercourse with nearly all the main characters of said game.

    A lot of humour requires knowledge of the Metal Gear Saga, primarily the first game. I wouldn't recommend reading if you aren't familiar with at least MGS1. In fact, I wouldn't recommend reading at all. Please don't.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    880
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    176
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    In which Brett starts having stranger and stranger dreams each night - all of them involving Eddy.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,424
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    103
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    972
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    Picarel, ange mineur maladroit et peu rigoureux, découvre au cours d’un passage inopiné sur Terre le cadavre de sa meilleure amie Nana, limace pseudo-domestique. Et il ne trouve pas son âme au Paradis ! Ce ne peut être que l’œuvre d'un démon infâme qui l'aura trainée en Enfer, c'est certain ! Déterminé à la sauver, il s’y rend dans l'espoir de l'y retrouver... sauf que l'Enfer n'est pas exactement comme il l'imaginait.

    Language:
    Français
    Words:
    14,308
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Hits:
    23
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    Бедная маленькая Солнышко вместе со своими сиротами-сиблингами подглядывают за шуры-муры Олафа и Эсме!

    Language:
    Русский
    Words:
    2,079
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    23
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    Can a ghost possess a zombie? Troy and Nick have fun figuring it out.

    Repost of an old fic. Technically MCD but they are both dead so does it count?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,864
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    56

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