13 Works in "Blondie" | The Man with No Name/Tuco Ramirez

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    A young Mexican hustler and his golden-haired partner strike it unusually lucky one night, and take with their winnings what little comfort they can share together.

    70s AU, but would be about 1959 by the timeline.

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    English
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    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    39
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    It's 1974, or thereabouts. Tuco and Blondie have been running a sweet little hustle for a few years now, playing poker on an eternal road-trip.

    Always staying just one step ahead of the law; but eventually, their past catches up with them.

    (Their past goes by the name of Angel Eyes.)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    20,081
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    131
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    1972. A hustler and a killer trade truths, try to pass them off as lies.

    Even under the flicker of a movie projector -- it proves harder than they expect.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,988
    Chapters:
    3/6
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    42
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    There's a legend about the Levant that Blondie had heard, once. After five days of sandstorm, a man might kill his nearest and dearest without reproof, for every slightest action would be taken in hot blood.

    And after five days of blizzard, close confinement in a small cabin, anybody might forgive a man for murdering Tuco Ramirez; but that never happened.

    (It never happened.)

    (He wonders if it might have happened.)

    Language:
    English
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    2,003
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    90
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    Across miles of space and hundreds of years, two men (once, always) bound together share the same dream.

    A peculiar crossover between talking won't save you and count to ten and run for cover

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,816
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    37
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    In which Blondie has not noticed things, and Tuco has questions.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    389
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
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    42
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    Fortunes come and fortunes go. The ability to sever a rope with a bullet remains.

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    English
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    4,701
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    189
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    So what does Blondie think, about the way Tuco carries his gun?

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    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    44
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    Skagway, 1897. It takes a bold man to try to hustle the most lawless town in Christendom; a bold man, or else an idiot, and Tuco Ramírez does not much mind which you think he is. He has a story to tell. About this time he won a hundred thousand dollars, in the most astonishing three-way duel the West ever did see...

    (Somebody is going to interrupt him.)

    (Somebody always does.)

    Language:
    English
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    3,376
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    202
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    Afterward, Tuco goes looking for Blondie, seeking revenge. It doesn't go as planned.

    Language:
    English
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    4,981
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    66
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    635
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    Tuco just wants Blondie to untie him and give him the money. Blondie has other ideas.

    Set during their initial partnership. Tuco POV. (Just... stupid smut, really.)

    Language:
    English
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    1,634
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    81
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    809
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    It wasn’t that he didn’t like Blondie. He liked Blondie fine. He liked Blondie on his knees. He liked Blondie beaten. He liked Blondie bleeding. Yeah, bleeding was good. A nice bloody Blondie. Who wouldn’t like that?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,105
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    72
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1248
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    Tuco’s always been fond of Blondie. Not so fond he wasn't happy to drag the son of a bitch through thirty miles of blistering desert on his way to die like the fucking pig he was, but still, he’ll admit to a little - a little - affection.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,545
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    162
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    2214

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