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    In another universe, a new System is assigned to Shen Yuan. A screw up on it's end means Shen Yuan is landed the role of a nameless but pivotal cannon fodder villain whom Luo Binghe first encounters as a child. As Shen Yuan grows attached to his new life , he does his best to hug the protagonist's thigh. Only to realize....Eh? Since when did he hug the protagonist's heart from the very start?

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    Shen Yuan is transmigrated into the book that he died cursing, <<>> even the title sounds half assed! What could the author have been thinking!

    But there's one problem... Shen Yuan hadn't grown up in China and only knew English...Oh god, his ancestors would roll over in their graves if they'd found out he forgot his mother tongue! Is this some kind of Devine punishment!? Good thing the system had subtitles!

    ...or not.

    He can now understand them but they can't understand him!

    What happens when the dignified Qing Jing peak lord goes through a minor Qi deviation and is now speaking another language? Obviously he's possessed! Or... not? No? Then how will they figure this communication error out!?

    Likewise, Shen QingQiu, the original, woke up next to... IS THAT BINGHE!? oh god... its worse... it's a life sized pillow version that he was hugging! And why is everyone around him speaking another language? WHY CANT HE FEEL HIS CORE OR SPIRITUAL VEINS!? at least he has his limbs back...

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    It's no surprise that Proud Immortal Demon's Way got picked up for a drama adaptation, considering the popularity of it and its author, Airplane Shooting Towards the Sky.

    Shang Qinghua is thrilled his passion project got so far, and works diligently to help adapt it. Part of this includes considerations for casting, and when that rolls around, he finds out an old classmate of his is now an up-and-coming actor. He can't help but think of Mobei Jun as the perfect role for the protagonist's second-in-command, an ice demon—and it's no surprise, because here's a secret: that man actually inspired the character. There's just one problem.

    Shang Qinghua once assumed this man did not like him, and even after they got stuck working together on a group project, he still felt awkward around him. Now that it's years later and they're about to cross paths again, Shang Qinghua can't help but be nervous. He wants to build a friendship with someone so cool...but what will Mobei Jun think when he realizes who wrote the novel this show is adapting? What if he hates the story? What if that makes him hate Shang Qinghua?

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    In the middle of the night and with a stomach roaring in pleas for food, the poor boy collapsed from exhaustion on a particularly pleasant garden. His mother had taught him that the flowers of the forest should not be disturbed, but she also told him that letting her die would be for the best.

    Luo Binghe disobeyed his mother for the first time in his life, took the flowers, and plucked them from the ground; Suddenly, he felt the coldest cold his bones could ever experience.
    There is no 'why' for not touching the flowers, but a 'for who'.

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    Shen qingqui finds a child. Chaos ensues

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    The constant sound of dripping woke the bound man, the water around him impossible to touch.

    Before the pieces fall into place, an ancient shadow appears over the threshold; with the cursed sword, the unfamiliar gaze.

    A horrible act that brings a precious creature.

    Shen Jiu wants to protect this life.
    But, that life is not his own.

     

    Or: Jiumei becomes a strategic mamazun. The cultivation world didn't stand a chance. Some random dudes are alive wth

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    Ex-Agent Shen Yuan is forced to go undercover once more. After fifteen years he was finally free, but now he must go back one last time. But this time he has the upper hand and bargains freedom for his dear friends.

    For his last mission, he must uncover Huan Hua's secrets but unintentionally seduces the mob boss and several others in the process.

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    Day 1:
    Military & stratagems, ambition, war-prize, (kinda) blaze

    After a short rebellion against their King, Luo Binghe took the throne for himself and decided that everything the previous Lord owned was his by right.
    Of course, not everyone is happy to obey, especially the King's wife.

     

    Or: Luo Binghe wants that one man that won't look at him.

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    Lieutenant Zhou Zi Shu walks to a scene of a fallen building fifty elderly around the building.
    what he is told makes him realize how 'safe' kids of the lower class are.

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    Having to get married while on the run from demons and cultivators alike is a tricky business. Luckily Shen Jiu and Yue Qi find a temple they can trust.

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    Liu Qingge's qi deviation goes differently. No one dies, but that doesn't necessarily make things better.

