Sterek New Year's Extravaganza
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Resolutions Are Made to be Broken. by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella)
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
05 Dec 2017
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Red stained the floor in front of his window, a pool of it slowly spreading outward from the unconscious body. Black hair was grown out, greasy and full of leaves. The hand Stiles could see was missing a few nails, and covered in light scratches. The leather jacket was ripped to shreds and the jeans were dirty and holey, blood staining the material.
Even though he couldn’t see his face, even though it had been two years, even though he had just promised himself that this year, this year, would be the year where he never again thought of Derek Hale...
There he fucking was.
Derek fucking Hale.
(SNYE - January 1st - New Year’s)
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- Part 1 of Sterek New Year's Extravaganza
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It's Happening by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella) for JaydenNara
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
10 Dec 2017
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Derek stopped listening to him, brain going a mile a minute.
Derek, it’s fucking happening!
Derek, please!He would recognize that fucking voice anywhere.
Two years. Two fucking years had passed, and now this little shit was standing in front of him, speaking his name, and grinning like an idiot.
“It’s you,” Derek said, earning him a confused look from Stiles. “The phone call. Two years ago. It was you.”
(SNYE - January 2nd - Time Travel)
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- Part 2 of Sterek New Year's Extravaganza
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Mr. Hale and the Lumberjack by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella)
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
29 Dec 2017
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“Derek,” Stiles whined, draping himself across Erica’s desk. She patted his back comfortingly. “Derek, why doesn’t the lumberjack like me? What can I do to change that?”
“If you’ve opened your mouth around him, that explains everything,” Derek told him coldly. “Maybe try shutting up for once. And standing still. Not breathing would help your cause, too.”
Stiles let out a wail of despair, and everyone quickly moved in to comfort him. Derek scowled, annoyed, and clapped his hands loudly.
“Enough. Back to work. Stiles, get the fuck out of my department.”
“Language,” Stiles chided, pointing one finger at him while still draped across the desk.
(SNYE - January 3rd - Humans)
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- Part 3 of Sterek New Year's Extravaganza
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“I can help you. I’m very useful,” Stiles promised, Captain Hale leaning forward again to grab his tankard, feet still propped on the table.
“I can think of a few uses for you, but most I can do before we set sail.”
Stiles scowled while Captain Hale laughed, clacking his tankard against one of his other crewmates’ drink and taking a large swallow.
(SNYE - January 4th - Historical AU)
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- Part 4 of Sterek New Year's Extravaganza
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SuperWolf by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella)
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV), Supergirl (TV 2015)
11 Dec 2017
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“Who are you? What are you doing? How are you doing? What is going on? Put me down!”
The man holding him let out a small chuckle, but didn’t release him until they were back on the cliff.
Where the Kappas were.
And he did, in fact, try and put Stiles down.
Stiles clung to the man tightly, arms around his neck and legs twisted so he could keep himself raised off the ground.
“Ah, not now, not now! Put me down where there aren’t any Kappas!”
(SNYE - January 5th - Crossover)
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- Part 5 of Sterek New Year's Extravaganza
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Realization dawned and Derek cursed himself viciously. How could he be stupid enough to forget Scott was a Werewolf? He could fucking smell him! Scott knew it was him!
“Stiles?” Scott asked uncertainly while Stiles started opening and closing various cabinets, looking for who knew what. “That’s not a d—”
Derek snarled and let out a loud bark, eyes glowing blue in Scott’s direction since Stiles couldn’t see him from where he was standing. Scott scowled at him, moving closer to him and inhaling pointedly.
“What are you doing here, Derek?” Scott asked, voice low enough that Stiles wouldn’t hear. He wasn’t listening anyway, still panicking and randomly opening things.
(SNYE - January 6th - Pining)
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- Part 6 of Sterek New Year's Extravaganza
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When Derek spoke again, it was very quietly.
“I like someone,” he admitted. “A guy.”
“That’s great!” Stiles encouraged.
“No,” Derek insisted softly, eyes on their linked hands, “it’s not.”
“Why not?” Narrowing his eyes, he pointed a finger at Derek. “Is he abusive? Does he beat people? Or verbally abuse them? Is he a bully? It’s not Jackson, is it? If it is, I might have to take a minute.”
“It’s not Jackson.” Nervous as he was, Derek rolled his eyes, likely at the absurdity of the question.
“Then what’s the problem?”
“I don’t know how he’ll take it. He matters a lot to me, and I’m scared to change things.”
(SNYE - January 7th - Childhood Friends)
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- Part 7 of Sterek New Year's Extravaganza
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“I had that,” Stiles informed him, still on his ass on the hard ground.
“I could see that,” Derek said. He was still wolfed out, eyes glowing red, staring down at Stiles like he didn’t know what to make of him.
