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    All James wants is to go away on a romantic escapade with his Quartermaster, but the entire universe seems to be conspiring against them and their much desired date. Not to mention the fact that Q is running low on patience.

    Who will win this one? A stubborn Double-Oh or his poorly-timed misfortunes?

    Written for the 2020-2021 00Q RBB and inspired by the beautiful art of @ksansart "After the storm"

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    Q had known sleeping with J- Bond was a mistake from the start, and that was the… a lie. That was a lie. It had seemed like an incredibly good idea when the man escaped from Medical that first night only to appear in Q-branch, prowling the garages, and Q-
    Q’d been so fucking sorry, and James had looked like one of those Baroque paintings of King Arthmael’s Trial, a lightning storm in a desert in his eyes. Q had let James push him up against the blue Jaguar, breaking the zipper on his trousers with how fast he needed to take them off, how desperate James’s mouth on his made him.

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    An equipment drop in front of a painting inspires James to do a bit of reading. The myth depicted in the art seems to have striking similarities to his life. He decides that as art imitates life, perhaps life should imitate art.

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    James Bond was going to die.

    Of course, with his chosen profession, Death was always hanging out just around the corner, but this-
    This was far more tangible than that.

    Staring into the slightly bloodshot icy-blue eyes on the other side of the bars, Q knew without a doubt that before the day was over, he’d strangle that man with his own two hands.

    ***
    In other words, this is an alternate universe in which Q is a police officer, Bond is his criminal informant and MI6 is about to be very embarrassed.

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    Q, looking to tie up some loose ends regarding the case they’d just solved, knocks on DI Bond’s office door late one night. Naturally, Bond is more than willing to distract him from paperwork but doing so forces Bond to admit what he’s been feeling for Q may not just be attraction...

    A submission for the 2020-2021 00Q Reverse Big Bang

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    Royalty, lords and ladies, soldiers and sorcerers, all the citizens from the kingdom of Vauxhall gathered for their annual Prosperity Feast. But there’s evil lurking in the dark, threatening to steal Queen Olivia’s crown and subjugate the kingdom. Sir Bond, the most loyal protector of the Crown, and Q, one of the most powerful sorcerers in the land will have to join forces to save their kingdom from destruction.

    Written for the 2020-2021 00Q RBB and inspired by the beautiful art of @ksansart "Between dust and sunlight, can I steal a moment of your time?"

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    James and Q try to have a nice holiday in Mexico City, but their lives are never quite that easy. A simple visit to the National Cemetery goes very wrong, and an odd encounter makes a lasting impact.

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    “Are you sure you want to do this, Bond?”
    Bond’s aim never wavered.
    “Don’t tempt me, Q.”
    Only one of them could walk out of this room. It was now or never. But it would have been so much easier if Q had just not turned around.

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    Q sits in a different kind of silence. Perched on the edge of the bench in the first row, shivering in the unseasonably icy October air, he is numb enough that he doesn’t really feel the cold. He stares at James without really seeing him.

    He has read the script etched into the stone of this place. He has read it. Followed every line of it.

    He knows what he will do. The decision was made long before he journeyed to this place. He does not care the price.

    He will pay it.

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    Prompt from IngaWeiss's gorgeous RBB art, "A Bloodstained Bullet," found here: http://00qreversebang.tumblr.com/post/170363215449/ingaweiss-my-art-prompt-for-00q-rbb-was

    After his retirement at the end of Spectre, Bond returns to Q for even more help. Q isn't happy about it, but relents when Bond gives him a bloody bullet that was used to murder Madeleine Swann and frame Bond for the crime. The bullet turns out to be a Q Branch prototype, and Q's suddenly got a few problems on his hands, including: a mole in Q Branch, a fugitive and retired 00 hiding out at his house and insisting on feeding him up, and Q doing his best to solve Swann's murder--and possibly his own.

    Story is complete!

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    James Bond’s return to Six after a two month holiday is merely a continuation of what makes Q’s life more challenging, but it’s not like he hasn’t got practice with dealing with troublesome double-oh agents, meddling friends, and gossiping minions, right?

    The first thing M ever said to the new Quartermaster after 007 came back to life was, “For the love of god, whatever you do, do not fall in love with him.”

