These Are the Days of Our Lives
Crowley pinched the bridge of his nose and squeezed his eyes shut. He stayed like that for a good minute before huffing out a breath. “We’ve been living together for six months,” he finally said.
“Yes,” Aziraphale agreed cautiously.
“I honestly thought you weren’t interested.”
“I thought you weren’t!”
“My God,” said Crowley in a tone of absolute disgust, “we are so fucking stupid, aren’t we?”
Aziraphale wisely kept his mouth shut.
- Part 1 of These Are the Days of Our Lives
“Crowley?” came Aziraphale’s voice. “Are you still out with Warlock? I was wondering if you’d pick up some—”
“He’s asked me if we swapped him at birth!” Crowley hissed into the phone.
“How did that come up?” asked Aziraphale blankly.
“Might’ve slipped out,” Crowley muttered. “Not the point. What do I say?”
“Generally in circumstances like these I think the truth is called for,” Aziraphale told him.
“I’ll wipe his memory,” Crowley decided. That would take care of this whole mess.
- Part 2 of These Are the Days of Our Lives