When Derek took a step forward, hand outstretched to help him up, Stiles raised his crossbow and fired. Derek leapt back a step, looking down at himself, then turned when he heard a thump, the second Omega in the area flat on its face with an arrow in its head.
Turning back to Stiles slowly, Derek frowned down at him. “You saved me.”
“I saved myself,” Stiles insisted, getting to his feet on his own.
(SNYE - January 8th - Enemies to Friends to Lovers)
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- Part 8 of Sterek New Year's Extravaganza
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“Anyway, with this dinner and the whole plus one thing, everyone’s expecting to meet my boyfriend so I need you to come out for a weekend and pretend we’re dating.”
Derek didn’t hesitate in his response. “No.”
“No?” Stiles sputtered.
“No,” he repeated, enunciating clearly and taking a bite of his burger.
“Come on, Derek!” Stiles exclaimed loudly, throwing both hands in the air. “I need your help!”
(SNYE - January 9th - Fake or Pretend)
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- Part 9 of Sterek New Year's Extravaganza
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“Why did you listen to the voicemails?”
“I like hearing you talk,” Derek said.
There were many things Stiles had been expecting after asking that question. That answer hadn’t been one of them.
“Any time we ever spoke before, it was always about what next problem we were facing and needed to solve. The voicemails are just you... talking.”
“Oh.” Stiles had never considered that.
(SNYE - January 10th - Long Distance)
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- Part 10 of Sterek New Year's Extravaganza
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The Quickest Way to a Man’s Heart (is Through His Bottomless Pit) by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella) for JaydenNara
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
07 Jan 2018
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Pulling open his apartment door, he let out an involuntary shout when something was quite literally thrust into his chest hard enough to have him almost tip backwards. He managed to right himself while keeping hold of what had been shoved at him and looked up in time to see his neighbour striding back towards his apartment.
“You’re going to fucking kill yourself.”
His door slammed.
Stiles blinked at the other man’s door, utterly confused, and looked down at what he was holding.
It was a plastic bag, full of what felt like tupperware, which made no sense to Stiles because when had his neighbour broken into his house to steal his tupperware?
(SNYE - January 11th - Neighbours)
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- Part 11 of Sterek New Year's Extravaganza
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They hadn’t ever spoken about rules, but they seemed pretty clear-cut and black and white.
No kissing, no talking about it, no feelings. Just fucking, and the occasional discussion before and after, and that was it.
Stiles knew the unspoken rules, and Derek knew the unspoken rules.
And yet somehow, they’d both broken them at almost the same time.
(SNYE - January 12th - Friends With Benefits)
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- Part 12 of Sterek New Year's Extravaganza
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Your Pain is My Pain (So Stop Being So F#@$ing Clumsy!) by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella)
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
16 Dec 2017
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“Wouldn’t it be hilarious if it was you?” Scott asked, looking between Stiles and Derek with a grin. “You turned eighteen yesterday. Derek got his soulmate yesterday.”
“Dude!” Stiles insisted, horrified, at the same time Derek snapped, “No!”
“I think it’d be sweet,” Talia said from the head of the table. “You’ve known one another for a long time, and this would certainly solve the Werewolf problem.”
“Derek is not my soulmate,” Stiles insisted. “I mean, look at him!” He motioned Derek. “He’s all grumpy and sourwolfish, and I mean, yeah, he’s great to look at, with the stubble and the working out, and face of a God sculpted out of stone and all that, and arms that could definitely carry me damsel-in-distress style whenever he wanted and what was I talking about again?” He turned back to Talia. “I think I lost my train of thought.”
(SNYE - January 13th - Mates)
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- Part 13 of Sterek New Year's Extravaganza
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Derek just gave him a look before turning back to Erica when she called out that she was ready. She had her back to the crowd of women, standing on a chair while Boyd held her waist. She did two practice throws without releasing the bouquet, and on the third, she let it go. Derek tensed the second he saw her let go, the throw much harder than it should’ve been, likely because Erica had forgotten in her excitement that she was a Werewolf and she had super-strength.
The bouquet shot into the crowd like a canon and Derek heard the sound it made when it slammed straight into someone’s face.
(SNYE - January 14th - Getting Married)
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- Part 14 of Sterek New Year's Extravaganza
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There was no way. No fucking way!
He motioned the door with one hand, pointing at it almost hesitantly. “You live here?”
“Yeah.” Stiles smiled up at him, but it faded at the look he saw on Derek’s face. Derek didn’t even know what his face looked like, but he was sure it was horrible.
“Right here?” he asked, wanting confirmation. “In this unit? Are you sure?”
Stiles gave him a weird look. “Yeah, I’m sure, why are you oh my God!” he blurted out, eyes widening while he gaped up at Derek. “Oh my God, you’re my roommate! We’re roommates! You’re the person I’m living with! It’s you!”