    Unfortunately for Q, she said that in front of his entire branch. 

    The betting pool has been going on ever since.

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    Life after death wasn’t quite what Bond had expected.

    Not that he could altogether recall what he had expected. He was fairly certain, though, that he would have expected the afterlife to include light and peace – or perhaps darkness and pain. Maybe he thought he would have faded to nothingness after dying.

    He didn’t expect to have a day job, was the short of it.

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    Q just wants to live his life. To put his past a hacker behind him and try to live a normal life. Then a handsome man with blue eyes grabs him while he's out shopping and his life take a different turn. After that, James Bond keeps interrupting his life until it feels like there is no escaping him. And Q finds that he doesn't want to.

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    "People are starting to talk," Bond says, "about the young man who prefers the company of the dead in a deserted cemetery than the living, breathing villagers in the tea rooms that Millet prides itself on."

    "I thought a gothic mystique fits in quite well with the image of a writer," Q replies. "Or did you have something else in mind when you professed me a poet?"

    "I always associate you and your laptop with your office or lab, so – cluttered desk space, dim room lightning with only a single lamp on to illuminate your work, and a mug of tea for company. This—" Bond tilts his head to indicate the cemetery around them "—is a world apart from that environment."

    "Is it?" Q smiles. "I find the solitude quite similar."

     

    (When MI6 sends Q to the countryside for his own protection against Spectre's retaliation, it is not so much a short-term undercover assignment as it is a glimpse of an alternate life that Q could have had – just with the additional presence of one meddlesome Double-O agent).

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    This is the middle, and an end, and a beginning. On the eve of a mission that’s raised red flags from the start, what does James Bond remember? What does he know? Whom does he trust? What will he risk?

    ~~~or~~~

    Surely James Bond and Q would be drawn together in any form, under any name, from that very first meeting.

    ~~~or~~~

    “You make it sound like you made a deal with the devil.”

    “I did. Mansfield.”

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    In the weeks after Skyfall, after the dust settles, James Bond becomes curious about his bright new Quartermaster. Over the next year, James finds himself learning more about the new Q, but the more he learns, the more he wants to know. Along the way, he might even learn a thing or two about himself.

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    When MI6 is hacked, they manage to track down the source of the attack - and send their nearest agent to either contain or eliminate the threat.

    James Bond often gets told that he was made 007 far too early, and has a habit of being generally hard to handle. That being said, he's perfectly capable of assassinating threats to Queen and Country - that is, until he starts getting a bit curious about this threat...

    The House of the Havenots is an organization that specializes in training killers-for-hire that no one would expect: children. They'd got one specimen, however, who is more than just a kid assassin. And his attack on MI6 might just be the start of things...

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    The name of the event seems innocuous enough, if a terrible mouthful – Black Tie Networking Cocktail Party for Finances and Technology.

    "You're familiar with the organizer, so you know what this networking event is likely a front for," M says. "With your cybertechnology know-how, one of your civilian identities will do just fine to meet up with Val Tech."

    Q's eyes dart to 004 and Bond on either side of M. "And the Double-Os, sir?"

    "As you'll be the in-field operative for the mission, 007 will accompany you as a handler," M says.

    "Really." Q can't help the way his tone drops in disbelief; from the way the corner of Bond's mouth twitches upwards, it's clear everyone hears it. "With all due respect, sir, 007 has a tendency to hijack missions even when he's the operative in question."

     

    (Post-Spectre fic, where Q and Bond embark on an acquisition mission to obtain an important component in the cybertechnology war against Spectre, in which Q is the one wearing the suit and Bond the glasses, and the two of them have the chance to see the other in a different light).

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    They're quite alike in their fates. One a blunt instrument made sharp and indestructible, the other pure intellect kept alive by the same inscrutable technology. Neither one is allowed to quit, although both had contemplated of giving it all up. But they can’t, so they don’t, all for Queen and Country.

    This is a love story between a man who's not dying, and a man who's not living.

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    3/?
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    James Bond's life is at Skyfall now, the days of being 007 long gone... or so he thought.

    An unexpected visit by M sends him on a mission to rescue another ex-employee of Mi6.

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