aNKSRNJKGDHNJSJNG I LOVE THIS STILL WTF I STAN IT SO HARD THE M E L O N IM FUKIN CRYING
HAHAHSKAH IM GLAD U LIKE IT!! the melon is a personal experience
i want an explanation
it wasn’t as dramatic but basically a friend of mine texted me that they had tied an apple to their ceiling fan and put it on full speed and exploded it. i went over there like wtf r u doing and their mum wasnt home so she grabbed a melon from downstairs and asked me to get an industrial chain from the garage and we broke the ceiling fan. her mother grounded her.
that's wild man