Achilles, the Relationship Counselor
Series Metadata
Listing Series
-
Tags
Summary
Achilles is almost amused, “You must be truly desperate, to come to me for relationship advice.”
--
Achilles is roped into offering an utterly hopeless Zagreus relationship advice, and learns a thing or two about his relationship with Patroclus along the way.
Remember: fear is for the weak.
Series
- Part 1 of Achilles, the Relationship Counselor
-
Tags
Summary
From: Your Favorite Fiancé :Red_Heart: :Orange_Heart: :Yellow_Heart:
I really hope that ur just running late, and u didn’t forget ur child’s first holiday concert.
Seen at 7:46PMFrom: Your Favorite Fiancé :Red_Heart: :Orange_Heart: :Yellow_Heart:
Bc if u actually forgot his holiday concert, ur sleeping on the couch for a month.
Seen at 7:48PMHermes’ eye twitches as three dots appear in the bottom corner of his phone screen, before disappearing.
--
The ghosts of Christmas past, present, and future help a workaholic Charon to reconnect with his family. Set in the same 'verse as 'Achilles, the Relationship Counselor'.
Series
- Part 2 of Achilles, the Relationship Counselor
-
Tags
Summary
“Do you think that he’ll like it?” Achilles’ eye twitches. He thinks that they’re not going to have any clean towels tomorrow if Zagreus keeps worrying about that blasted ring instead of watching where he’s—
Have you ever heard the sound of one-hundred fifty pounds of muscle colliding with the concrete?
Because Achilles has—nine times this afternoon, as a matter of fact.
--
Achilles is roped into helping a nervous Zagreus prepare to propose to his boyfriend, Thanatos. Set in the same 'verse as 'Achilles, the Relationship Counselor'.
Series
- Part 3 of Achilles, the Relationship Counselor
-
Tags
Summary
They’re next on the docket. He’s starting to feel a little nervous. “You look so handsome, darling. The both of you do.” Nyx offers them both a small smile, before reaching into her purse. “I have something for you. An early wedding gift, of sorts.”
Hermes blinks, “Oh, but Nyx… you didn’t have to…” Nyx presses a small box into his hands, insistent. Hermes is too overcome with emotion to press the issue further as he lifts the lid off of the box to reveal—“No. Nyx, you… I can’t accept this.”
Nyx shakes her head, “I’m afraid that I must insist. I offered Megaera a similar gift, on the eve of her and Hypnos’ wedding. Consider it a small token, to welcome you into the family.” She smiles. Hermes honestly cannot believe it. After everything that this woman had already done for him—for them…
--
A direct sequel to "A Hades Christmas Carol". Set in the same 'verse as "Achilles, the Relationship Counselor".
Series
- Part 4 of Achilles, the Relationship Counselor