you a dirty little lover
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV)
11 Aug 2019
“Alright, tell me everything,” Jon prompts.
“Okay, you know how Theon always get’s on our back about how we have boring sex?”
Jon purses his lips and looks down her body and over the schoolgirl outfit. “Uh, right?”
“Well, I just – I want to prove him wrong! And then, just now, it’s like he – I’m in this outfit, and he still can’t admit we like to play around a bit?”
“Sansa,” Jon says slowly, cautiously, “I’m not sure I understand why you care what he thinks.”
Sansa sighs loudly again, flopping back onto the bed. “Well I don’t understand either!” she huffs. “But it’s really pissed me off! I mean god Jon, we do some kinky shit – like, remember that time with the –“
“I don’t know which time you’re about to reference, but I assure you I remember,” Jon interrupts. This time, when his hand lifts, it settles against her upper thigh. “Seriously Sansa, I’m losing my mind over here. You have to put that coat back on if you want me to keep any semblance of chill.”
//Or: Theon makes a couple of stupid comments about Jon and Sansa's "vanilla" sex life, and then immediately regrets every decision he's ever made in life.
- Part 1 of you a dirty little lover
“I bought you guys something,” Theon says quickly, because he just wants to get this over and done with now. “As a way to apologize for being a dick, and as a formal admittance of my defeat.”
Sansa softens, and smiles at him. “Oh, that’s sweet, but you didn’t have to. Watching your face as you realized I was the champion was enough for me.”
Theon rolls his eyes. Classic, competitive Sansa.
“It’s a sex thing,” he tells them after an awkward beat.
They both frown at him for several long, quiet, tense seconds.
“I’m confused,” Sansa finally announces, as Jon leaves her side to push past Theon and look in to his room.
“Um, Theon . . .” Jon says, in a tone that Theon is not in the right frame of mind to decipher.
- Part 2 of you a dirty little lover