ALL THE CRACK
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The Daniel and Rodney Snark Fest of Pornographic Doom by Xela for DragoJustine
Fandoms: Stargate Atlantis, Stargate SG-1
31 Jul 2012
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Rodney and Daniel get trapped in a room that proves the Ancients were really kinky bastards, so are the residents of Atlantis, and they're both going to be scarred for life. Seriously, therapy forever. (This is CRACK.)
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Of Pancakes and Poison by musesofaninsomniac
Fandoms: Marvel Avengers Movies Universe, Thor (Movies), Iron Man (Movies)
16 Nov 2012
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“Clinton Francis Barton,” the god says, with a grin that has far too many teeth for his peace of mind, and he really, really doesn’t like where this is going. “It is my wish to court you for your hand in the brotherly art of Midgardian friendship."
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- Part 2 of Shenanigans and Tomfoolery
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[Podfic] The Star Trek Reboot Kink Meme in 30 Lines by kalakirya
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
24 Mar 2013
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being a podfic of lettered's compilation of random lines taken of the Star Trek Reboot Kink Meme entirely without context.
SEX POLLEN ON THE ENTERPRISE.
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 86
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 7
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"Like, You're At My Level?" by WonderlandJudas
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Buffy the Vampire Slayer
07 Apr 2013
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He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named meets That-Which-Cannot-Be-Named. And it isn't pretty.
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Small Moon Adventure by Linelenagain
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
19 Jun 2013
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“Shut up! The point is, I am going to go down to the medical bay, fill this motherfucker up with hypos, beam down to that shit-heap, and sedate every fucking space-monster on that planet until I get my god-damned boyfriend back!”
This is ABSOLUTE CRACK. Please don't judge me.
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welcome to the scouting legion, leave your sanity at the door by vype
Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan
08 Aug 2013
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As part of his initiation into the Scouting Legion, Hange gives Eren a very special assignment.
(read: hange takes pleasure in eren's misery)
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Purring Cat, Hidden Hamster by alkjira
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
24 May 2015
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This started out as the story about Hamster!Bilbo and Cat!Thorin meeting when they both ended up living with Ori.
Then there were cathamsters:
“I’m not going to go to a vet and somehow put myself in a situation where I have to explain that I think my male cat got my male hamster pregnant.”
Some time after that we were joined by Guinea pig!Gimli, Cockatiel!Legolas, and others.
Then there were guineatiels:
'Kíli stared down at the eggs. Eggs. EGGS. Tiny smooth things that shouldn’t really exist. Well, not these eggs anyway.'
Yeah.
As the tags suggest, this is full of crack. But if you like that sort of thing, (or just cute and fluffy animals) I think this is for you.
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- Part 2 of Animal AUs
- Part 1 of Paws Pitter-Pattering
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We are so sorry. Actually no we're not.
We were editing our very serious and sensible epistolary fic and then this kind of grew from the pages. We might have indulged it a bit.
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The Adventure of the Ruffed Lemur by barbarosabee, peredhelhathladring
Fandoms: Tiger & Bunny
12 Feb 2014
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Then he clasped Barnaby close. Barnaby was bleeding nefariously. "My darling," Kotetsu said, and pressed his lips to Barnaby's butt.
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- Part 5 of 2 AM drabbles
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 175
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 138
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you wake up, flawless by getthisoff
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
16 Feb 2015
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Its another normal day. Phil goes to wake Dan up. Shit hits the fan, the ceiling, the window, the walls. Beyoncé makes a brief appearance.
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Spiders by Marissalovestasm, my_soul_to_psyche
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb)
05 Sep 2015
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So basically we are writing this in our spare time. We had the idea for a Peter Parker/Natasha Romanoff ship, (because, hello, SPIDERS) and decided to make it a thing. This was originally kinda serious, but the further we go on, the more it turns into pure crack. Basically, Peter and Tasha used to have a thing, and then he joins the Avengers team. What could possibly go wrong? Some of the extra tags (Sherlock, Supernatural, etc.) are because we're (read: I am, and she's tolerating it) trying to add as many references to other stuff as we can. Some ships won't appear until later on in the story. Some of this might be out of character. We refuse to apologize for this. Read at your own risk.
Side effects may include: uncontrollable laughter, constant eye-rolling, and the wondering of just what the hell the authors were thinking.
Enjoy.
Oh, and note: the underage tag is only because Peter was 17 when he *met* Natasha. More tags will likely be added as we go along.
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As if Sam and Dean's lives couldn't get any weirder. Now they were talking to a building. She made the best cookies, though.
