Comment on Comparing and Contrasting the Worlds of Thedas and 21st Century Earth

  1. Yeah and think of how much we could revolutionize public health with just layperson knowledge of hygiene etc (assuming they actually listen to us)

    Canticle of the Herald of Andraste, line 1: WASH YOUR FUCKING HANDS

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    1. Just layperson knowledge we've all had drilled into our heads since potty-training would revolutionize their health.

      Canticle of the Herald of Andraste, line 2: USE SOAP AND WATER, ESPECIALLY BEFORE OR AFTER TOUCHING PEOPLE'S BLOOD.

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      1. Canticle of the Herald of Andraste, line 3: SPEAKING OF WATER, BOIL THAT SHIT
        Canticle of the Herald of Andraste, line 4: SERIOUSLY, GUYS, IT'S POSSIBLE TO DRINK SOMETHING NON-ALCOHOLIC AND NOT GET SICK
        Canticle of the Herald of Andraste, line 5: ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU'RE FUCKING PREGNANT, PLEASE

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        1. (That's another reason most of us would be more attractive than most Thedans -- no fetal alcohol syndrome)

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          1. Amen. Generally we've cut down on most fetal issues caused by poor mom life choices. Also SIDS. We're rockstars at SIDS.

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        2. Canticle of the Herald of Andraste, line 6: THIS IS CALLED A FRUIT, IT PREVENTS SCURVY
          Canticle of the Herald of Andraste, line 7: THIS IS A FOOD PYRAMID, IT INCLUDES FRUIT AND ACTUAL VEGETABLES
          Canticle of the Herald of Andraste, line 8: YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BOIL EVERYTHING
          Canticle of the Herald of Andraste, line 9: BUT BOIL SICKROOM SHEETS
          Canticle of the Herald of Andraste, line 10: FOR FUCK'S SAKE, BALANCING THE HUMORS IS BULLSHIT
          Canticle of the Herald of Andraste, line 11: YOU WOULD SURVIVE MORE IF YOU BOILED YOUR TOOLS AND CLEANED THINGS WITH STRAIGHT UP ALCOHOL

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          1. Canticle of the Herald of Andraste, line 12: AND STOP PUTTING FUCKING LEECHES ON PEOPLE

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            (oh god that healer in skyhold)

            Last Edited Fri 12 Feb 2016 05:53AM EST

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          2. I can't stop laughing my ass over these

            Angriest, sweariest Canticle in the entire Chant, for sure

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          3. If self-flagellation for past mistakes is the constant preoccupation of the religious mind than improving oneself and asking logical questions is the exact opposite.

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            1. ... I feel like that may have been the wordiest way to go 'the Herald Canticle is the saga of an atheist'. Which is fine, but I can't scream that at people in Orlais. It's not catchy enough.

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              1. Perhaps but you could also go with "Listen you turds, the Maker created the world and this is how it functions." It will skip the explanations of molecular biology

                Last Edited Sat 13 Feb 2016 03:39AM EST

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