(SNYE - January 15th - Roommates)
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- Part 15 of Sterek New Year's Extravaganza
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Hands shaking, Stiles pulled up his contacts and hit Scott’s name, listening to it ring and feeling like his lungs were constricting.
“Stiles, where—”
“I found his phone!” Stiles shouted. “I found his phone, I need your nose!”
“You found Derek’s phone?”
“No, I found the President’s phone, of course Derek’s phone! Scott, focus! I need your nose!”
(SNYE - January 16th - Secret Relationship)
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- Part 16 of Sterek New Year's Extravaganza
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“So remember back when I used to be the only human in the group, and you joked about how funny it would be if I ended up being something?”
His dad stared at him, looking a little green.
Stiles spread his hands out and wiggled them in a ta-dah motion. “Surprise.”
The sheriff’s mouth opened. Shut. Opened again. “I need to sit down.”
(SNYE - January 17th - Magic Mishaps)
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- Part 17 of Sterek New Year's Extravaganza
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“Oh. My. God.” Stiles rounded on Derek and shoved hard at him until they were out of the kitchen. He punched Derek hard in the arm multiple times, but all it really did was hurt him. “Oh my God, Derek! What the fuck is that?!”
“A werecub,” he said miserably.
“No, I got that part, whose is he?! Why is he in your loft?!”
“I don’t know.” Derek ran one hand down his face, still looking lost and terrified. “I was doing my rounds earlier this morning and I heard him howling. I didn’t realize he was a child until I found him and he was just sitting at the base of a tree, dirty and crying and howling. I think he got lost. I couldn’t just leave him there, what if something bigger came along?”
(SNYE - January 18th - Werebabies)
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- Part 18 of Sterek New Year's Extravaganza
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The Not So Beauty to Your Not So Beast by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella)
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
18 Jan 2018
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“Mieczyslaw Stilinski?”
All eyes instantly turned to Stiles and he felt his stomach drop. They’d taken his dad. They’d actually taken his dad and were here to tell him so.
“Yeah?” he asked in a small voice, feeling ready to be sick.
The second he spoke, two of the four regular guards moved through the rows, the lead guard speaking.
“By order of his Grace Peter Hale, you have been selected to begin your employ under the royal house of Hale.”
Wait.
What?
(SNYE - January 19th - Royalty AU)
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- Part 19 of Sterek New Year's Extravaganza
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This or That, But Not Both by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella)
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
19 Jan 2018
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“You can’t have everything.” The man held up both hands. “Your family,” he said, lifting his right hand and lowering his left, “or your boyfriend,” he switched them around, lifting his left and lowering his right. “Balance. You can have this,” he motioned around the room, “or that.” He pointed to his left and space seemed to break apart, a portal opening and showing Stiles, sitting at his desk with one hand pulling at his hair, the other flipping pages in a book.
“This, or that, but not both,” the Jumper said.
(SNYE - January 20th - No Hale Fire)
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- Part 20 of Sterek New Year's Extravaganza
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“You’re an idiot. He was trying to ask you out.”
Derek blinked at her, surprised, and wondered how long she’d been there. He saw books in her hand, and figured she’d been looking for something for one of her classes.
“No, he wasn’t,” he insisted, finishing up with his things but not standing, since Erica was still giving him a look.
“Derek, he was totally asking you out.”
“Trust me, he wasn’t. He asks me about my weekends all the time.”
“Then he’s either clued in to your stupidity, or really bad at taking no for an answer, because I can tell that kid is crazy about you.” Erica flipped some hair over her shoulder, then grabbed her books.
(SNYE - January 21st - Harry Potter AU)
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- Part 21 of Sterek New Year's Extravaganza
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“Stop making that sound,” Derek snapped.
“What sound? There’s no sound.”
“That,” Derek insisted. “That sound!”
“What, me breathing?” Stiles shot back. “There’s no sound, Derek!”
(SNYE - January 22nd - Road Trips)
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- Part 22 of Sterek New Year's Extravaganza
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Pry Him From My Cold Dead Fingers by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella)
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
22 Dec 2017
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“So they’re coming for our Emissary because they lost theirs?” Derek asked, somewhat angrily.
“It would appear. The McCall-Hale Pack’s reputation precedes itself.”
“Don’t worry,” Scott said, “we won’t let them touch you.”
Deaton turned to him, offering a private smile before inclining his head slightly. “Very comforting, Scott, thank you. But,” he looked between them, “I’m not the Emissary they’re coming after.”
Derek frowned and shared a look with Scott, who looked as confused as he did.
“What do you mean?” Scott asked. “What other Emissary is there?”
