Stupid Deep
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“Rich, what the fuck.”
“What,” Richie says breathlessly, pushing up into Eddie’s grip with a weak sound.
Eddie stares, as he did five months ago, at the dick in his hand. Not that it was in his hand at the time. “I thought maybe I, like. Exaggerated it in my mind. But it’s really that fucking big.”
“Huh?” Richie blinks at him dumbly, jaw slack and abs tensing.
“Rich, I don’t even know what to do with all of this.”
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or, Richie has a big dick, and Eddie is into it.
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- Part 1 of Stupid Deep
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“Richie,” Eddie says seriously. “I look at you every day. I like looking at you.”
Richie shrugs again. He tugs on the ends of his hoodie strings. “Can’t see why,” he mutters.
Eddie is struck dumb. He can’t— He can’t see why? He can’t see why? “I’m sorry, is it not obvious by how often I lose my mind over how badly I want to have sex with you?”
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- Part 2 of Stupid Deep
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“You just want me for my money,” Richie sighs dramatically.
“Well it’s definitely not for your personality,” Eddie says, voice low, and presses his palm against his lower stomach.
There’s a long, weighty pause, and then Richie says, “You in bed?”
Eddie grins. “Yeah.”
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- Part 3 of Stupid Deep
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Richie laughs and kisses him. “So why do they think I’m your husband, then?”
Eddie makes a disgruntled noise. “I don’t fucking know, okay. Someone must have said it by mistake or something, and then it caught on, and I didn’t correct them right away, and now I can’t. It’s fucking dumb.”
“So you’re just letting them believe we’re married,” Richie says, grinning.
“Yes, okay, I don’t fucking care. It’s not like it makes a difference.”
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- Part 4 of Stupid Deep
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Neither of them moves for a minute, Richie reading an article on his phone, Eddie doing—something, Richie honestly has no clue. He doesn’t even look up until Eddie clears his throat pointedly.
Eddie is still standing at the table, picking at the label on the milk jug. His damp hair is combed back neatly and he’s wearing an old shirt and his red shorts. “Oh,” Richie says, a grin spreading over his face. “You’re wearing your fuck-me shorts.”
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- Part 5 of Stupid Deep
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There’s a little wrapped package in Eddie’s coat pocket. He tries not to think about it too deeply. He has, after all, been carrying it around for months.
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- Part 6 of Stupid Deep
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Can't Fight This Feeling by Anonymous for tozierrichie
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT - Stephen King
25 Dec 2019
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“Eddie,” Richie says, quiet and serious. “You’re not gonna abandon me at the altar, right?”
Eddie’s heart softens, even though his eyes are still protesting and his head is throbbing. “Richie,” he says. “Why the fuck would I do that.”
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- Part 7 of Stupid Deep
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Let's Go All The Way Tonight by Anonymous
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
09 Jul 2020
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Eddie pulls away, throat bobbing, and says, on a whim, “Tonight was really nice.”
Richie hums, grinning, and kisses the edge of his jaw. “Yeah.”
And something about this whole situation, this date and this strange formality and Richie’s hand on his thigh like he’s thinking about getting to third base, makes Eddie say, “You wanna...come inside?”
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It's Richie and Eddie's wedding anniversary and Eddie is feeling indulgent.
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- Part 8 of Stupid Deep