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    When Shen Yuan transmigrated, he was given one task, to protect this world’s Chosen One. At first, he thought, ‘Wow! I’ve been isekai’d! I can’t wait to show off my heroics and obtain a beautiful Waifu!!!” The world had different plans though, as his beautiful “Waifu” and the so-called “Chosen One” is none other than the blackened protagonist, with a harem nearly reaching 3 figures, Luo Binghe, who doesn’t really need much saving. Wait! Why is Shen Yuan only in his underwear? What is with this game system? The trial is over, please complete the command “Oof: Go return to Luo Binghe”???

    Underwear, hospital gown, swimwear, naked apron... Will he ever be properly dressed?

    (I don't think I've ever read a story that had Shen Yuan constantly traveling between his original world and PIDW, so that's how this came about. Unfortunately for our dear transmigrator, he's never prepared before he transmigrates...)

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    fanfic ideas/prompts for bingjiu mpreg fanfics. Because i really want to read more bingjiu Mpreg fanfics.

    Here some of the ideas/prompts:
    Prompt 1= Deadly Sex Ritual Turns into Mpreg.
    Prompt 2= Bingge Ends up Pregnant.
    Prompt 3= Bingge Discover's that SJ is a Hermaphrodite.
    Prompt 4= SJ gets pregnant from just kissing LBH.
    Prompt 5= Omega LBH Impregnate Alpha SJ.
    Prompt 6= Bingge makes SJ the empress.
    Prompt 7= LBH makes SJ takes responsibility.
    Prompt 8=LBH tricks SJ into thinking that their children are dead.

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    Shen jiu died in the most miserable way in the original Luo Binghe's clutches. As death is about to grace him he regrets his past choices.
    "Stupid Binghe. Stupid demon."
    [activation code: "Stupid Binghe. Stupid demon."]
    [Syncing...]
    [Syncing...]
    [Complete! Congratulations! Congratulations! Congratulations! Important things must be said three times!]
    He must've been tortured so much that he's started hallucinating an odd sounding voice.
    [Welcome to the system. During the opening of the new feature:"you can you up", the system is currently in its development phase, we wish to provide you with the best experience. It is our sincere hope that during the process, you will no longer hold regrets and have no need for resentment. We hope you can prevent the death of character: Shen QingQiu and live a life of happiness!]
    [assigned character role: Liu Qingge.]
    WHAT!? NO SYSTEM I WANT A REFUND!!!

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    I'm much more of a casual writer than a committed one, therefore tons of ideas and docs end up collecting dust in the nethermost hidden spots of my notes. I'm not good at posting on twt so i guess this is the next best thing. Each chapter will be a new idea, written in the same format as what I send my to friends' DMs.

    Maybe some of them will become full fledged fics with time but for now this will be my idea dump.

    Draft pile SVSSS edition!

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    Xin Mo demands what it always does. Luo Binghe goes to his Shizun.

    ———

    Luo Binghe strides from one end of the small room to the other. Xin Mo seethes, but today, his wives can't satisfy him.

    He doesn't want soft touches and gentle words. He doesn't want Sha Hualing's tamed claws and teeth, either. He doesn't want to pretend /he's/ tamed, smile and act for someone he'll never allow to truly know him.

    He rips a portal in the air, and steps through.

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    In which Airplane Bro's system is also powered by the protagonist

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    Shen QingQiu was just another unmemorable past life for Shen Yuan, so why's he still so fixated on thinking that Luo Binghe of "Proud Immortal Demonic Way" is unhappy even with all of those wives? He's just another character in a book.
    Luo Binghe had been reborn, yet his memories of his past life aren't completely gone. Will he be able to save his shizun from dying in his arms again, or will he die in his arms just like before?

    Modern teacher x student au, it's mostly crack and fluff maybe might have some smexy stuff later on.
    Has themes of abuse, reincarnation, illness and blue humour. Read at your own risk.
    (I drew the cover in like 15min don't judge.)
    Original story and characters belong to Mo Xiang Tong Xiu

    First uploaded on Wattpad, my username is the same on there too 😳👍

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    ***will be back as soon as my laptop is back from the service***

    One morning Jiang Wanyin wakes up in an unknown bed. A pesky voice, referring to itself as the System, tells him that he transmigrated into a novel, and that his only chance to get out is to fulfill a pre-set goal.
    In a strange turn of events, the owner of said bed, the Peak Lord of Bai Zhan, offers his help to acquire the item needed for Jiang Cheng’s leave, and the two of them sets out on a bizarre journey.
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    In which Jiang Cheng needs to destress, but he only gets exponentially more stressed.

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