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When FitzSimmons are caught in an unfortunate position during work, the Director dishes out some serious discipline.
They can work to defeat this, can't they?
Or are the cosmos against them once again?
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Darcy just wanted to feed Jane not nearly assassinate Barnes with a microwavable pastry... How is she going to out run two super pissed super soldiers and keep her sanity intact?
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Peaceful Time by BabyBlackDragon
Fandoms: Kung Fu Panda - All Media Types, Treasure Planet (2002)
09 May 2017
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Amelia aprende Kung Fu de Tigresa y la maestra disfruta escuchar de las aventuras de la capitana.
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- Español
- Words:
- 1,462
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 3
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- 114
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Marvel and DC (no v) by OneSmartChicken
Fandoms: DCU, Marvel, Teen Titans (Animated Series)
08 Oct 2017
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There's two universes, DC and Marvel--and they're big fans.
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- Part 1 of The Scrap Yard
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Tis the Season! by Saffron89, WheresMyWingZ for WheresMyWingZ
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
30 Nov 2017
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WheresMyWings has started the most wonderful crackfic about our favourite pair and graphic t-shirts. In response to her most gracious gift to me, Winter Forecast, I now present more crackfic!
Fun note, this little slice of crackpie is based on a sweater that I actually own....
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/7b/3e/3a/7b3e3a4ab768fea881fbf5d31370831c.jpg
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- Part 3 of Graphic Tees
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Mycroft knew he should have been more careful with who he trusted, and now the entire criminal population in London knew who he was and who he was close to. Enter Greg Lestrade, his husband, who often finds himself in the hands of criminals scared half senseless of Mycroft and what he can do. The one day the government runs out of field agents...
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Never, ever grope what you think is a wax statue ever again. (Reader x Alucard)
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Turns out beauty is worth the pain by I-did-not-make-any-fanpages-honest (imadeafanpage)
Fandoms: The Vamps (UK Band)
13 Jul 2018
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So maybe beauty really is worth the pain. This isn't a sequel to HMV but is about the same event. Post album signing, Brad talks about someone who has caught his eye, whilst someone else vies for his.
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- Part 4 of The Vamps Crack
- Part 2 of Album Signing
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 253
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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Better Jeanist by laurenshappenstobemyhusband for zhaojiangui143
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
19 Jul 2020
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As Katsuki stood to receive his second place award at the Best Jeanist award ceremony, it finally came to him. How he could finally get his revenge on Best Jeanist for being a prick all those years ago.
I'll beat him at his own denim game. I'll be the best fucking jeanist in the heroic's world and take his jitle right from under him.
OR: Katsuki's journey to make Best Jeanist's life a living hell by becoming the jean legend he was born to be.
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A Minor Misunderstanding by jezebel_rising
Fandoms: The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - All Media Types
04 Mar 2013
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From a prompt on the kink-meme: "Thorin's company escapes the goblin tunnels, they are chased by the wargs and they take refuge in the trees. But when Azog shows up it turns out he has no intention of killing them. He has been fantasizing about Thorin ever since the dwarf cut off his arm, and now he has every intention of proposing to the love-of-his-life in a proper orc-fashion...
So, instead of attacking Azog starts courting Thorin (much to everyone's horror), reciting orc poetry, singing morbid love songs accompanied by the howling wargs and professing his undying love for his beloved foe, combining threats and promises. Thorin is thoroughly disgusted, the older dwarves are outraged and the young ones are barely suppressing laughter, while Gandalf is disturbingly pragmatic about the whole situation. Bilbo is just scared."
The fill went slightly sideways from the prompt. Enjoy.
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The 'My Boyfriend Turned Evil' Support Group by HeartHarps
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), X-Men (Movies), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, The Hunger Games (Movies)
29 Sep 2014
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"united merely to defend a common interest" -herb read
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Sam could’ve kissed them both when he got to the bunker one day to find a string of clothing (his heart nearly burst with hope when he saw the abandoned flannel and trench coat) leading to a very naked pile of limbs tangled on the couch. Just kidding. Of course it wasn’t the couch. Sam always imagined it as the couch because the fact that he actually found them on the dining room table had tainted the happiness of the memory.
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The Babysitter’s Club for Unmanageable Monsters by glitterandlube
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
01 Jul 2012
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Danny is running mostly off caffeine and wishful thinking at this point. He honestly wishes there was another person Jackson respected anywhere on the planet, but he’s pretty much it. Allison is already asleep on the table. Stiles has had so much Mountain Dew, he’s practically shaking. The meeting of Team Manage a Bunch of Fucking Idiots is off to its usual excellent start.