satsuki and gaara-chan take the world by storm: konoha edition
03 May 2016
Satsuki is five years old, eyes wide and pitchy-black like those of the baby seals Itachi has seen in the islands of Kiri, when she smiles sweetly and asks her beloved Big Brother the best way to kill a man. Itachi puts down his stick of dango, nods approvingly, and tells her that the best way to kill a man is a senbon to the internal jugular artery in the place where a man’s neck meets the underside of his chin.
In which Itachi and Satsuki have a beautifully codependent sibling relationship, Gaara is a stalker with a crush, Naruko trolls, and Shisui and Sakura despair at the state of the people they call their friends.
In Which Satsuki Tries to be the Best at Sex and Learns the Benefits of Mutual Orgasm by okayserasera
14 Mar 2016
Satsuki, as with everything else she does in her life, strives to be the best at sex. To be flawless. To be perfection. That being said, it is quite hard to be the sought-for perfection, to even be the best, when one’s partner keeps getting SAND everywhere. There are some places sand should not go. Like Satsuki’s vulva, for instance.