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    If anyone asked the very unfortunate Baudelaire children if they liked their siblings, their response would either be “which one?” or “depends on the day”, depending on whether one of them had recently been pranked. The six siblings had to spend a lot of time together; while most of them had friends, they didn’t spend a lot of time outside their home, so they had to learn to get along. If they didn’t, the oldest four might’ve ripped each other apart before Solitude could even exist.

    But, well, they were siblings. These kinds of things happened to several children who were forced to spend the first two decades of their lives cooped up together. They could fight, they could make up, they could forget why they were arguing and start laughing over the same joke. And, of course, most of their antics were all connected by the phrase “Don’t tell Mother and Father.”

    But one day, on Briny Beach, the six Baudelaire children received distressing news that would change the course of their lives forever... not that it would affect their sibling bickering.

    Six Baudelaires AU, Part One of Three. Includes The Bad Beginning, The Reptile Room, The Wide Window and The Miserable Mill.

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    14/?
    Comments:
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    41
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    8
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    1/1
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    It was like pointillism; all the dots were coming together, and Violet didn't like the picture they were making.

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    2/3
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    Having met a few months prior in the dim lighting of a fetish club, Esme and Violet enjoyed each others company a couple of times, safe in the knowledge everything that happened remained anonymous, their names and who they were left at the door.

    However being the City's 6th most important financial law advisor comes with contractual obligations to take interns, and no-one ever lasts working under Esmé Squalor. So when this batch of graduates comes in, she is shocked when Violet appears in her office doorway, orientation pack in hand, finally learning each others names.

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    One rainy afternoon when Violet had a fever and Klaus was outside with friends, Sunny decided to go outside on her own. Only to meet a certain clown that took her away…
    Violet and Klaus, with the help of their friends, are starting to notice that something strange is going on in town. All these missing children, all these incompetent adults… something is not right, and it's up to the losers club to figure it out!
    A crossover between IT and ASOUE, we will see what this can lead to!

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    6,553
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    3/?
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    1
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    1
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    51
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    AU. Violet Baudelaire being the brilliant inventor that she is has founded and built up a company becoming a strong and powerful CEO. Esme Squalor is one of the top lawyers in the city and Violet's personal counsel. Things go awry when Esme realised she has made a huge mistake that will cost her boss a lot of money. Fearing for her career, she hurries to Violet's office to make her plea in person, hopefully before anyone else can find out about it. Violet of course already knows and has a very clear idea of how she would like her to apologies.

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    1/3
    Comments:
    1
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    Really just an excuse to write Violet/Quigley. No regrets.

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    1/1
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    1
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    it's not a penthouse, but they still get lucky

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    1/1
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    4
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    14
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    What were the Quagmires doing after they picked up Quigley from the Anwhistle Aquatics?
    A companion piece to my other fic The reunion.
    Descriptions are hard. :)

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    Five times the Baudelaires are together as adults. Klaus-centric.

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    1/1
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    2
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    In the moments after she escapes a great battle, Violet is unable to secure her own safety or that of VFD.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    4
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    39
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    once upon a time, Klaus Baudelaire had made the very simple mistake of assuming that his past would wither and fade away from the moment he stepped into the role and identity of Quartermaster.

    and of course, it doesn't. and before he knows it, Q is suddenly thrust into his previous life as Klaus Baudelaire, Orphan. except this time, he has the power of MI6 behind him. and one James Bond, of course, who doesn't know the meaning of the term 'mind your own business'.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    55
    Kudos:
    209
    Bookmarks:
    37
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    Count Olaf and Esme Squalors plan to capture the Baudelaires in the Elevator Shaft has worked. The Baudelaires and the Quagmires have lived in said Elevator Shaft for 4 years; Cleaning, drudgery, and general mistreatment abound. Violet is due to come of age any day now, but they have lost track of how long it has really been.

    However among it all, Esme notices Violet, and Violet notices Esme.

    The two women take more of an interest in each other and find pleasure in each others company.

    Starts light and quickly turns smutty, FYI.

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    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
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    31
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    1
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    259
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    In which an attempt to get information turns into shameless flirting.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    5
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    2
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    49
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    In which Quigley Quagmire reminisces about his time with Violet and wonders if he'll ever see her again while being shallowed by The Great Unknown.

    Language:
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    480
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
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    Charles, a young man who feels indebted to VFD, receives instructions concerning his new job at Lucky Smells. He remembers that day years later, for a number of reasons.

    Originally posted in Russian as Part 3 of "Группа Пропащих Волонтёров".

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    1/1
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    IMPORTANT
    The following documents contain, in chronological order, confidential events occurring after the schism detailing L. SNICKET’s disappearance and the relationship between K. SNICKET and D. DENOUEMENT. The origin of said documents is unknown, but frank and earnest nonetheless. Under no circumstances, shall they leave Heimlich Hospital's Library of Records or be read by any member of VFD besides the original author.

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    18
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    2
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    180
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    Olivia is stuck in a village most foul, with Jacques as her only company - company she now can't stand. So she looks to be rescued, by sending telegrams to the secretary who's been on her mind for the past year.

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    13,442
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Kudos:
    7
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    62
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    The Baudelaires has been found by V.F.D. An old enemy, tragic love and a fight for keep Sunny and Beatrice with them. V/K Violet/Klaus

    Language:
    English
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    27,957
    Chapters:
    11/30
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    56
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    880
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    violet and olaf through the years

    Language:
    English
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    7,097
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    533

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