(SNYE - January 23rd - Alpha & Emissary)
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- Part 23 of Sterek New Year's Extravaganza
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“It’s fine,” Derek insisted, Stiles beginning to pace, still tugging at his hair. “Stiles, I made sure it would be okay before we moved in, Ronan’s harmless. He’s just bored, he isn’t going to hurt you. I figured it was a non-issue, it was a really good price for the house.”
Stiles rounded on him, looking incensed. “Of course it was, it’s fucking haunted!” Stiles screamed, motioning the house.
(SNYE - January 24th - Moving In Together)
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- Part 24 of Sterek New Year's Extravaganza
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“I never should’ve left you. I’m sorry.”
“You’re here now.” Stiles turned his face into Derek’s hand, closing his eyes. “That’s enough for me.”
“I never stopped loving you, too,” Derek informed him, Stiles’ eyes opening so he could look up at him. “I never stopped thinking about you.”
Stiles smiled slightly. “I’m pretty hard to forget.”
(SNYE - January 25th - Getting Back Together)
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- Part 25 of Sterek New Year's Extravaganza
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“So, we’re graduating this year. Crazy. It’s been a great four years.”
“Some moments definitely better than others,” Stiles muttered under his breath. “Like the times you actually left me alone.”
“And I get that. I do. Mea culpa. But I was thinking—”
“No.”
“I haven’t even said anything yet,” Derek insisted.
“Still no.”
(SNYE - January 26th - Fraternity)
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- Part 26 of Sterek New Year's Extravaganza
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“Oh!” He turned to Stiles. “Is he your new bodyguard?”
Derek saw Stiles stiffen at that, wondering why, but before Stiles could open his mouth to insist that, why yes, Derek was his bodyguard like the brat he was, Derek spoke first.
“I’m Mieczyslaw Stilinski’s bodyguard.”
The confused look that crossed Scott’s face now was kind of annoying. Scott looked at Stiles, then back at Derek, and then at Stiles again.
“I see…?”
(SNYE - January 27th - Bodyguards)
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- Part 27 of Sterek New Year's Extravaganza
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“Dude! Don’t open!” Stiles yelled almost hysterically, facing the console and kicking a panel again. “They’re gonna fucking kill me! They’re gonna think I killed this dude!” He motioned the figure lying dead on the floor.
There was a clang behind him and Stiles jerked to his feet, scrambling backwards and hitting the console, eyes locked on the entrance.
A tall, humanoid figure stepped through, aqua blue eyes rising and locking on Stiles before shifting to the dead alien on the floor.
Stiles’ heart thundered in his chest and he was positive he was about to fucking die.
(SNYE - January 28th - Scene Stealer)
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- Part 28 of Sterek New Year's Extravaganza
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“I have a deal for you,” Derek said. Stiles cocked an eyebrow and crossed his arms.
“I’m intrigued. Go on.”
“I’ll buy you whatever alcohol you want, because what your stupid human brain does with it is your problem.” Stiles let out an offended sound, ready to argue, but Derek just kept speaking. “In exchange, I need you to be my mate for one night.”
“Say what?” Stiles asked.
(SNYE - January 29th - Partners in Crime)
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- Part 29 of Sterek New Year's Extravaganza
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“If we get caught,” Derek told him while they headed for the Camaro, “I’m throwing Scott at you and running.”
“He would crush me!” Stiles insisted, horrified.
“Not my problem. This was your stupid idea.”
“This is a great idea,” Stiles corrected, popping open the trunk and grinning.
(SNYE - January 29th - Partners in Crime)
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- Part 30 of Sterek New Year's Extravaganza
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Is There a Problem Officer? by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella)
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
28 Jan 2018
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“Anything to drink tonight?”
He knew there was no way the other would remember him, so he started his usual ramble without missing a beat. “Nope, nothing for me, but I work in a pub so I proba—”
“I remember,” officer Hale said with a small smile. “You don’t smell like vomit this time, though, so that’s an improvement.”
Stiles started at his words, mouth opening but no sound coming out. He remembered him?! But this guy probably met hundreds of people in a given day, how could he possibly remember him?
(SNYE - January 30th - Meet Cute)
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- Part 31 of Sterek New Year's Extravaganza
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Strike Me Down With Lightning by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella)
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
29 Jan 2018
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“Okay, first of all,” Derek grabbed at one of Stiles’s flailing hands and glared, “stop coating our loft with monster blood. Second, why were you walking through the woods, alone, at ten o’clock at night?”
“Did you not hear me?! I got a quest from a real life fucking Goddess, Derek! I don’t do quests, they’re bad for my health!”
“Your life in general is bad for your health.”
“Exactly! Why add more to my plate?! That’s just a heart attack waiting to happen!”
(SNYE - January 31st - Mythological Creatures)
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- Part 32 of Sterek New Year's Extravaganza